This is the engrossing, entertaining true story of a dreamy little girl who grew up to be a mega-bestselling writer, read by Jacqueline Wilson herself. Everybody knows Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson's best-loved character. But what do they know about Jacqueline herself? In this fascinating book, discover how Jacky played with paper dolls like April in "Dustbin Baby"; how she dealt with an unpredictable father like Prue in "Love Lessons"; and, how she sat entrance exams like Ruby in "Double Act". But most of all how Jacky loved reading and writing stories. From the very first story she wrote, it was clear that this little girl had a very vivid imagination. But who would've guessed that she would grow up to be the mega-bestselling, award-winning Jacqueline Wilson! Jacqueline Wilson takes a look back at her own childhood in this captivating story of friendships, loneliness, books, toys, parents and much more. She explores her early years with the same warmth and lightness of touch she shows in her novels, and sensitively covers difficult topics like her parents' extra-marital affairs.
Persuade a client to buy what you're selling. Energise the boss to act on your ideas. Rally the staff to see themselves as members of your team. No matter what the situation, success in business depends on having effective relationships. Nicholas Boothman's first book, HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN 90 SECONDS OR LESS was a huge success. Now Boothman brings his innovative system of forging instant connections to the workplace. This is a book that deals not only with the importance of making a great first impression, but also with ongoing business relationships. Based on the breakthrough idea of rapport by design' HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS shows how to mine the potential in every situation, from an accidental meeting at the water cooler, to a brainstorming session, to a formal presentation before a large group. It digs into the fundamentals of persuasion, purpose and personality to get to the basis of self-confidence and effective communication. It covers traditional business concerns of team building, email and phone relationships and managing up and managing down.
This title features four episodes of the ever-popular BBC Radio 4 panel game chaired by Nicholas Parsons, which showcases one of the series' key players, Derek Nimmo. Derek Nimmo is one of Just a Minute' famous sparkling raconteurs, whose sharp wit and skill made him a pleasure and delight to listen to. These episodes showcase his highlights - the moments which reveal Derek Nimmo at the very top of his game. This collection includes shows from the 1980s and the 1990s, and features Clement Freud, Peter Jones, Kenneth Williams, Paul Merton, Richard Murdoch, Stephen Frost and Tony Slattery. Full of fast-paced, irreverent fun and ferocious competition, these four episodes are a goldmine of wonderful comedy nuggets from a fantastically funny comedian.
Four more extended episodes from the award-winning BBC Radio 4 series specially compiled by producer Jon Naismith. In this fifteenth collection of the perennial antidote to panel games, regular panellists Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden.
Prepare your mind for a 'Nonsensory Overload' with this brand new 2 x CD set from the uniquely talented Ross Noble. Packed full of more hilarious shows from the multi-award winning stand-up, 'Nonsensory Overload' includes two and a half hour's of great comedy, recorded live on stage in England and Australia.
Are you 100% healthy? Do you want to turn your life around and achieve levels of health and energy most people only dream of? Based on feedback from the highest scorers in Britain's biggest ever health and diet survey of over 55, 000 people - and the in-depth knowledge of one of the UK's leading nutrition experts - this inspiring and practical book reveals the ten secrets that can add years to your life and life to your years. Discover: How healthy you are and how healthy you could be. The key diet and lifestyle secrets of the super healthy. Which food keeps you looking and feeling young. The simple secret to losing weight and gaining energy. The supplements that are essential for 100% health. Your own personal action plan to maximise your potential. Read by the author, Patrick Holford.
'The history of crime detection has produced no more famous name than that of Sexton Blake.' William Franklyn stars as paperback hero Sexton Blake, with David Gregory as his assistant Tinker, in three original BBC Radio dramatisations from 1967. Lost from the BBC archives for over 40 years, these rediscovered episodes are presented on CD for the very first time. "Lilies for the Ladies": In the first episode of the series, Blake investigates the unexplained murders of four wealthy society women. "The Sin-Eater": An old friend of Blake's receives a series of cryptic messages written on playing cards. Featuring James Beck (Private Walker, Dad's Army). "Bluebeard's Key": Blake is sent a mysterious key in the post, the attached note reads: 'This is Bluebeard's first key.' SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE: "Murder on the Portsmouth Road": In one of Britain's earliest surviving drama recordings (from 1930), Arthur Wontner stars as Sexton Blake, tracking down a killer on a stormy night.
Four hilarious episodes featuring Surbiton's most famous residents, mismatched next-door neighbours whose friendship is constantly being tested to the limits. A Tug of the Forelock 24 September 1976 - In dire need of transport, Tom decides to build his own car - but it will cost a lot of money. To pay for it, he and Barbara go into domestic service: as gardener and housekeeper to Margo and Jerry...I Talk to the Trees 1 October 1976 - After a conversation with a fellow allotment-holder, the Goods decide to experiment with talking and playing music to their plants - but this soon causes problems with Margo.The Wind-Break War 8 October 1976 - When Margo puts up a wind-break that puts their new fruit patch in the shade, the Goods are furious. After a series of misunderstandings, can their friendship survive? Whose Fleas are These? 15 October 1976 - The Goods find they are hosting some unwelcome lodgers, and assume their animals are responsible, but find this is not the case - so where did the fleas come from?
Over eighty years since Winnie-the-Pooh first delighted children of all ages, David Benedictus takes us back to the Hundred Acre Wood for more adventures. From the excitement of Christopher Robin's return to the curious business of learning to play cricket, Return to the Hundred Acre Wood allows Winnie-the-Pooh fans to spend a few more treasured hours with the Best Bear in All the World. Bernard Cribbins reads this much-anticipated official sequel to Winnie-the-Pooh and The House at Pooh Corner. 'For Pooh bear fans this is bliss...capturing all the idiosyncrasies and charm of the originals, Bernard Cribbins reads this BBC audio version beautifully' - Blackbird Pie.
Stand-up comedian, musician and rapper, Doc Brown is here captured at the Bloomsbury Theatre in London. Following his sell-out Edinburgh Festival run and his Soho Theatre shows, this was Doc's final performance of Unfamous. The critics said: 'One of the most exciting breakthrough stars of the Festival' - Evening Standard
Joy Division changed the face of music. Godfathers of the current alternative scene, they reinvented rock in the post-punk era, creating a new sound - dark, hypnotic, intense - that would influence U2, R.E.M., Radiohead and many others. Inspired by the attitude and energy of punk, Peter Hook and school friend Bernard Sumner joined lead-singer and lyricist Ian Curtis and drummer Stephen Morris, and with some cobbled-together instruments, they created their own unique sound. In 1980 they had released two albums and were on the cusp of touring America when Ian Curtis committed suicide. In this no-holds-barred account, Peter Hook gives us the inside story of life with Joy Division. He talks with candour and reflection about Curtis's suicide and covers the band's friendships and fall-outs; their rehearsals and recording sessions; and the many larger-than-life characters who formed a vital part of the Joy Division legend. Read by Peter Hook
On 10 CDs. A box set collection of ten BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramas of the popular mysteries by M.C. Beaton, starring Penelope Keith as amateur sleuth Agatha Raisin. Stories include: AGATHA RAISIN AND THE QUICHE OF DEATH & THE VICIOUS VET ; AGATHA RAISIN AND THE POTTED GARDENER & THE WALKERS OF DEMBLEY ; AGATHA RAISIN AND THE CURIOUS CURATE & THE BURIED TREASURE ; AGATHA RAISIN AND THE WIZARD OF EVESHAM & THE MURDEROUS MARRIAGE; AGATHA RAISIN AND THE TERRIBLE TOURIST & THE FAIRIES OF FRYFAM.
Baby Frankie is born into an unusual family. Her mother is desperate to find someone to take care of her child and she doesn't have much time. Noel doesn't seem to be the most promising of fathers but despite everything, he could well be Frankie's best hope. As for Lisa, she is prepared to give up everything for the man she loves; surely he's going to love her back? And Moira is having none of it. She knows what's right, and has the power to change the course of Frankie's life...but Moira is hiding secrets of her own. This is a moving tale of unconventional families, relationships which aren't quite what they seem, and the child at the heart of everyone's lives. Kate Binchy reads this complete, uncut story of heartbreak and hope from bestselling author Maeve Binchy.
Before Luce and Daniel met at Sword & Cross, before they fought the Immortals, they had already lived many lives. And so Luce desperate to unlock the curse that condemns their love, must revisit her past incarnations in order to understand her fate. Each century, each life, holds a different clue. But Daniel is chasing her throughout the centuries before she has a chance to rewrite history. How amny deaths can one true love endure? And can Luce and Daniel unlock their past to change their future?
A REVEALING PERSONAL STORY: An ambitious businesswoman, Jenner will delve into the world of living a hectic life in the celebrity spotlight as well as touch on the themes of love, loss, marriage, divorce and motherhood, which should resonate with a wide range of women. Jenner will talk about being the mother of six children, her marriage to Olympic champion Bruce Jenner, her controversial parenting style, O.J. Simpson (She was married to the late Robert Kardashian, O.J.'s defense lawyer and was the best friend of murdered Nicole Brown Simpson), her work in television (she is currently the executive producer of all four hit Kardashian shows - Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloe & Lamar). Read by Marcia Strassman
Details: As a mother, are you comfortable in your skin? Want to know how best to be a working or stay-at-home mum? Babies have very simple needs, yet many parents are overwhelmed with elaborate advice on how to meet them. In How Not to F*** Them Up leading child psychologist Oliver James argues that your under-threes do not need training; it's getting your head straight as a parent that's important. Drawing on extensive interviews and the latest clinical research, James identifies three basic types of mum: the Hugger, the Organiser, and the Fleximum. Outlining the benefits and pitfalls of each, How Not to F*** Them Up shows you how to recognise which style suits you best and outlines simple strategies to reconcile personal ambitions with the needs of your family. Read by Paul Blake. Ideal for: Those wanting to learn the best choices for bringing up a happy, confident child. Running time approximately: 10 hours 50 minutes. 10 CD's unabridged.
Details: Klaus-Pierre is the love child of a young Frenchwoman and a senior, married German officer serving with the forces occupying Paris. His father is killed before he is born and his mother is rejected by her family of patriots and resistance workers. Sent to live with a maiden aunt in Provence, Klaus-Pierre is surrounded by hostility until his father's family learns of his existence and takes him to Germany. Here he is loved and happy but, as he grows up in a Europe where old enemies are learning to co-operate, he tries to make his own 'Act of Peace' with his French relatives. Read by Carole Boyd. Ideal for: An educational and enthralling listen for all. Running time approximately: 11 hours 8 minutes. 10 CD's unabridged.
A motorway service station on the M1: dimly lit, run down, poorly supervised, flickering lights, dark corners; a favourite stopover for long-distance lorry drivers on their way up north from London. Behind it, a body is found in a ditch, that of a girl barely out of her teens. She appears to have no family, no friends, no connections anywhere. Other girls have gone missing in the vicinity and no one has stepped forward to claim them. Anna Travis is assigned to the case. Her blood runs cold when she receives a letter from a lifer -- someone she was responsible for arresting in the past -- who writes to her from prison, asking her to visit him urgently. For he claims he knows who the killer is..
Details: The Seven search for a missing schoolgirl in this exciting story, read by Sarah Greene. A girl runs away from home - and it's up to the Seven to find her! Jack's little sister Susie is up to her usual tricks - but she can't put the Seven off the trail of clues. Can they track down Elizabeth, and discover who stole the money from her school? Enid Blyton is one of the best-known and best-loved authors of all time. She wrote over 600 children's books, including the bestselling "Famous Five" and "Secret Seven" series. Ideal for: Both young and older listeners that enjoy Enid Blytons stories. Running time approximately: 1 hour 40 minutes. 2 CD's unabridged.
Julie Walters stars in this classic sketch show with long time friend Victoria Wood. There are also contributions on screen by Alan Bennett, Willy Russell and Alan Bleasedale, who also wrote the scripts. Julie and Victoria play a variety of hilarious characters in this collection of sketches, songs and monologues, including Mary Brazil and Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.
Details: 1791 - When 7 year old Irish orphan Lavinia becomes an indentured servant, she is transported to Virginia to work in the kitchens of a wealthy plantation owner. With no memory of her own traumatic past, she is absorbed into the life of the kitchen house, becoming part of the close family of black slaves whose fates are tied to that of the plantation. But Lavinia's skin will always set her apart from them, whether she wishes it or not. As she grows older, she is torn between the life that awaits her as a white woman and the childhood she has spent with the people she knows as kin, those suffering under the cruel repression that permeates every area of life in the kitchen house. Read by Orlagh Cassidy and Bahni Turpin. Ideal for: Fans of The Help and The Postmistress will love 'The Kitchen House'. Running time approximately: 12 hours 55 minutes. 10 CD's unabridged.
Read by Kate Burton. A killer is stalking young lovers. Taking their lives...and leaving just a tantalising clue... When the bodies of young courting couples start turning up in remote woodland areas, Dr Kay Scarpetta's task as Chief Medical Examiner is made more difficult by the effects of the elements. Eight times she must write that the cause of death is undetermined. But when the latest girl who goes missing turns out to be the daughter of one of the most powerful women in America, Kay finds herself prey to political pressure and press harassment. As she starts to investigate, she finds that vital evidence is being withheld from her - or even faked. And all the time a cunning, sadistic killer is still at large...
On 6CD's: When 007 goes to Harlem it's not just for the jazz. This is the kingdom of Mr Big, master of crime, voodoo baron, partner in SMERSH's grim company of death. Those Mr Big cannot possess he crushes - like his beautiful prisoner, Solitaire, and her would-be saviours James Bond and Agency man Felix Leiter. All three are marked out as victims in a trail of terror, treachery and torture that leads from New York's underworld to the shark-infested island in the sun that Mr Big calls his own. Read by Rory Kinnear.
Read by Philip Franks. In Hide my Eyes, Campion finds himself hunting down a serial killer. A spate of murders leaves him and his friend and colleague Inspector Luke with only the baffling clues of a left-hand glove and a lizard-skin lettercase. However, a chain of strange events leads them to an odd museum of curiosities hidden in a quiet London neighbourhood where there is more going on that meets the eye.
Details: Someone is stalking Beryl Madison. Someone who spies on her and makes threatening, obscene phone calls to the reclusive writer. Terrified, Beryl flees to Key West. And the very night she returns, Beryl inexplicably invites her killer in...Did she know her killer? Adding to the intrigue is Beryl's enigmatic relationship with a prize-winning author and the disappearance of Beryl's own manuscript. Chief Medical Examiner Dr Kay Scarpetta heads an investigation that begins in the laboratory with microscopes and lasers and then leads her deep into a nightmare that soon becomes her own. Read by Lorelei King. Ideal for: Fans of Patricia Cornwell's 'Scarpetta' series. Running time approximately: 9 hours 35 minutes. 8 CD's unabridged.
Details: Lucile Garrett is just 13 when she meets Clint Palmer, a charismatic stranger who will forever change her life. The year is 1934, and as the windblown dust of the Great Depression rakes the Oklahoma plains, Palmer offers Lucile and her father, homeless and hungry, the irresistible promise of a better future. But when they follow Palmer to Texas, Lucile's father mysteriously disappears, launching man and girl on an epic journey through the American Southwest: a spree of violence and murder that culminates in one of the most celebrated criminal trials of the era. Based on a true story, Hard Twisted is a chilling tale of survival and redemption, and a young girl's coming of age in a world as cruel as it is beautiful. Read by Meredith Mitchell. Ideal for: A must for everyone. Running time approximately: 8 hours. 8 CD's unabridged.
Details: OUT OF TOWN Dr Henry Steadman has it all: a booming business, a daughter he loves, and plenty of time to enjoy life. But while visiting upstate Florida, a police-stop ends in the shooting of a local cop ? with Henry as the prime suspect. OUT OF LUCK Framed for a second murder, this time of a close friend, Henry goes on the run. His only lifeline is state-trooper Carrie Holmes, no stranger to tragedy herself, who can help prove his innocence. But they are in a dead-end ? the police are closing in, the killer is getting away. OUT OF TIME This is not just a set-up, its far more personal. Henrys nightmare is complete when his daughter is kidnapped. Suddenly, survival is not enough: he must save his daughter. Everything has been taken away from him ? but now, Henry has nothing left to lose... Read by Christian Hoff. Ideal for: Thriller fans old and young! Running time approximately: 10 hours. 10 CD's unabridged.
Translated into fifteen languages and with more than 7 million copies sold, The Power Of Positive Thinking is unparalleled in its extraordinary capacity for restoring the faltering faith of millions. In this unprecedented recording, Dr Peale offers the essence of his profound method of achieving happiness and success. This is the programme for rechanneling thoughts and energies into a powerful, positive current - one that will raise you to heights you never dreamed possible.
A BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisation of a classic Raymond Chandler mystery featuring private eye, Philip Marlowe. Philip Marlowe's on a case: his client, a dried-up husk of a woman, wants him to recover a rare gold coin called a Brasher Doubloon, missing from her late husband's collection. That's the simple part. It becomes more complicated when Marlowe finds that everyone who handles the coin suffers a run of very bad luck: they always end up dead. That's also unlucky for a private investigator, because leaving a trail of corpses around LA gets cops' noses out of joint. If Marlowe doesn't wrap this one up fast, he's going to end up in jail - or worse, in a box in the ground...
Details: In the spring of 1811, while quartered in the crumbling Portuguese fort of San Isidro, Richard Sharpe and his men are attacked by an elite French unit commanded by the formidable Brigadier Loup, and suffer heavy losses. Sharpe has already clashed once with Loup, and the Frenchman has sworn to have his revenge. After the attack, Sharpe is faced with the ruin of his career and reputation, as the armys high command tries to blame him for the disaster. With thousands of French troops massing at a tiny village nearby, Sharpes only hope is to redeem himself on the battlefield. To save his honour, Sharpe must lead his men to glory in the narrow streets of Fuentes de O?oro. Read by Paul McGann. Ideal for: Fans of the Sharpe Series. Running time approximately: 3 hours 30 minutes. 3 CD's abridged.
Details: Tess used to be happy with her lot: she lives in the idyllic Irish coastal village, Avalon, with her teenage son, Zach and nine-year-old Kitty, and works in the local antiques shop. Her only regret in life is that everything went so horribly wrong with her first love. Then her marriage falls apart and her first love returns to Avalon. Suki, Tesss sister, fled Ireland years ago to marry politician Kyle Richardon, but when Suki discovers that a biographer is planning to tell all, there is only one place she can go to ensure that her secrets stay hidden. Danae is the village post mistress in Avalon and shes worked very hard to make sure nobody knows where she came from or who she is...Her past is her business and thats the way she would like to keep it. In Galway, Mara sits with a smile glued to her face at a wedding; she only wants to ask the groom one thing: why did he tell her he loved her? Needing to put her past behind her, Mara packs up her life and gets ready for a fresh start. Can these four women lay their pasts to rest? Or do they need to look back before they can begin to live for the future? Read by Amy Creighton. Ideal for: Those wanting to listen to a light hearted romantic novel. Running time approximately: 13 hours. 12 CD's unabridged.
Read by the author. Have a Little Faith begins with an unusual request: an 82 year old rabbi asks Mitch to deliver his eulogy. Feeling unworthy, Mitch insists on understanding the man better, which throws him back into a world of faith he'd left years ago. Meanwhile, Mitch becomes involved with a Detroit pastor - a reformed drug dealer and convict - who preaches to the poor and homeless in a decaying church with a hole in its roof. As the world struggles with hard times and people turn more to their beliefs, Mitch and the two men of God explore issues that perplex modern man: how to endure when difficult things happen; what heaven is; forgiveness; doubting God; and the importance of faith in trying times. Have a Little Faith is a book about life's purpose; about losing belief and finding it again; about the divine spark inside us all. It is one man's journey, but it is everyone's story.
Details: Danny Kelly speaks to Grand Prix star Sir Jackie Stewart on his incredible sporting life on andoff the track. Jackie Stewart was one of the greatest drivers in the history of Formula One. He recorded 27 race victories and won the World Drivers Championship three times in 5 seasons. Here he discusses his challenges, passions and influences. He talks openly and honestly about coping with dyslexia and bullies. This is an uninterrupted and unique profile of one of the true greats of the world of sport. Ideal For: This is ideal for any fans of Jackie Stewart and Formula One fanatics.
Sebastian Morgenstern is on the move, systematically turning Shadowhunter against Shadowhunter.
When one of the greatest betrayals the Nephilim have ever known is revealed, Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Simon and Alec must flee – even if their journey takes them deep into the demon realms, where no Shadowhunter has set foot before, and from which no human being has ever returned.
Love will be sacrificed and lives lost in the thrilling and long-awaited final instalment of the bestselling and acclaimed Mortal Instruments.
Product Information: • ISBN: 9781486220502 • Author: Cassandra Clare • Publisher: Bolinda Audio • Format: CD • Read by: Grant Cartwright & Eloise Oxer • Discs: 19 • Dimensions: 2 cases - 13.5 x 15 x 2.5cm
Inspired by the real-life memoirs of a Victorian Inspector in Scotland, James McLevy prowls the dark streets of 1860s Edinburgh bringing criminals to justice, with the assistance of Constable Mulholland. In "For Unto Us", it is Christmas, but McLevy doubts that peace on Earth and goodwill to all men will apply among the criminal fraternity of Leith. Sure enough, as snow falls on the cobbled streets, the Inspector and Constable Mulholland find themselves on the icy trail of an ingenious cat-burglar. The Trophy Club sees McLevy blocked at every turn in his efforts to solve the cruel murder of a young prostitute. Convinced that the killer is from the highest level of Edinburgh society, he unwisely decides to bend the rules - with bitter consequences. It features two atmospheric BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations, starring Brian Cox as McLevy, Siobhan Redmond as Jean Brash and Michael Perceval-Maxwell as Mulholland.
On 8 CD's.Christmas Eve in Boston for medical examiner Dr Maura Isles is no time for celebration. In a rundown house, a woman has been dismembered in an act of carnage that leaves veteran cops in shock. Drawn on the wall are the words: 'I have sinned.' Then a second woman is found butchered, just outside the home of the leader of the Mephisto Club, a secret society dedicated to the study of evil and to confronting it. This is a form of evil Boston PD has never encountered before. And the only way Dr Maura Isles and Detective Jane Rizzoli can defeat it is by turning to the people who understand the devil himself. Read by Lorelei King.
The Foe from the Future The Grange is haunted, so they say. This stately home in the depths of Devon has been the site of many an apparition. And now people are turning up dead. The ghosts are wild in the forest. But the Doctor doesn't believe in ghosts. The Valley of Death Will the Doctor defeat the plans of the malevolent Godrin?
After rewriting history with their discovery of a Nazi U-boat off the coast of New Jersey, legendary divers John Chatterton and Richie Kohler decided to investigate the great enduring mystery of history's most notorious shipwreck: Why did Titanic sink as quickly as it did? To answer the question, Chatterton and Kohler assemble a team of experts to explore Titanic, study its engineering, and dive to the wreck of its sister ship, Brittanic, where Titanic's last secrets may be revealed. Titanic's Last Secrets is a rollercoaster ride through the shipbuilding history, the transatlantic luxury liner business, and shipwreck forensics. If Titanic had remained afloat for just two hours longer than she did, more than two thousand people would have lived instead of died, and the myth of the great ship would be one of rescue instead of tragedy. Titanic's Last Secrets is the never-before-told story of the Ship of Dreams, a contemporary adventure that solves a historical mystery.
Cliff Morgan, using BBC Sound Archive material, presents the history and humour of the great game of Rugby Union. No game generates more passion, or stirs the emotions, like Rugby Union. No game enjoys itself more when the whistle blows. And none has produced quite such good talkers, on or off the muddy pitch. Here, from the BBC's unique Sound Archive, are memories of great teams, matches and tries, Grand Slams and famous internationals, the collected wit and wisdom of some of the legendary characters who have graced the game, and some of its most enthusiastic followers. Cliff Morgan introduces contributions from former players including Barry John, JPR Williams, Bill McLaren, Bill Beaumont, Gareth Edwards, Willie John McBride and Gerald Davies, and famous fans Spike Milligan and Richard Burton.
This is a collection of classic ghost stories from masters of the genre, read by various actors. Amongst the stories are "The Beast With Five Fingers" by WF Harvey, read by Stephen Pacey, and Canon Alberic's "Scrapbook" by MR James, read by Andrew Sachs.
Chock full of the most brilliant jokes in the history of ever. The man once described as 'The Sultan of the Surreal' weaves together a string of incredible one-liners and weird and wonderful situations that will leave you gasping for more. So sit back and enjoy a blizzard of perfect punchlines that will scramble your mind forever!
Read by Andrew McCarthy. Eleven year-old Nick Vargas thinks his sucky life is being turned upside down - his father has just remarried and moved his new wife and her daughter into his home in the soon-to-be-completed, Mangrove Hollow. And now, not only has Nick lost his bedroom to his wacky new step-sister Laurie (who lugs around this huge book about faeries) - if that wasn't bad enough - Nick's father actually wants him to spend time with her! So when an "expedition" to a nearby lake turns up a nixie with a giant problem - and by giant, we mean the enormous, fire-breathing kind - it's up to Nick and Laurie (with the help of Nick's older brother and a very familiar face from the original Spiderwick Chronicles) to come up with a plan. Will they be able to stop the rampaging beast before all of Mangrove Hollow goes up in smoke?
On 4CD's: If you try to assassinate your boss - even though brainwashed at the time - you must pay the price. To redeem himself James Bond has to kill one of the most lethal hitmen in the world: Paco 'Pistols' Scaramanga. In the sultry heat of Jamaica 007 infiltrates his target's criminal cooperative - only to find that Scaramanga's bullets are laced with snake venom. When the end comes, every shot will count. Read by Kenneth Branagh.
Details: Danny Kelly speaks to former World Boxing champion Sugar Ray Leonard on an incredible life in and out of the ring. Including all his highs and lows this uninterupted and unique profile of one of the true greats in the world of sport. Ideal For: This is ideal for any Sugar Ray Leonard fans or anyone who has an interest for boxing.
On 6CD's: Diamonds are being smuggled on a formidable scale from Africa, via Britain, to America. 007's assignment is to break the ring. It takes him to the racecourse and mud-baths of Saratoga Springs, to the gaming tables of Las Vegas, the ghost town of Spectreville and beyond. The Spangled Mob threatens to be too much even for Bond, but help is at hand in the shape of co-conspirator Tiffany Case. Read by Damian Lewis.
Details: Chief Inspector Wexford tries to solve a murder with no evidence, not even a body. Anita Margolis had vanished. There was no body, no crime - nothing more than an anonymous letter and the intriguing name of Smith. According to HQ, it wasn't to be a murder enquiry at all. In fact, Inspector Burden has no trouble seeing a pattern in the Margolis case. Anita was wealthy, flighty, and thoroughly immoral. Decent women had clean, tidy homes, and were either married or had jobs, or both - they didn't live with eccentric brothers and bring lovers home in the afternoon. And they knew better than to keep their money in their handbags. It was clear as daylight to Inspector Burden what had happened to Anita Margolis. Chief Inspector Wexford however, had other ideas. Read by George Baker. Ideal for: All Ruth Rendell fans! Running time approximately: 3 hours. 3 CD's abridged.
From John Wyndham, author of "The Day of the Triffids", comes this chilling tale of a normal boy confronted with abnormal circumstances. Matthew had always been an ordinary boy. Even when he started talking to himself and introduced his invisible friend Chocky to the family, it was obviously just a phase he was going through. And all children have imaginary friends, even if Matthew's a bit old to have one. As he becomes increasingly distressed and blames it on arguments with this unseen companion, his parents become concerned.But when Matthew starts explaining binary maths and anti-gravity propulsion, concerns turn to worry. After all, Chocky is only the product of an overactive imagination. Isn't he? Chocky stars Sacha Dhawan ("The History Boys") as Matthew, Owen Teale ("Ballykissangel") and Cathy Tyson ("Mona Lisa"), with Kathryn Hunt ("Angela Harris in Coronation Street") and Holly Grainger (Megan Boothe in "Where the Heart Is"). This CD release also includes an introductory sleeve note recounting the making of the radio adaptation, written by Andrew Pixley.
Milton Jones (Another Case Of Milton Jones, ITV's For One Night Only, Mock The Week, Dave's One Night Stand) - you know, the weird bloke with the shirts - has rounded up the very best of his dazzling one-liners in this recording bursting with all-new material. Guaranteed to have you in fits of laughter, and absolutely lion-free, you too can find out why the Guardian described Milton as the 'Sultan of the Surreal', why he's won a string of major comedy, radio and stand-up awards and exactly who comedy Chortle called 'The best one-liner merchant in British Comedy'.
When the Cutter family's next-door-neighbours, the Langleys, are gunned down in their house one hot August night, the Cutters' world is turned upside down. That violent death should have come so close to them is shocking enough in suburban Promise Falls, but at least the Cutters can console themselves with the thought that lightning is unlikely to strike twice in the same place. Unless, of course, the killers went to the wrong house. To find out who killed the Langleys and why, everybody's secrets are going to have to come out. But the final secret - the secret that could save them or destroy them - is in the one place nobody would ever think of looking... Read by Jeff Harding
Details: Pete Waterman introduces this collection of stories told by the last generation of men to work on British Steam Railway. Before cars and planes, steam engines were the main form of transport, and in the early days the engine driver was the fastest man on earth. Travelling at 60mph (and much faster then a car). This collection includes reminiscences from the men who fulfilled their ambition and rode on the footplate. And they relate some colourful adventures, including steaming through pea-soupers and the difficulty with working with men much older than themselves. Ideal For: Anyone with a thirst for the past, these recordings atmospherically to life the smells and sounds of the railways.
Details: Who would have believed that Alice Whittakers life could change? She was 37, rich and dowdy with no career. Her life a lonely failure, she had got by with the one thing she did have - money. Then handsome Andrew Fielding came into her life and suddenly her beautiful friend Nesta vanished from it, leaving behind a trail of broken questions and confused clues. Now nothing is at is seems- and in this darker world below, anything can be done by anyone. Even murder... Read by Isla Blair. Ideal for: All Ruth Rendell fans! Running time approximately: 3 hours. 3 CD's abridged.
Read by Robert Glenister. Tom Thorne's career is on the skids. Depressed by the recent loss of his father, berated for overstepping the mark on his last case, he's been 'encouraged' to take leave. It's a fairly dire situation. But not as dire as the situation for London's homeless. Three vagrants have been found murdered in the last month, each with a ?20 note pinned to his chest. Were they just random jetsam - or were they targeted for a reason? With his deputy, Dave Holland, as his only contact, Thorne is seconded to the streets. Not as a policeman, but as one of life's rejects. It fits: he looks the part - and feels it as well. In this twilight netherworld he finds a society with its own rules and its own moral code. And the word on these streets is that the killer is a cop.
At the end of her bestselling memoir Eat, Pray, Love, Elizabeth Gilbert fell in love with Felipe - a Brazilian-born man of Australian citizenship who'd been living in Indonesia when they met. Resettling in America, the couple swore eternal fidelity to each other, but also swore to never, ever, under any circumstances get legally married. (Both survivors of difficult divorces. Enough said.) But providence intervened one day in the form of the U.S. government, who - after unexpectedly detaining Felipe at an American border crossing - gave the couple a choice: they could either get married, or Felipe would never be allowed to enter the country again. Having been effectively sentenced to wed, Gilbert tackled her fears of marriage by delving completely into this topic, trying with all her might to discover (through historical research, interviews and much personal reflection) what this stubbornly enduring old institution actually is. The result is Committed - a witty and intelligent contemplation of marriage that debunks myths, unthreads fears and suggests that sometimes even the most romantic of souls must trade in her amorous fantasies for the humbling responsibility of adulthood. Gilbert's memoir - destined to become a cherished handbook for any thinking person hovering on the verge of marriage - is ultimately a clear-eyed celebration of love, with all the complexity and consequence that real love, in the real world, actually entails. Read by Elizabeth Gilbert
Fully dramatised radio programs to thrill you and chill you! These original short stories from bestselling authors are now available for the first time in this Collector's Edition, with extended scenes. Includes the following: The Late Shift by Dennis Etchison Reincarnal by Max Allan Collins A Fungus Among Us by Steve Nubie Wolf by Max Allan Collins Living Space by M. J. Elliott A Good Head on His Shoulders by Max Allan Collins All read by Malcolm Mcdowell.
Details: New York billionaire Adam Gold is moving to London. He's sexy, single and about to come face to face with The Gold Diggers. Karin the jet-setting swimsuit entrepreneur and London's most glamorous socialite. Adam Gold could be her perfect accessory. Erin the naive country girl who snares the job as Adam's PA. But the bright lights and obscene money threaten to lose her everything she once held dear. Molly, a fading eighties supermodel with an expensive drug habit. Adam could be her last chance at gaining the ultimate lifestyle before time finally catches up with her. Summer is Molly's daughter. A burgeoning beauty living in the shadows of her famous mother. Now the tables are about to turn when she lands herself a television deal and becomes 'the next big thing.' Read by Eleanor David. Ideal for: From The Sunday Times bestselling author of Daddys Girls, Gold Diggers is the perfect holiday listen. Running time approximately: 7.5 hours. 6 CD's abridged.
On this great value 2 x CD set, Victoria Wood delivers one of her funniest ever live performances. Her dazzling mix of stories, songs, anecdotes and colourful characters makes this a classic. The funniest performer the UK has ever produced is at the top of her form. Recorded during her record-breaking tour, Victoria Wood Live is your opportunity to hear the queen of humour at her most brilliant.
Details: Doppler has just lost his father. Despite the fact that he has a pregnant wife and two children, he decides to move into the woods. Here he starts a lonely and purposefully boring existence. He has never been so happy. When Doppler kills a she-elk for meat, he can't feel guilty about it - but he does feel a bit guilty about the calf she left behind. When the baby elk adopts him, Doppler is tempted to knock it down as well. But the little elk is wily and escapes death, and gradually they become friends. He names the little elk Bongo. Read by Paul Blake. Ideal for: A funny and interesting listen for all. Running time approximately: 4 hours. 4 CD's unabridged.
On 10 CD's. Steven Crossley reads this thrilling tale of double agents, deceit and betrayal from bestselling author Frederick Forsyth. When British and American intelligence catch wind of a major Al-Qaeda operation in the works, they are primed for action. But what can they do? They know nothing about the attack. They have no sources in Al-Qaeda, and it's impossible to plant someone. Impossible, unless...'The Afghan' is Izmet Khan, a five-year prisoner of Guantanamo Bay and a former senior commander of the Taliban. 'The Afghan' is also Colonel Mike Martin, a 25-year veteran of war zones around the world: a dark, lean man born and raised in Iraq. In an attempt to stave off disaster, the intelligence agencies will try to do what no one has ever done before - pass off a Westerner as an Arab among Arabs - pass off Martin as the trusted Khan. It will require extraordinary luck...A complete and unabridged reading by Steven Crossley.
Details: This state-of-the-art production featuring Glenn's highly acclaimed hypnotherapy techniques, combined with a well structured cosmic ordering script and the sound of the universal AUM, make for an amazingly powerful product. This title is designed to help you attract anything you desire into your life by tapping into the amazing magnetic energy of the Cosmos. Track 1 is a hypnotic meditation to take you on a wonderful, powerful and beautiful journey out into the universe. Here you will be guided to formulate your wishes and project them out, allowing them to manifest effortlessly into tour daily life. Track 2 is a hypnotic affirmation track which will help you to reaffirm your ability to manifest your dreams. Hypnotic heartbeat, paced sound effects and heavenly music lull you into a relaxed state and boy do they work'. Complete Relaxation CD review by Christina Hardyment- The Times Read by Glenn Harrold Ideal for: Anyone who wants to teach themselves how to think positively and visualise. Ideal for listening to before bed. Running time approximately: 1 hour 8 minutes 1 CD
Who better than Sir Patrick Moore to introduce us to the world of astronomy? As the presenter for over 50 years of the BBC TV programme 'The Sky at Night' he has become synonymous with this fascinating area of science. This recording take us on a journey around our solar system, our nearest neighbours the planets, and also touches on some of the extraordinary ancient beliefs and myths that surrounded them in times past. Sir Patrick even gives us tips and advice on how we ourselves can start observing the night sky.
Read by Kris Milnes. When James Bowen found an injured, ginger street cat curled up in the hallway of his sheltered accommodation, he had no idea just how much his life was about to change. James was living hand to mouth on the streets of London and the last thing he needed was a pet. Yet James couldn't resist helping the strikingly intelligent tom cat, whom he quickly christened Bob. Soon the two were inseparable and their diverse, comic and occasionally dangerous adventures would transform both their lives, slowly healing the scars of each others troubled pasts. A moving and uplifting story that will touch the heart of anyone who reads it.
Read by Robert Glenister and Holly Harbour. His first three victims ended up dead. His fourth was not so fortunate... Alison Willetts is unlucky to be alive. She has survived a stroke, deliberately induced by a skilful manipulation of pressure points on the head and neck. She can see, hear and feel; she is aware of everything going on around her, but she is completely unable to move or communicate. It's called Locked-In Syndrome. In leaving Alison Willetts alive, the police believe the killer has made his first mistake. Then DI Tom Thorne discovers the horrifying truth: it isn't Alison who is the mistake; it's the three women already dead.
Alice Jacobs has finally found the family she always wanted? With her shy smile and kind nature, Alice wins the hearts of the Arnold family. Decent and well respected, Tom and Nancy Arnold have raised two very different sons, Frank and Joe. Frank is a devious, brutal man. Seeing Alice as the key to his fortune, he is determined to have her for himself. However, his younger brother Joe has fallen in love with Alice, so when she and Frank become engaged to marry, Joe leaves home, determined to put a distance between himself and temptation. He reluctantly returns when Frank summons him to be his best man. Alice finds herself inexplicably drawn to Joe, but feeling it to be her duty, she goes ahead and marries Frank, not wishing to hurt him. On their wedding night Frank shows his true colours and when he forces Alice to reveal a devastating secret, his evil nature reaps a shocking revenge. In his blind hatred, intent on punishing those who have crossed him, Frank plans the final, ultimate retribution. An act that could tear apart not only the Arnold family, but shatter the lives of those around them forever. Unless someone can stop him ?
Details: A compelling modern-day thriller with the Dracula myth at its heart. When Joseph Barkeley receives a call enlisting his services to authenticate the original draft of Bram Stoker's Dracula, he is intrigued. Ignoring the warnings from friends and family, he agrees to return to his childhood home of Romania. And hand-deliver the manuscript to a mysterious buyer. Once there Joseph discovers a truth more terrifying than he could ever have imagined. One that threatens to reignite a centuries-old family feud and bring down mankind with it. And Stoker's manuscript holds the key to ending this fatal conflict once and for all. Read by Stephen R. Thorne. Ideal for: If you are a fan of Bram Stoker, you will love this modern vampire story. Running time approximately: 9 hours. 8 CD's unabridged.
Details: Imagine a world where all the news you see is defined by your salary, where you live, and who your friends are. Imagine a world where you never discover new ideas. And where you can't have secrets. Welcome to 2011. Google and Facebook are already feeding you what they think you want to see. Advertisers are following your every click. Your computer monitor is becoming a one-way mirror, reflecting your interests and reinforcing your prejudices. The internet is no longer a free, independent space. It is commercially controlled and ever more personalised. The Filter Bubble reveals how this hidden web is starting to control our lives - and shows what we can do about it. Read by Jeff Harding. Ideal for: An important topic - well worth a listen. Running time approximately: 8 hours. 8 CD's unabridged.
Details: It is the Spring of 1809 and a small British army is stationed in Lisbon when the French invasion of northern Portugal begins. Lieutenant Richard Sharpe and his squad of riflemen are sent into the beleaguered city of Oporto to rescue a British mother and daughter who have chosen to stay rather than flee southwards. What seems like a straightforward mission becomes tangled in betrayal when Kate Savage disappears. Sharpe, Sergeant Patrick Harper and a score of riflemen, become cut off in the city. They try to fight their way back to the British lines, but their orders are overridden by a mysterious English Officer. While the French are consolidating their hold on the north, Sir Arthur Wellesley arrives in the south and immediately mounts his own counter-attack. Sharpe now seizes the chance to rescue Kate Savage and pursue the man who thought to sacrifice Sharpe and his riflemen for his own ambition... Read by Paul McGann. Ideal for: Fans of the Sharpe Series. Running time approximately: 3 hours 45 minutes. 3 CD's abridged.
Details: Once, when Benet was about fourteen, they had been in a train together, alone in the carriage, and Mopsa had tried to stab her with a carving knife. Threatened her with it, rather. Benet had been wondering why her mother had brought such a large handbag with her, a red one that didn?t go with the clothes she was wearing. Mopsa had shouted and laughed and said wild things and then she had put the knife back in her bag. But Benet had been very frightened by then. She lost her head and pulled the emergency handle that Mopsa had called the ?communication cord?. The train stopped and there had been trouble for everyone involved and her father had been angry and grimly sad. Read by Isla Blair. Ideal for: Ruth Rendell fans everywhere. Running time approximately: 3 hours. 3 CD's abridged.
On 8CD's: A game of canasta turns out crooked, and a golden girl ends up dead. Auric Goldfinger, it seems, is a bad loser at cards. He is also the world's most ruthless and successful smuggler of gold. As James Bond follows his trail he discovers that Goldfinger's real game is the heist of fifteen billion dollars of US government bullion. The final hand is played at Fort Knox, in a spectacular display of deception and intrigue. Read by Hugh Bonneville.
Details: On 2 June 1953, 27-year-old Princess Elizabeth of York was crowned Queen, the eyes of the world upon her as she dedicated herself to her country. It is fascinating to look back over the sixty years since then and see how this remarkable woman, decade by decade, has brought the monarchy into the modern world, earning admiration and respect for her unerring sense of duty, her determination to innovate, her tremendous dignity, integrity and wisdom. Drawing from his own experience and time spent with the royal family, alongside additional meticulous research, Alan Titchmarsh observes the woman, the mother and the monarch. He explores key moments in her reign, both personal to her and in a wider historical context, and traces how our relationship with the royal family has developed and morphed, gone through ups and downs, but is arguably now stronger than ever in this very special anniversary year. Featuring wonderful memorabilia and rarely seen archive photography, Elizabeth II: Her Life, Our Times defines an era, pays tribute to our inexhaustable Queen and celebrates the example of responsibility, loyalty and patriotism she has set for generations past, present and future. She is an inspiration to us all. Read by Alan Titchmarsh and John Telfer Ideal for: Anyone who wants to learn more about the Queen and her extraordinary life. Approx run time is 4 hours 45 mins on 4 CDs, unabridged.
Dixie is the youngest of the Diamond family. She and her sisters, dreamy Martine, glamourous Rochelle and tough Jude, could hardly be more different from each other but their Mum's tried to teach them the value of sticking together. Now Mum's expecting yet another baby and she's convinced this one is a boy. Time to move to a bigger place, she insists, and the girls scarcely have time to protest before they find themselves at their new house. Its rough, dilapidated and filthy and before they've even unpacked the furniture, Mum goes into labour! By the time Mum comes home with the new baby, Jude's been in a fight, Rochelle's found a new boyfriend and Martine's stormed off.
Read by Mark Bonnar and Rupert Degas. Eighteen countries. Five shock absorbers. Two bikers. One amazing adventure... After their fantastic trip round the world in 2004, fellow actors and bike fanatics Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman couldn't shake the travel bug. Inspired by their UNICEF visits to Africa, they knew they had to go back and experience this extraordinary continent in more depth. With two new BMWs loaded up for the trip, their route took them from John O'Groats at the northernmost tip of Scotland to Cape Agulhas on the southernmost tip of South Africa. Riding through spectacular scenery, often in extreme temperatures, Ewan and Charley faced their hardest challenges yet. With their trademark humour and honesty they tell their story - the drama, the dangers and the sheer exhilaration of riding together again through a continent filled with magic and wonder.
Over the years, Ian Rankin has amassed an incredible portfolio of short stories. Published in crime magazines, composed for events, broadcast on radio, they all share the best qualities of his phenomenally popular Rebus novels. Ranging from the macabre ('The Hanged Man') to the unfortunate ('The Only True Comedian') right back to the sinister ('Someone Got To Eddie') they all bear the hallmark of great crime writing. Of even more interest to his many fans, Ian includes seven Inspector Rebus stories in this collection... A brilliant collection of short stories from No.1 bestselling author Ian Rankin. Unabridged edition available from Orion Audio for the first time. Read by James MacPherson
It's 1953, the year Elizabeth is to be crowned Queen of England. Elsie Kettle can't wait to go to London with her beloved nan to see the Coronation Day celebrations. Then tragedy strikes. Nan and Elsie both fall ill with tuberculosis and Elsie is whisked away to the children's ward of Miltree Hospital. Confined to bed for months, Elsie misses Nan desperately, and struggles to adapt to the hospital's strict rules. But every night after lights-out she tells magical tales of adventure to the other children on the ward. For the first time, Elsie finds herself surrounded by true friends - including Queenie, the hospital's majestic white cat. Finally, Elsie is well enough to leave the hospital. But before she does, she has one very special, very unexpected visitor... Read by Finty Williams
Details: Once again, Roderick Alleyn is on the case of a killer who plucked the life from the newest initiate of The House of the Sacred Flame, just as she was about to drink the sacrificial wine, being as it was laced with cyanide. In investigating her death he finds the High Priest and his followers are more enmeshed is the earthly passions of lust and jealousy than they would like to imagine. It may hail from the 'golden age' of the whodunit, but Ngaio Marsh's Death in Ecstasy contains enough of the dark secrets of a ritualistic cult and the hidden depths of London's drug world. Read by Tim Bentinck. Ideal for: A perfect listen for the modern reader. 3 CD's abridged.
Details: One windy spring day in the Chilterns, Joe Rose's calm, organised life is shattered by a ballooning accident. The afternoon, Rose reflects, could have ended in mere tragedy, but for his brief meeting with Jed Parry. Unknown to Rose, something passes between them ? something that gives birth in Parry to an obsession so powerful that it will test to the limits Rose's beloved scientific rationalism, threaten the love of his wife Clarissa and drive him to the brink of murder and madness. Read by Richard E. Grant. Ideal for: Fans of Ian McEwan. Running time approximately: 180 minutes. 3 CD's abridged.
A fantastic new adventure for brave, feisty Hetty Feather - one of Jacqueline Wilson's most well-loved characters. Since leaving the Foundling Hospital, Hetty has seen her fair share of drama, excitement, tragedy and loss. After the death of her beloved mama, she sets off to find a real home at last - starting with the search for her father. But Hetty is no longer a simple country girl, and begins to fear she'll never truly belong anywhere. And even when she is reunited with her beloved childhood sweetheart Jem, Hetty still longs for adventure - especially when an enchanting figure from her past makes an unexpected reappearance. Could a more exciting future lie ahead for Hetty? Read by Finty Williams
On 6CD's: James Bond seems unable to function after the death of his wife. But his superior, M, is determined to restore 007 to the effective agent he used to be. He sends him on a mission to Japan, to the mysterious 'Castle of Death' and into the lair of an old and terrifying enemy. For Bond and Blofeld this will be their final encounter. Only one of them can survive. Read by Martin Jarvis.
Details: In her new role as protector of the Siyee, Auraya investigates sightings of a landwalker stranger in their land. She meets a mysterious woman claiming to be a friend of Mirar's: a woman who makes an offer Auraya is unable to refuse, but which she must conceal or risk the wrath of the gods. In the south, Mirar enjoys acceptance and respect as he reclaims his place among his people, but that freedom will come at a cost. Meanwhile, Emerahl is at last able to join the Thinkers in their search for the Scroll of the Gods, but the truth may not be revealed in the form she expects. And the Pentadrians, frustrated by their defeat at the hands of the Circlians, plot and scheme to bring down their enemies by means other than direct conflict. As the promise of peace dies, and two peoples are once more drawn inexorably into war, Auraya is unable to avoid being caught up the conflict. The key to everything, though, may lie with the Wilds, who embark upon a quest for secrets buried long ago. Secrets that could change the world... Read by Samantha Bond. Ideal for: A perfect listen for fans of fantasy and the Age of the Five book series. Running time approximately: 6 hours. 5 CDs abridged.
Michael Maloney stars in this dark, brooding dramatisation of Mary Shelley's famous novel. "Frankenstein", first published in 1818, is widely recognised as being one of the first 'science fiction' novels. Starring Michael Maloney as Frankenstein and John Wood as the Creature, this spine-tingling dramatisation perfectly conveys the book's pervasive sense of unease and dread. Victor Frankenstein, an ambitious young scientist and seeker after knowledge, considers it the pinnacle of his career when he makes a Creature in his own name. But his triumph soon turns to horror, and he is appalled when the Creature, denied a female counterpart, turns against his creator and commits a terrible crime. In a desperate attempt to destroy his creation, the scientist tracks him from Europe to the desolate North Pole, and in this bleak landscape of ice and fog, prepares to confront his nemesis...
Hattie Morohan reads this exciting, atmospheric tale of a mysterious princess, a magical palace and a pack of white wolves. Alone in the world, Sophie dreams of being someone special. But she could never have imagined this... On a school trip to Russia, Sophie and her two friends find themselves abandoned on a train. They are rescued by the glamorous Princess Anna Volkonskaya, who takes them to her winter palace and mesmerises them with stories of lost diamonds and a tragic past. But as night falls and wolves prowl, Sophie discovers more than dreams in the crumbling palace of secrets... A complete and unabridged reading.
Read by Roger Lloyd Pack. X marks the spot - and when that spot is a corpse's naked back and the X is carved in blood, DI Tom Thorne is in no doubt that the dead man is the latest victim of a particularly vicious contract killer. This is turf warfare between North London gangs. Organised-crime boss Billy Ryan is moving into someone else's patch, and that someone is not best pleased. Thorne soon discovers a link between his case and the death of a young girl set alight in a school playground twenty years earlier; past and present fuse together to form a new, and very nasty riddle. And when an X is carved on Thorne's front door, he knows that the smouldering embers of a long-dead case are about to erupt into flames...
Details: The gathering of the tribes of the Mongols has been a long time in coming but finally, triumphantly, Temujin of the Wolves, Genghis Khan, is given the full accolade of the overall leader and their oaths. Now he can begin to meld all the previously warring people into one army, one nation. But the task Genghis has set himself and them is formidable. He is determined to travel to the land of the long-time enemy, the Chin and attack them there. The distances and terrain-the wide deserts, the impenetrable mountains-make it a difficult venture even for the legendary Mongolian speed of movement, but the greatest problem is that of the complex fortifications, a way of fighting wars of a settled urban population which the nomadic Mongolians had never come across. Finding ways to tackle that and keeping his tribes together in a strange environment presents another new and exciting challenge for Genghis Khan. Not only must Genghis succeed in this incredible campaign, but he must also reconcile the restless factions among his own generals, mediate between his ambitious brothers and cope with his own reactions to his growing sons. The young warrior has become a notable and victorious military commander of thousands: he must now learn to become a great leader of peoples of many different races and religions. Read by Russell Boulter. Ideal for: Conn Iggulden and historical fiction fans. Running time approximately: 6.5 hours. 5 CD's abridged.
Read by some of the countrys leading actors, each of Beatrix Potters stories and rhymes is featured in this delightful CD set. Beautifully packaged in a round zipped tin, the 23 CDs are ideal for bedtime, playtime or car journeys. Parents and children alike will love these enchanting recordings as they reacquaint themselves with the classic tales of Peter Rabbit, Squirrel Nutkin, Mrs. Tiggy-winkle and all the other timeless characters that have delighted children for over 100 years. With an RRP of ?91.77 get yourself a bargain now!The set includes all 23 titles:The Tale of Peter Rabbit;The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin;The Tailor of Gloucester;The Tale of Benjamin Bunny;The Tale of Two Bad Mice;The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-winkle;The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher;The Tale of Tom Kitten;The Tale of Jemima Puddle-duck;The Tale of The Flopsy Bunnies;The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse;The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes;The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse;The Tale of Mr. Tod;The Tale of Pigling Bland;The Tale of Samuel Whiskers;The Tale of the Pie and the Patty Pan;The Tale of Ginger and Pickles;The Tale of Little Pig Robinson;The Story of A Fierce Bad Rabbit;The Story of Miss Moppet;Appley Dapplys Nursery Rhymes and Cecily Parsleys Nursery Rhymes
Under the watchful eye of Detective Chief Superintendent James Langton, Anna is given her first case. But is it a full-blown murder investigation or purely a missing person's case? An ominous pool of blood and no victim lead Anna on a desperate hunt for a man who has disappeared without trace. As Anna becomes obsessed with seemingly irrelevant details, Langton fears that she is losing control of the case. They still have no body and Anna is under increasing pressure to make an arrest...
Michael Hordern stars as Jeeves with Richard Briers as Bertie in a BBC Radio full-cast dramatization. Steeple Bumphleigh is a very picturesque place. But for Bertie Wooster, it is a place to be avoided, containing not only the appalling Aunt Agatha but also her husband, the terrifying Lord Worplesdon. So when a certain amount of familial arm-twisting is applied, Bertie heads for the sticks in fear and trepidation despite the support of the irreplaceable Jeeves.
This is a BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisation of Winifred Holtby's classic novel of 1930s Yorkshire. It is the summer of 1932, and Sarah Burton embarks on a new beginning as the headmistress of Kiplington High School for girls. There she encounters unenthusiastic pupils, distant staff and a run-down building, but she is determined to inspire. When she organises her first community event, she begins to feel more at home. However, her next bright idea - taking the girls out on a snowy clifftop walk - gets her into trouble with local landowner and school governor Robert Carne. As Sarah learns more about Carne's troubled home life and his concern for his daughter Midge, she finds herself increasingly drawn to him. But she soon has more on her mind than romance, as she struggles to prevent bright but poor schoolgirl Lydia Holley from losing her scholarship...Starring Sarah Lancashire, Philip Glenister and Carole Boyd, this gripping adaptation memorably evokes the lives, loves and sorrows of the inhabitants of South Riding.
Alan Bennett reads three further chapters from Untold Stories, his major collection of new writings. Untold Stories, Alan Bennett's first major collection of prose since his bestselling Writing Home, brings together the finest and funniest of his writing over the last ten years. After "Untold Stories: Part 1: Stories", Part 2: The Diaries and Part 3: Written on the Body (all available from BBC Audiobooks), Part 4: A Common Assault contains two more reminiscences from Bennett's life and an essay on the class system. A Common Assault" describes an incident in Italy when he was mugged, and found himself trying to give a statement to the police in bad Italian. The History Boys harks back once more to Bennett's time at school, and shows how the raw material of experience was eventually transformed into the highly-acclaimed stage play The History Boys. Arise, Sir..., finishes on a light-hearted note, in which Bennett muses on the Honours List in typically iconoclastic mode. Alan Bennett's television series Talking Heads has become a modern-day classic, as have many of his works for the stage, including Forty Years On, The Lady in the Van, The Madness of George III (together with the Oscar-nominated screenplay The Madness of King George) and an adaptation of The Wind in the Willows. The History Boys won the Evening Standard and Critics' Circle awards for Best Play, the Laurence Olivier Award for Best New Play, the South Bank Award and six Tony Awards.
Details: Built up over the millennia, layer upon layer, the City is ancient and vast. Over the centuries, it has sprawled beyond its walls, the cause of constant war with neighbouring peoples and kingdoms, laying waste to what was once green and fertile. And at the heart of the City resides the emperor. Few have ever seen him. Those who have remember a man in his prime and yet he should be very old. Some speculate that he is no longer human, others wonder if indeed he ever truly was. And a small number have come to a desperate conclusion: that the only way to stop the ceaseless slaughter is to end the emperor's unnaturally long life. From the rotting, flood-ruined catacombs beneath the City where the poor struggle to stay alive to the blood-soaked fields of battle where so few heroes survive, these rebels pin their hopes on one man. A man who was once the emperor's foremost general. A man, a revered soldier, who could lead an uprising and unite the City. But a man who was betrayed, imprisoned, tortured and is now believed to be dead... Read by Simon Shepard, complete and unabridged Ideal for: Fans of fantasy and mystery stories. Approx run time is 21 hours 5 mins on 18 CDs
On sabbatical from the Franciscan order, Father Paolo Baldi is working as a philosophy lecturer in Dublin when his life takes an unexpected turn and he finds himself helping the police to solve crimes. In "Miss Lonelyhearts", Paolo and DI Tina Mahon investigate the mysterious circumstances surrounding the tragic death of a nurse at an old people's home, and uncover an unlikely case of voyeurism. "The Emerald Style" finds Paolo attempting to wine and dine his spiritual director, Father Troy, at a leading Dublin hotel - but their meeting is interrupted by a murder taking place behind the scenes that very evening. These two full-cast BBC Radio 4 dramatisations star David Threlfall as Father Paolo Baldi. 'Paolo Baldi...has become something of a Radio 4 institution' - "The Independent".
An alien fleet stands poised to invade Federation space. The only vessel available to hold it back is the Liberator, commanded by Roj Blake and his crew. As an intergalactic war breaks out, old enemies become allies, and friends will become separated. And Blake will be forced to leave behind all that matters to him...
Details: Steve Kemp, investment counselor, trying to rebuild his finances and restore his integrity, and steer clear of politics, returns after a decade to the Arabian Gulf. Reconnected by chance with his old flame Helen, their love affair re-ignites and together they stumble into a shared crisis. Now married to an older man, a diplomat in a punishment posting at the end of his career, Helen is conflicted between loyalty and desire. Kemp is focused on financing their escape: he needs a major sale. With her husband's unwitting help the perfect client appears. But time has run out. Jihadists seeping back across the desert shake the country. The regime cracks, everyone looks to their own escape plan, while Kemp chases his deal as far as he must. Read by Jeff Harding. Ideal for: A novel of love and loyalties recommended for everyone. Running time approximately: 12 hours. 10 CD's unabridged.
Details: The war of 1812 still rages as Jack Aubrey and his tetchy, sardonic friend Stephen Maturin lay a course across the South Atlantic to intercept a powerful American frigate outward bound to play havoc with the British whaling trade. If they do not come up with her before she rounds the Horn, they must follow her as far across the Pacific as she may lead them. It is a commission after Jack's own heart, while Maturin has fish of his own to fry in the world of secret intelligence. Read by Robert Hardy. Ideal for: All true lovers of the sea. Running time approximately: 2 hours 42 minutes. 3 CD's abridged.
When the Doctor and Leela arrive in Derbyshire and get caught up in the hunt for a missing girl, they soon discover that the legend of the White Worm is very much alive, even in 1979. And it seems that the Doctor isn't the only Time Lord on the trail...
Read by Philip Franks. First, there is a skeleton in a dinner jacket. Then a corpse in a golden aeroplane. After another body, Albert Campion nearly makes a fourth. Both the skeleton and the corpse have died with a suspicious convenience for Georgia Wells, a monstrous but charming actress with a raffish entourage. Georgia's best friend just happens to be Valentine, a top couturiere and Campion's sister. In order to protect Valentine, Campion must unravel a story of blackmail and ruthless murder.
Details: We are all storytellers - we make stories to make sense of our lives. But it is not enough to tell tales. There must be someone to listen. In his work as a practicing psychoanalyst, Stephen Grosz has spent the last 25 years uncovering the hidden feelings behind our most baffling behaviour. The Examined Life distils over 50, 000 hours of conversation into pure psychological insight, without the jargon. This extraordinary book is about one ordinary process: talking, listening and understanding. Its aphoristic and elegant stories teach us a new kind of attentiveness. They also unveil a delicate self-portrait of the analyst at work, and show how lessons learned in the consulting room can reveal as much to him as to the patient. These are stories about our everyday lives: about the people we love and the lies that we tell; the changes we bear, and the grief. Ultimately, they show us not only how we lose ourselves but how we might find ourselves, too. Read by Peter Marinker. Ideal for: Both compelling and compassionate, this is for those wanting to understand themselves and others. Running time approximately: 5 hours 20 minutes. 6 CD's unabridged.