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F*cking Strong Coffee

Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds. If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body. Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
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Product packaging doesn't get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee – it is exactly as it sounds. If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed & roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex & dark-roasted blend of Brazilian & Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied & f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa & liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body. Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish & don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee & kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.

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Cocoa - A bean found within the cacao pod used in the production of chocolate
hot - An indication of the temperature being high and a sensation of heat to the tough
strong - A descriptive word for an item that has physical strength
Sounds - Audible notes that can be heard using ears
Coffee - A popular brewed drink using roasted coffee beans
Dark - A colour which absorbs visable ligt so apears less light than objects that reflect light
Packaging - The outer layer of protection on a product frequently discarded on opening
Day - The time it takes a planet or other space objects to complete one rotation.
Liquorice - A flavour that comes from the dried root of a licorice plant.
Blend - To mix or combine together substances.

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