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Personalised Face Doormat

Get some sweet, harmless revenge with our personalised doormats. Fancy mashing your muddy creps into your mates grinning mug? Or dragging your grotty stilettos over your ex? Of course you do - and now it’s possible with our personalised doormats! Upload a photo of anyone you want and we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house. No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean - just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees and it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole
in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy and some yoga. READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT! Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!) Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order. Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!
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Get some sweet, harmless revenge with our personalised doormats. Fancy mashing your muddy creps into your mates grinning mug? Or dragging your grotty stilettos over your ex? Of course you do
- & now it’s possible with our personalised doormats! Upload a photo of anyone you want & we’ll tile it over your very own doormat. Whether it’s your best mate, your ex, your worst enemy or your favourite person, we’ll print 'em so you can step on them every time you leave or enter the house. No matter how enthusiastic you are about caking mud into them, your doormat will remain super easy to clean
- just bung it in the washing machine at 30 degrees & it’ll be good as new, ready for more vengeful shoe cleaning. Not a lot we can do if you get so angry that you wear a massive hole in it though, other than suggest a course of therapy & some yoga. READ ME! I’M IMPORTANT! Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!) Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order. Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!

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mug - A sturdy type of cup typically used for hot beverages.
Mud - A combination of water and soil/clay/silt. Oftern brown in colour
Personalised - Something that has been made unique towards an individual, commonly through graving.
Print - A mechanical process of putting text onto paper. It can also relate to a pattern on an item.

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