F*ck That's Hot!.. .is what all those other weak-tongued fools cry as you tuck into yet another tasty spicy meal. If you're 'that' person who always carries around a bottle of Sriracha or Tabasco, this book is for you! ...

New year. New you. Faaaack off. Leave the bullsh*t diets & clean-eating to the other Insta-morons & indulge yourself with this glutinous delight. Our F*ck The Detox Chocolate is laden with chunks of brownie & fudge, honeycomb pieces & melted caramel
- all the necessary ingredients to completely f*ck up that detox.
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Arnie once said pumping iron "felt like cumming". He was onto something. Countless studies have shown the wondrous health benefits of regular sex: It lowers your blood pressure, reduces stress levels, improves sleep quality, boosts your immune system & burns some serious calories. It's practically a miracle drug, & F*ck Yourself Fit is your opportunity to unlock its full potential. ...

F*ckboy Tears Gin
- You know those f*ckboys? The ones who let you down, ghosted you, made you cry, left you on read, refused
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When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘ Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes & says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy. You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness. All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit & mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water & a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir. Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard. ...

F*cking Strong Coffee
- Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds.
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Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds. If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed & roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex & dark-roasted blend of Brazilian & Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied & f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa & liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body. Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish & don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee & kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria. ...

Nothing can replicate the bone-shaking, gut-churning, frankly terrifying thrill of driving an F1 car. So stop dreaming & take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity to scream around a racetrack in a genuine ex-F1 machine. As Murray might yell, un-be-lieve-able! ...