Unicorn Tea Infuser
- Tea-bags are boring. Everyone knows that. Soulless little sacks of herbs (or 'fancy' pyramids if you're that
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Unicorn Tears Black Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
- This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries,
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Christmas Gin Liqueur
- Hold onto your Santa hat & take a swig of our most fantastical, festive creation yet
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This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd & closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined & enhanced our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience & an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, & sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, & reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power & potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit. ...

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
- Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer
- new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized

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Always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle? Meet your miniature glittery gateway drug. Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. Our Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures contains a double measure of the glittery stuff, just the right amount for whipping up a cocktail or two. Festivals, house-warmings, long-haul flights – slip a bottle or two into a pocket or bumbag & treat yourself (and your pals) to some sparkly sipping. ...

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
- Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up & fed half of our majestic mares a
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Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
- Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed & the whole herd starts
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