Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. violet. Sh*t. Green...no wait...F**K!! That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game
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Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. violet. Sh*t. Green...no wait...F**K!! That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours & swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery. Here's how to play: Players take turns to flip over a card & yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over & shouting until someone f*cks up & picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards. It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the ' Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head & slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out. There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own. ...

Stop penning that angry resignation letter, put the paracetamol back in the bathroom cupboard & embrace the healing powers of colouring in! Brimming with 112 foul-mouthed colouring-in pages, this motivational book is the sweary stress-relief we all desperately need. ...

F*ck That's Hot!.. .is what all those other weak-tongued fools cry as you tuck into yet another tasty spicy meal. If you're 'that' person who always carries around a bottle of Sriracha or Tabasco, this book is for you! ...

New year. New you. Faaaack off. Leave the bullsh*t diets & clean-eating to the other Insta-morons & indulge yourself with this glutinous delight. Our F*ck The Detox Chocolate is laden with chunks of brownie & fudge, honeycomb pieces & melted caramel
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F*ckboy Tears Gin
- You know those f*ckboys? The ones who let you down, ghosted you, made you cry, left you on read, refused
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When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘ Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes & says all his exes are crazy… He’s a f*ckboy. You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness. All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit & mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water & a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir. Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard. ...

Say how you really feel with this F*cking Fabulous personalised mug, a fun gift that’s perfect for your favourite person. Imagine the recipient waking up, tired & unmotivated, only to get a reminder of their unfiltered awesomeness as they down their morning coffee. We can’t think of a more encouraging way to start the day than with a complimentary f-bomb, so let’s make mornings better. ...

F*cking Strong Coffee
- Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds.
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Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds. If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed & roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex & dark-roasted blend of Brazilian & Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied & f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa & liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body. Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish & don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee & kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria. ...