Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
- This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our
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This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd & closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined & enhanced our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience & an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, & sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, & reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power & potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit. ...

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
- Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer
- new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized

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Always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle? Meet your miniature glittery gateway drug. Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. Our Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures contains a double measure of the glittery stuff, just the right amount for whipping up a cocktail or two. Festivals, house-warmings, long-haul flights – slip a bottle or two into a pocket or bumbag & treat yourself (and your pals) to some sparkly sipping. ...

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
- Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up & fed half of our majestic mares a
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Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spirit™. Our new miniature version is a bittersweet classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander & pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand & star fruit. ...

Unicorn Tears® Gin is reborn as The Original Shimmer Spirit™. Our new miniature version is a raspberry pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander & pepper, plus exotic horned melon, buddha's hand & star fruit. ...

Welcome to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir. Our new version is a classic gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander & pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand & star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse & serve with classic tonic & a juicy orange wedge, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™ ...

Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir
- resplendent in miniature form. The new version of
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Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir. The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander & pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand & star fruit. Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion. Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse & serve with classic tonic & fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails. The original shimmer spirit™ ...