Squirrels aren't the most exciting creatures, particular those dullard grey ones. Selfish too. Digging up your garden willy nilly, treating it like their own personal nut warehouse. Well enough is enough, it's time to liven up these garden pests with the Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. ...

Unicorn Tea Infuser
- Tea-bags are boring. Everyone knows that. Soulless little sacks of herbs (or 'fancy' pyramids if you're that
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Unicorn Tears Black Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
- This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries,
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
- They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn
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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
- This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our
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This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd & closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined & enhanced our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience & an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, & sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, & reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power & potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit. ...

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
- Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer
- new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized

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Always been intrigued by Unicorn Tears Gin but wanted a cheeky taste before committing to the bigger bottle? Meet your miniature glittery gateway drug. Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. Our Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures contains a double measure of the glittery stuff, just the right amount for whipping up a cocktail or two. Festivals, house-warmings, long-haul flights – slip a bottle or two into a pocket or bumbag & treat yourself (and your pals) to some sparkly sipping. ...

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
- Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up & fed half of our majestic mares a
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