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Phaic Tan
Phaic Tan
    For too long Phaic Tan
    has been closed off to
    the outside world, a
    country visited each year
    by just a handful of
    hardy travellers, aid
    agency workers and
    hostage negotiators.
    Quadrille Publishing, in
    association with Jetlag
    Travel Guides, are proud
    to present the
    introduction to this
    undiscovered jewel.
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Sartre
Sartre's Sink
    Offers the essential DIY
    tips of the world's
    greatest writers. This
    book provides hints such
    as how to: replace a roof
    tile; remedy a squeaking
    floor board; remove a
    carpet stain and bleed a
    radiator, by writers,
    including Bronte,
    Shakespeare, Duras,
    Salinger and Paul Auster.
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Atlas, Schmatlas
Atlas, Schmatlas
    Contains over 250 entries
    covering the globe, and
    is filled with maps,
    graphs, illustrations of
    notable figures and
    famous residents, and a
    quiz to test readers
    knowledge of the flags of
    West African nations.
    This atlas provides
    questionable historical
    and geographical
    information.
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Power of Two Weeks from Now
Power Of Two Weeks From Now
    A guide to using denial
    to make your life happier
    and successful. It
    details the author's
    personal journey to
    attain happiness, his
    failure to achieve it,
    and how he learned that
    denial is the most
    important way to deal
    with the world around us.
    It helps you learn to
    deny what you don't like
    and get away with it.
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San Sombrero
San Sombrero
    Often described as 'the
    Venice of Central
    America', the
    sun-drenched isle of San
    Sombrero has something
    for everyone -
    music-lovers,
    eco-tourist, history
    buffs and others. This
    book provides information
    on the place, from the
    frenetic nightlife of its
    capital Cucaracha City,
    to the guaranteed
    solitude of a west coast
    beach during sea snake
    season.
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New Moan
New Moan
    Heffa Lump is a
    self-centred
    seventeen-year-old who
    needs to grow up and get
    a life. Unfortunately,
    she's distracted from her
    attempts to leave
    adolescence behind when
    she meets Teddy Kelledy -
    an impossibly gorgeous
    boy who eats rare meat,
    is super-strong, and
    never goes out in
    daylight. Could he - just
    maybe - be a vampire?
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New Moan
New Moan
    Heffa Lump is a typical,
    pale and interesting
    seventeen-year-old, who
    doubts that anyone will
    ever see her true beauty.
    But then she moves to
    Spatula and meets Teddy
    Kelledy, an impossibly
    gorgeous boy who eats
    rare meat and who is
    super-strong and never
    goes out in sunlight.
    Could he just maybe be a
    vampire?
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100 Pretentious Nursery Rhymes
100 Pretentious Nursery Rhymes
    Scare young children and
    intimidate their parents
    when you take the humble
    nursery rhyme and
    transform it into a
    display of linguistic
    acrobatics. Here are 100
    nursery rhymes and their
    verbose translations to
    memorise and regurigitate
    at all children's
    parties.
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Guardianwork
Guardianwork
    Ian Carpenter was a
    34-year-old property
    manager in Basildon when
    he found himself made
    redundant. He was looking
    at the recruitment
    pullout of the "Guardian"
    newspaper, and wondered:
    why don't I apply for
    every job here? So that's
    what he did, and along
    the way broadened his
    scope by applying to be
    the English football
    manager.
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The Devil
The Devil's Diaries
    Narrating the Devil's
    random musings on key
    dates through history,
    this title reveals
    Satan's part in such
    things as the Fall;
    musical moments at the
    crossroads; the invention
    of the tetrapak, making
    work for idle hands;
    small print; Faust;
    decorating hell circle by
    circle; the joy of
    getting all the best
    tunes; and, lawyers.
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Conkers For Goalposts
Conkers For Goalposts
    Focuses on 'Playground
    Games' - otherwise known
    as Playground Fighting.
    This work explains the
    proud history of
    playground fighting,
    taking the reader through
    the basics - the kit,
    the rules, the tactics,
    the training, and the
    moves (including the
    Highland Headbutt and the
    DNL - Deadly Nipple
    Lock), so that you can
    reach the top of your
    game.
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A Zombie
A Zombie's History Of The
United States
    Presents a Howard
    Zinn-like real history of
    the United States and the
    role its suppressed
    zombie minority has
    played in major events.
    From indigenous cave
    paintings of the walking
    dead to the fossilized
    remains of chewed-open
    skulls, this title shows
    that zombies were active
    in the Americas long
    before the first
    Europeans arrived.
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Dear Customer Services
Dear Customer Services
    Focusses on companies
    ranging from Kellogg's
    and Ryvita to Mars,
    Heinz and Cadbury. This
    book tackles things from
    quality and pricing to
    taste and advertising
    campaigns, quizzing
    companies like Ferrero
    about why it's impossible
    to 'feel the nuts' in
    Nutella spread 'despite
    going through it with a
    fine tooth comb'.
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Air Mail
Air Mail
    A comic anthology of
    letters that demonstrates
    how one man bamboozled
    and exasperated over
    forty international
    airlines, from British
    Airways to Air Malta. It
    tackles everything from
    the common bugbears of
    excess baggage charges
    and duplicitous exchange
    rates to the surreal
    predicament of how to fly
    an elephant back from
    India.
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He Just Thinks He
He Just Thinks He's Not That
Into You
    Features a fake columnist
    answering questions from
    insanely determined
    women, telling them how
    to land the man of their
    dreams. Using tips,
    charts and
    tongue-in-cheek
    recommendations, this
    book presents an agony
    aunt taking on the most
    determined women who are
    in pursuit of the most
    undetermined men.
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The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
The Alien Invasion Survival
Handbook
    Ask yourself: Are you
    ready for an alien
    invasion? When it
    happens, will you find
    yourself helpless to
    resist? This book teaches
    readers the skills they
    need to battle hostile
    visitors from outer
    space, covering things
    from escape strategies to
    improvised weaponry.
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100 Pretentious Proverbs
100 Pretentious Proverbs
    Stun your friends into
    silence as you take the
    humble proverb and
    transform it into a
    display of linguistic
    acrobatics. Here are 100
    simple proverbs and their
    verbose translations for
    you to memorize and
    regurgitate at dinner
    parties and social
    gatherings.
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Nightlight
Nightlight
    Belle Goose falls in love
    with the mysterious and
    sparkly Edwart Mullen.
    Belle arrives in
    Switchblade, Oregon
    looking for adventure,
    or at least an undead
    classmate. She soon
    discovers Edwart, a
    super-hot computer nerd
    with zero interest in
    girls. After witnessing a
    number of strange events
    - Edwart leaves his hash
    browns untouched at
    lunch.
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The Global Warming Survival Kit
The Global Warming Survival
Kit
    Takes you through a
    multitude of scenarios,
    including: how to keep
    safe when all power is
    lost and all hell breaks
    loose; and, how to get
    drinkable water. This
    book shows how to keep
    cool and/or warm; what to
    eat to stay alive; useful
    survival equipment; and,
    where to live to minimize
    the impact of climate
    change.
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More Morello Letters
More Morello Letters
    Hilarious collection of
    letters written by the
    deranged but loveable
    Morello family to the
    great and the good of the
    country (and beyond) and
    the amazing genuine
    replies - from Heads of
    State, prime ministers,
    archbishops, lords,
    ambassadors, cabinet
    ministers, captains of
    industry, TV stars and
    celebrities.
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What We French Think of You British - and Where You are Going Wrong
What We French Think Of You
British - And Where You Are
Going Wrong
    Introduces the reader to
    the British character as
    seen through the eyes of
    the French. This book
    features: "Dans La Rue",
    an eye-spy parody set on
    the British high street;
    "Tits of the Brits", a
    poem concerning the large
    British bust vs the
    petite French cup;
    "Stolen French", a guide
    to words the British have
    stolen from the French;
    and, more.
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Prince of Dorkness: Diary of a Wimpy Vampire
Prince Of Dorkness: Diary Of A
Wimpy Vampire
    Nigel Mullet, the
    unfortunate and bungling
    fifteen-year-old vampire,
    is back! But this time
    he not only has to deal
    with his daily trials of
    bad skin, an annoying
    little sister, and the
    worry of his fangs
    popping out at
    inopportune moments. Now
    he's got real problems to
    get his teeth into.
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2013
2013
    Offers an escape from the
    overwhelming terror that
    can come when facing the
    end of the world. This
    title explores the end
    times and world monetary
    collapse with insights
    that are undaunted by
    their
    self-contradictions,
    witticism that never lets
    up, and the promise of
    multi-level marketing.
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The Bad Dog
The Bad Dog's Diary
    Blake the mongrel part of
    a bigger family - the
    owner now has a baby -
    finds himself dealing
    with the difficulties of
    fatherhood himself,
    thanks to the antics of
    his own step-puppy. The
    neighbourhood troop of
    trusty canine friends
    also find themselves with
    a new challenge in the
    shape of a damsel in
    distress.
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The Vampire Diaries
The Vampire Diaries
    My name is Count Vladimir
    Dracula. Welcome to my
    diary. I hope that
    reading if vill prompt
    you to invite me into
    your hearts. I vould like
    that very much. Perhaps
    you are vondering vy I am
    writing this sales pitch
    myself, as vell as
    editing and writing the
    diary. Vot a vorkload,
    you say.
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Going Ninja
Going Ninja
    A guide to leaving
    Western life behind and
    becoming a ninja without
    formal training. It shows
    us how becoming a ninja
    warrior is easy. It
    discusses the material
    necessary for the ninja
    rebirth, including the
    'Eight-blade Path'. It
    covers ninja wear,
    weapons, movements and
    strikes, espionage,
    language, sex, sushi,
    and karaoke.
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Shepherd Spy
Shepherd Spy
    A detective-cum-spy,
    Rabbit the dog, tracks
    down his enemies.
    Extraordinary ingenuity
    and stealth assist him in
    his task of rooting out
    evil, pursuing it
    doggedly and resolving to
    rid the world of its
    blight. He is persistent.
    He is cunning. He is
    undaunted. He also
    appears rather sheepish.
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Breaking Yawn
Breaking Yawn
    Heffa Lump is still
    living at home in Spatula
    having graduated from the
    Spatula Academy of
    Fictional Excellence,
    and is looking forward to
    a life of notoriety as
    the girlfriend of the
    fabulously wealthy
    vampire Teddy Kelledy.
    Still desperate for fame,
    Heffa considers entering
    Undead's Got Talent,
    judged in part by the
    fearsome Vindicti.
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Diary of a Wimpy Vampire
Diary Of A Wimpy Vampire
    Nigel Mullet was
    transformed into a
    vampire when he was still
    a teenager, and will
    remain this age forever.
    Unfortunately, Nigel
    became a vampire at the
    awkward age of 15, and
    must spend eternity
    coping with acne, and an
    ineptitude with girls.
    This title chronicles his
    desperate attempts to be
    noticed by the love of
    his life, Chloe Sparrow.
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The Bad Dog
The Bad Dog's Diary
    Blake is a loveable
    mongrel just trying to
    lead a happy life; he
    loves his owner,
    fiercely defends his
    territory against
    interlopers, does his
    best to avoid the
    frequently threatened
    neutering and spends a
    lot of his time either
    scooting across the
    carpet or chasing local
    tail. This work is
    suitable for a wide range
    of readers and dog
    lovers.
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See John Run
See John Run
    Naughtily hilarious
    parodies of children's
    stories, as read on
    Terry Wogan's breakfast
    show. For the last four
    years, 8 million
    listeners to BBC Radio
    2's Wake Up To Wogan have
    been beguiled and
    bewitched by the naughty
    but nice adventures of
    John and his wife Janet.
    In the style of
    children's stories of
    yesteryear, John gets up
    to all sorts. Then he
    tells Janet all about his
    day, by which time every
    perfectly innocent big
    end, back passage and
    stiff one acquires a
    whole new meaning...
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Zombie Code
Zombie Code
    Delving into a world
    where the living dead
    really do walk the earth,
    this title turns the
    myth of zombies into a
    frightening - and
    hilarious - reality. It
    suggests that the future
    human race integrate
    themselves with zombies,
    simply accepting the
    inevitable loss of life
    in the long run.
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The Cookie Sutra
The Cookie Sutra
    Birds do it, bees do it.
    And guess what - cookies
    do it, too. In fact,
    never have a pair of
    gingerbread cookies
    looked so pleased. Yes,
    the "Karma Sutra" meets
    the "Joy of Cooking".
    Featuring an unabashed
    gingerbread couple, who
    are photographed in
    unpinching full colour,
    the COOKIE SUTRA is a
    recipe for pleasure.
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Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!
Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find
God!
    A life planner, from the
    bestselling authors of
    "This Diary Will Change
    Your Life". From your
    birth to your midlife
    crisis, from losing your
    virginity to planning the
    cryogenic freezing of
    your own body, this book
    tells you how to lead the
    hysterical life you so
    richly deserve.
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The Bad Dog
The Bad Dog's
Diary...Continued
    Blake is the mongrel part
    of a bigger family - the
    owner now has a baby -
    and finds himself dealing
    with the difficulties of
    fatherhood himself,
    thanks to the antics of
    his own step-puppy. The
    neighbourhood troop of
    trusty canine friends
    also find themselves with
    a new challenge in the
    shape of a damsel in
    distress.
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A Knickerbocker
A Knickerbocker's History Of
New York
    Presents the classic
    satirical history of New
    York. Spanning the
    creation of the world to
    the end of the 'Dutch
    Dynasty', this book
    examines the discovery of
    New York, the first
    settlements of the Dutch,
    the reign of Peter
    Stuyvesant, the gallant
    achievements of Peter the
    Headstrong, and other
    real and imagined moments
    in the history of this
    city.
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How to Rent a Negro
How To Rent A Negro
    Provides a satirical look
    at race relations that is
    almost too close for
    comfort. This book gives
    renters and rentals
    advice and tips on
    technique. Reframing
    stories, techniques,
    requests, and responses,
    tips are provided in
    step-by-step outlines for
    renters to get the most
    for their money, and how
    rentals can become
    successful and wealthy.
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You Don
You Don't Know... Jack Schitt
    Jack Schitt is a
    fictional character. He
    always wanted to be
    Phillip Marlowe but could
    never quite muster the
    hard drinking, lacked
    the physical stature (5'
    6" in his cubans) and
    stumbled over the
    wisecracking patter. But
    he could do all the
    detective work that
    small-town Wisconsin
    could throw at him such
    as spying on errant
    husbands.
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Bleak Expectations
Bleak Expectations
    Pip Bin ventures through
    Victorian Britain in
    constant battle with his
    evil and badly named
    ex-guardian Mr Gently
    Benevolent. On the way he
    builds a national railway
    network, blows up
    parliament, joins an
    East End gang, smokes a
    lot of opium, gets
    married twice and takes
    on the might of the
    Martian army.
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Fuller
Fuller's Dictionary Of
Daffynition's
    'Fuller's Dictionary of
    Daffynitions' is THE
    lexicon for all students
    of wordplay... an
    Aladdin's cave of double
    entendre and innuendo; an
    encyclopaedia of
    equivoque; an arsenal of
    ammunition for exponents
    of bon mots, burlesque
    and badinage... a
    veritable punsters'
    paradise.
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Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez's Guide To Buck
Nasty Sex
    Describes the activities
    that combine humor with
    sex acts. This book
    delivers a parody of
    run-of-the-mill sex
    books. It explains how to
    do the un-doable and
    includes illustrations
    depicting each act's
    proper positioning and
    execution. It provides
    coverage that ranges from
    the shocking and obscene
    to the sadistic.
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Gnomes of the Silver Screen
Gnomes Of The Silver Screen
    Have you ever been
    terrified by a scary
    horror film? Laughed
    yourself silly at an
    amusing romantic comedy?
    Now imagine those
    familiar scenes starring
    everyone's favourite
    garden sprite - gnomes!
    Packed with famous
    cinematic scenes
    recreated by garden
    gnomes, this book is
    guaranteed to raise a
    smile with anyone who
    picks it up.
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Unnovations
Unnovations
    Offers a comic spoof of
    the consumer-product
    catalogues. This title is
    illustrated throughout in
    the shape and style of
    catalogues that offer you
    the chance to buy
    machines that stamp your
    initials onto golf balls
    or allow you to warm you
    slippers electronically
    before putting them on.
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Bitter with Baggage Seeks Same
Bitter With Baggage Seeks Same
    With more personality
    than most people have to
    spare, this title
    features the author's
    tiny yellow chickens that
    negotiate the tricky
    modern world, filled
    with three-headed blind
    dates, menacing KFCs,
    playground popularity
    battles and annoyingly
    crowded yoga classes.
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Cricket Through the Looking Glass
Cricket Through The Looking
Glass
    This is a unique book
    conveying a vivid
    description complete with
    detailed scorecards of a
    series of matches that
    have never in fact taken
    place. The vaults of
    imagination are plumbed
    to allow anyone who has
    ever existed, real or
    fictional, to reveal
    themselves under the
    singular aegis of the
    game of cricket.
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