Includes jokes for business trips, blind dates, and family get-togethers. This book also includes seven jokes that will make kids laugh and nineteen jokes that are definitely not suitable for children. It features three jokes about doctors, two jokes about gorillas, eight jokes about heaven, and the funny knock-knock joke.
Scots have something that sets them apart from other countries... the justified reputation of being able to laugh at themselves. Scottish culture is a hard working, living one, with laughter a necessary part of their lives. This book delivers the best jokes in the land.
The book you are holding in your hands is -- without doubt -- the sickest collection of sick jokes the world has ever seen. Sick jokes about religion; sick jokes about dead celebrities; sick jokes about injured babies; sick jokes about animals. And don't even get us started on the cartoons.
A dog joke book that contains sections that capture different facets of canine humour: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku, Man's Best Friend, Cat's Worst Enemy, Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love and Kibbles & Bits.
This razor-sharp 'A list' of laughter-lines will prime you for those fleeting conversational moments when a gag has your friends cracking up. Or, if you're after an infusion of irrepressible jocularity for a formal speech, delve within: you'll find everything in A-Z order by subject.
Tommy Cooper died on stage at Her Majesty's Theatre, London, in April 1984 and is still revered as probably the greatest comedian of the second half of the 20th century. Working in a golden age of British comedy, Cooper stood - literally - head and shoulders above the crowd, and had a magical talent for humour that defied description.
A bumper volume of contemporary and classic Scottish jokes. From one-liners to shaggy dog stories, from Q&As to riddles, the book covers Glasgow versus Edinburgh; Scotsmen; Scotswomen; The Scottish Parliament; the fitba'; the English prudence; and more.
Presents a collection of jokes from the members of the Friars Club. This book covers various subjects - from ageing to dieting, fashion to fathers, birth control to male anatomy. Organised alphabetically and by topic, it is suitable for finding ice-breakers for toasts, public speaking and social occasions.
A compendium of humour that includes over 7500 entries of jokes. It offers coverage ranging from Birthdays and Dogs to Mothers-in-Law and War, as well as epigrams, limericks, misprints and howlers, shaggy dog stories, politically incorrect jokes, toasts, pick-up lines and put-downs.
Crammed full of hundreds of fantastic, funny jokes. From one-liners to shaggy dogs, passing through 'your mommas' and howlers, this book should have you falling off chairs or loosening your bowels involuntarily. There are tasteful jokes, tasteless jokes and even ones you can tell in front of your mother-in-law!
Society often treats people diagnosed with dementia as if their lives were over. But many people with dementia continue to lead positive lives. Humour often helps. This book includes the jokes and one-liners that are selected by members of The Scottish Dementia Working Group.
Each place has characteristics that make it unique. Containing"es from the worlds of sports, business, entertainment, and politics, this book features 52 sections: one for each state, one for the District of Columbia, and one entitled "Anywhere and Everywhere", which includes"es and quirks referring to the entire US or to specific regions.
or those knowing lasses who find most joke books tame, this salacious selection will tickle the funny bone: its packed with filthy fun for girls with no inhibitions. From Anatomy to Zoos via Nuns and Policemen, nothing is sacred. We dare you not to blush.
A collection of some of the best 'senior' jokes. Filled with hundreds of punch lines and witticisms about growing old, across such subjects as hair loss, wrinkles, and many more of the obstacles old age throws at us, it is suitable for those who begin to feel their age. It celebrates the funny side of growing older.
* From romance to rabbis and from housework to hearing, David Minkoff takes us on an hilarious sideways look at Jewish life and culture * The author has sold over 100, 000 copies of his previous book of Jewish Jokes * Includes over 800 meandering stories, riddles, one-liners, and even a glossary of Yiddish terms for the uninitiated! And you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy!
This is a book you'll want to share with your friends, not by handing them a copy, but by retelling some of Boonie's favourites at the ground, propping up the bar or around the barbie. The trick will be to do so using his deadpan style, with maybe just a hint of a grin, while your mates are having a good old belly laugh.
Part of the "Man Walks Into A Bar" joke series, this book is suitable for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. It contains jokes which are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, and others. It also includes jokes ordered by type.
More than just a comedian, Tommy Cooper was a born entertainer. Working in a golden age of British comedy, Cooper stood - literally - head and shoulders above the crowd, and had a magical talent for humour that defied description. This book tells his story.
Is Man the only animal that laughs? Why are clowns so scary? Do jokes make children more intelligent? Are men funnier than women? Can God take a joke? What's brown and sticky? This work takes a tour of the strange and wonderful world of jokes - to find out what's funny and why. With over 400 of the best jokes it is a lesson in joke-making.
A collection of jokes. It includes 8, 000 rib-ticklers, covering the subject ranging from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes.
Stuck for ideas about what to buy for your parents or the older person in your life? Do you think that the sense of humour fades after fifty? Suitable for oldies of various ages, this gift book is filled with jokes, stories and sayings all about them, their generation and their experiences.
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: 'Black holes. I don't know what people see in them.' 'Velcro. What a rip-off.' 'Black Beauty. He's a dark horse.' 'I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.' 'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.'
Did you hear the one about the horse that walks into a bar? The likely answer to this is 'yes', but regardless, it's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time. This book includes jokes ranging from the classic subjects of: the mother-in-law; the actress and the bishop; an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman; and, Knock, Knock.
Ageing is one of those unavoidable facts of life, so it's best just to see the funny side of it. This book provides you with a way to laugh off any of the obstacles old age throws at you. It is filled with pages of 'senior' jokes, across such scenarios as hair loss, visits to the doctor, senior moments and more.
Everyone feels miserable in an economic decline. House prices are down, interest rates are the lowest ever and the country's growth shoots towards the negative like an amateur photographer his first skin shots. This book intends to cheer up the masses. It is filled with jokes that are of bad-taste, good-taste and all sorts in between.
With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, marriage and divorce and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, this title is suitable for anyone those who like a good old laugh.