Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Product Description

This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd & closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). For our second batch, we’ve refined & enhanced our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience & an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, & sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, & reap the tears as they fall. You too can now embody the purity, power & potency of nature’s most sacred steed. To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.