Don’t let old records and cassettes rot in the cupboard, transfer them to your computer with this idiot-proof box of tricks. Just hook up your old kit (hi-fi, ghetto blaster, etc) and get converting. You can then create CDs or dump tracks on your MP3 Player. Hall, Oates and Frankie will love you for it.
Convert old video tapes (VHS, camcorder, etc.) into pristine digital files with this nifty little USB-friendly gizmo. Simply hook it up to your PC and before you know it you’ll be watching little Johnnie’s first steps on your iPod, the Shake and Vac ad on DVD, and a lorra episodes of Blind Date on your laptop.
Do battle with the UK’s biggest huns in UK Huns: a lol-inducing celebration of national treasures including Alison Hammond, Stacey Solomon, and Lorraine Kelly. These icons have been rated on Fashun, Iconique, Drama, Relatability and Naughtiness, and you’ll be using these scores to do battle in the arena of huns: a beautiful and bitchy barrel-scrape of trash TV and bang average pop music.  Sadly, this is probably the only scenario in which you can realistically pit Jane McDonald against Cheryl Cole, or put Nigella Lawson toe-to-toe with Miriam Margoyles; but that’s exactly why you need this game.  Look after your huns, though, hunnies, ‘cos if you lose them you’ll be ah’ of the game.  IconsOnly xox
So the story goes that an ageing magician, betrayed by his hateful assistant, left a mysterious box to his family on his death bed. Encased in a myriad of locks and riddles, for decades it remained sealed. No one able to crack the code and expose the...
Call yourself a Potterhead? Ha! Put your geeky wizarding credentials (and your mates') to the test with the Ultimate Harry Potter Movie Quiz. For example – can you remember what colour Tonks' hair is when we first meet her? Or which character said, Even in the wizarding world hearing voices isn't a good sign? Packaged up in a handsome suitcase presentation box, this epic quiz features 1600 question cards (!!!) and each player gets to choose which of the four Hogwarts houses they're representing. It's a bit like trivial pursuit in that the aim of the game is to answer questions correctly and collect a card from all eight movies. First to get a full set wins. Verified superfan status awaits the victor!
Everyone knows the best part of a pub quiz is the music round. Deciphering lyrics, arguing over release dates, trying to guess songs by only hearing the first few seconds - yer can't beat it! And now some legend has created a quiz that's JUST the music round, we give you - Ultimate! Music! Trivia!
Consigning all other headphones to the sonic cemetery, these high-end, limited edition open back ‘phones feature top of the range everythings, from lacquered Zebrano wood ear cup inlays to Ethiopian leather padding, titanium drivers and Kevlar-coated cabling. Awesome? Yes. Cheap? Er, no.
Underwater Disco Lightshow - Whatever kind of music floats your loofah, you're going to love this mesmerising floating gizmo as it projects a barrage of psychedelic lights onto the bottom and sides of your bath. Strike a pose! Turn bath times into a mesmerising kaleidoscope of colour. The perfect gift for her.
Endowed with four generous leg holes, these welcoming briefs are designed to comfortably accommodate two people. The pinnacle of physical intimacy - they're the underwear equivalent of riding a Tandem, except you're both completely naked and there could be more than one bell.
Uni The Unicorn Night Light - Here's a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that'll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone's favourite haunt, Facebook. The perfect gift for unicorn fans.
Unicorn Beauty Set - What does a unicorn do to prep herself for a big night out? We did a bit of research and discovered that, perhaps unsurprisingly, there is not much in common between the routines of humans and unicorns. However, there were two key similarities...
Unicorn Chocolate - This Unicorn-inspired delicacy is made from a marbled white chocolate, infused with a mouthwatering bubblegum flavour and laced with popping candy. To top it off we've liberally drizzled the bar with rainbow sprinkles and an edible pearlescent shimmer (a unicorn farts all over it).
Unicorn Earmuffs - Say a big frosty hello to these unicorn earmuffs, by far the most magical way to stay warm when the mercury dips. Slip them over your ears and easily adjust the headband to cosily snuggle your head. It even has a lovely rainbow mane to give you an adorable unicorn box fringe. And, of course, a gorgeous shimmering horn.
Unicorn Handwarmers - Save yourself the hassle of acquiring a unicorn with these unicorn hand warmers. They’re so easy to use, you don’t even need a microwave. All you have to do is find the metal disc within each of the the packs and flex it. The gel will then turn white and start to heat up, as if by magic.
Unicorn Hoopla - Let’s face it: if unicorns were real, we would play hoopla with that big beautiful horn of theirs. Who are they to have such appealing golden protrusions? They can’t expect not to be used for the merriment of a human hen party with such mighty magical cones on their heads.
Indulge in a cocoa adventure with our Hot Chocolate Bombs! Bursting with marshmallow magic and a sprinkle of gold fairy dust, these enchanting treats make sipping your hot chocolate an unforgettable experience. With three captivating colours to choose from, transform your cosy moments into whimsical wonders. Get ready to sip, swirl, and sparkle.
Unicorn IPA Beer Making Kit - Mainly because the supermarket people are a bunch of plebian squares but also because it’s far too magical for most people to handle. But we know you’re one of the good ones so you’re allowed in on the secret.
Unicorn IPA Beer Making Kit - Mainly because the supermarket people are a bunch of plebian squares but also because it’s far too magical for most people to handle. But we know you’re one of the good ones so you’re allowed in on the secret.
Unicorn Plush Hot Water Bottle - Cosy up in style this winter with this adorable unicorn. Fill her up ⅔ of the way with hot water, screw the cap in tightly, and you’re good to go! Enjoy hours and hours and hours and hours of soothing warmth from the tummy of this mythical beast.
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs - Just plop a few of these fizzing floaters in your tub and they'll sizzle and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally strict) diet of raspberries, their dreamy droppings will fill your bathroom with a fragrant fruity aroma.
Not only do we harvest their tears to create high quality spirits, now we offer up their technicolour excrement for your bathing pleasure. Just plop a few Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs in your tub and they'll fizz and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally strict) diet of raspberries, their dreamy droppings will fill your bathroom with a fragrant fruity aroma.
Unicorn Powerbank - Packing an impressive 2000mAh of mythical phone charging juice, this lightweight unicorn shaped charger provides one full charge (0-100%) for most smartphones. And also looks really cute in your bag, which is clearly the most important bit.
Unicorn Selfie Light - Say no to dodgy lighting ruining your precious memories and photo ops with this unicorn selfie light. It clips onto any phone to bathe you in a stunning ethereal glow, making every side your best side. Just turn it on and you’re on a one way trip to Slay-town, population: you.
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy to your lips. Treat your lips to a sweet, sparkly fantasy. Smooth, candy-scented and non-Sticky. Uses non-toxic, cosmetic-grade glitter. Designed by Brooklyn studio – FCTRY. Fantastic gift for women that love unicorns
Unicorn Socks - Put a bit of magic in every step of your day with these majestic socks! It’s the next best thing to sprinkling pixie dust in your shoes - and, trust us, that sh*t gets EVERYWHERE!
Squirrels aren't the most exciting creatures, particular those dullard grey ones. Selfish too. Digging up your garden willy nilly, treating it like their own personal nut warehouse. Well enough is enough, it's time to liven up these garden pests with the Unicorn Squirrel Feeder.
Unicorn Tea Infuser - Tea-bags are boring. Everyone knows that. Soulless little sacks of herbs (or 'fancy' pyramids if you're that way inclined). What your hot drinks need is a bit of old-school brewing, administered by a gorgeous mythical beast - you need the Unicorn Tea Infuser.
Unicorn Tears Black Gin Liqueur Miniature - They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black? Is it the time of year? A reflection of the sorry state of the world? Or is it just their very poor diet and cramped living conditions? Who can say? A great gift for Unicorn Lovers.
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur - This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice - not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy that crashed down to Earth to be ingested by these majestic beasts.
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature - They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black? No, they're not miserable, it's all of the blackberries we've been feeding them! Turns out our mythical steeds can't get enough of them. We don't mind, all of those tart, juicy blackberries make their tears even more delicious.
Unicorn Tears Christmas Gin Liqueur - Hold onto your Santa hat and take a swig of our most fantastical, festive creation yet - the exquisite gin botanicals you know and love getting cosy with heady cinnamon, cloves, spicy ginger, sticky treacle, and dark sugar crystals. A slice of decadent, rich Christmas pudding in every sip - minus the whole pyromania performance thing.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur - This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and our closely-guarded extraction process (patent-pending). Ideal if you're looking for unique gifts for unicorn lovers or unusual presents for gin lovers.
This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature - Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer - new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. If you've always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle - meet your miniature glittery gateway drug. Ideal if you're looking for unique gifts for unicorn lovers or unusual presents for gin lovers.
Always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle? Meet your miniature glittery gateway drug. Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. Our Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures contains a double measure of the glittery stuff, just the right amount for whipping up a cocktail or two. Festivals, house-warmings, long-haul flights – slip a bottle or two into a pocket or bumbag and treat yourself (and your pals) to some sparkly sipping.
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur - Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature - Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up – get the bucket, they're weeping hot pink tears.
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spirit™. Our new miniature version is a bittersweet classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand and star fruit.
Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spirit™. Our new miniature version is a raspberry pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand and star fruit.
Welcome to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir. Our new version is a classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and a juicy orange wedge, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™
Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir - resplendent in miniature form. The new version of its iconic predecessor is a classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™, in cute AF miniature size.
Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir. The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™
Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir - resplendent in miniature form. The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™, in cute AF miniature size.
Unicorn Vanity Kit - Each tool was crafted with authentic unicorn magic so you’re guaranteed perfect results. Sort of. Look, just be careful with the tweezers, reshaping your eyebrows is difficult regardless of how much mystical energy was pumped into your depilating instrument of choice.
Unicorns and Urinals - Can you guess which wacky word pairs your partner is trying to clue you into? We hope you said yes or you haven't got a hope in hell of winning this game!
The Original UNT Mug - All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
UNT. What is UNT? Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world? Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day. All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
What do you get for the weirdo with everything? One of these. Problem solved! This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact. This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.
When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member?Then you actually have to find the present - whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet - and then you have to wrap it and give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new and improved Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, and we’ll hand-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle and over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery and gift wrap and then sit back and bask in the praise and adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).
Give your friends, family or co-workers the most creative middle finger they’ve ever received with this hilarious novelty mug. Alternatively, keep it for yourself and use it as a daily expression of your self-loathing.Â
No, you haven't had one too many - you're seeing an actual Upside Down Wine Glass. This boozy optical illusion is guaranteed to make your dinner guests do a double-take while they rack their brains as to why there isn't wine pouring all over the table! The usual 'top' of the glass is sealed and the bottom is open, while the main glass and stem remain hollow to accommodate all of that tasty vino. ðŸ¤Â
A flamboyant sea-dwelling Disney villain once said "life's full of tough choices, isn't it?" Well here's a nice easy one for you - would you like to liven up your morning hot-drink ritual by sipping from the Ursula Shaped Mug? Yes, yes you would. This chunky piece of crockery is emblazoned with her signature wicked grin and it's even got a slithery tentacle handle!
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit and enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun.
Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit and enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun.
Bringing the inexplicably huge Pet Rock craze from the 70s into the 21st century, this simple rock is now attached to a USB cable but it still does…erm, absolutely nothing. And that’s exactly why you’ll adore it. It’s the perfect pet. Rock on!
Whether you’re shoving it down your plughole, searching down the sofa or, as we suspect, just being phenomenally juvenile, this long and flexible USB-friendly borescopic camera is just the ticket. Peering into inaccessible places has never been so entertaining.
Phone, keys, wallet, face mask. You could be the most germaphobic clean freak in existence but those everyday items are still going to be a veritable hive of bacteria and filth! Now before you go hosing them down with neat alcohol, give our UVC Sanitiser Box a try. All you have to do is...