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F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur

When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy. You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness. All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit and mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir. Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
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When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘ Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes & says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy. You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness. All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit & mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water & a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir. Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.

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Glass - A solid, typically transparent. Brittle and used in windows. The first patent granted in the UK was for Glass.
water - A chemical substance. Chemical formula H2O.
Passion Fruit - A fruit that is grown mainly in America from passionflowers with a purple exterior and yellow interior, round in shape.
Prosecco - Sparkling white wine, similar to Champagne from Italy.
Mango - A yellow tropical fruit with an edible inner flesh, can also be used in chutneys and similar sauces.

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