Funny Panda
- Art Print by Balasz Solti framed & unframed wall art. Funny Panda
- Art Print is available in sizes A4, A3 &

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Get some sweet, harmless revenge with our personalised doormats. Fancy mashing your muddy creps into your mates grinning mug? Or dragging your grotty stilettos over your ex? Of course you do
- & now it’s possible with our personalised doormats! Upload a photo of anyone you want & we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house. No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean
- just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees & it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy & some yoga. READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT! Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!) Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order. Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!

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Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. violet. Sh*t. Green...no wait...F**K!! That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game
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Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. violet. Sh*t. Green...no wait...F**K!! That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours & swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery. Here's how to play: Players take turns to flip over a card & yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over & shouting until someone f*cks up & picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards. It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the ' Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head & slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out. There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own. ...

Stop penning that angry resignation letter, put the paracetamol back in the bathroom cupboard & embrace the healing powers of colouring in! Brimming with 112 foul-mouthed colouring-in pages, this motivational book is the sweary stress-relief we all desperately need. ...

New year. New you. Faaaack off. Leave the bullsh*t diets & clean-eating to the other Insta-morons & indulge yourself with this glutinous delight. Our F*ck The Detox Chocolate is laden with chunks of brownie & fudge, honeycomb pieces & melted caramel
- all the necessary ingredients to completely f*ck up that detox.
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Arnie once said pumping iron "felt like cumming". He was onto something. Countless studies have shown the wondrous health benefits of regular sex: It lowers your blood pressure, reduces stress levels, improves sleep quality, boosts your immune system & burns some serious calories. It's practically a miracle drug, & F*ck Yourself Fit is your opportunity to unlock its full potential. ...

F*ckboy Tears Gin
- You know those f*ckboys? The ones who let you down, ghosted you, made you cry, left you on read, refused
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When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘ Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes & says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy. You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness. All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit & mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water & a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir. Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard. ...

Say how you really feel with this F*cking Fabulous personalised mug, a fun gift that’s perfect for your favourite person. Imagine the recipient waking up, tired & unmotivated, only to get a reminder of their unfiltered awesomeness as they down their morning coffee. We can’t think of a more encouraging way to start the day than with a complimentary f-bomb, so let’s make mornings better. ...