Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy to your lips. Treat your lips to a sweet, sparkly fantasy. Smooth, candy-scented & non-Sticky. Uses non-toxic, cosmetic-grade glitter. Designed by Brooklyn studio – FCTRY. Fantastic gift for women that love unicorns ...

Unicorn Socks
- Put a bit of magic in every step of your day with these majestic socks! It’s the next best thing to sprinkling
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Squirrels aren't the most exciting creatures, particular those dullard grey ones. Selfish too. Digging up your garden willy nilly, treating it like their own personal nut warehouse. Well enough is enough, it's time to liven up these garden pests with the Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. ...

Unicorn Tea Infuser
- Tea-bags are boring. Everyone knows that. Soulless little sacks of herbs (or 'fancy' pyramids if you're that
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Unicorn Tears Black Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Christmas Gin Liqueur
- Hold onto your Santa hat & take a swig of our most fantastical, festive creation yet
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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
- This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our
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This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd & closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined & enhanced our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience & an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, & sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, & reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power & potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit. ...

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
- Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer
- new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized

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