When you’re yearning for an <strong>achromatic colour</strong> so bad it hurts, one shade will never suffice; but what’s a young, slightly submissive college student to do? Things are never just black and white, we all have unspoken desires and in love, as in life, there are <strong>lots of grey areas</strong>.
When you’re yearning for an <strong>achromatic colour</strong> so bad it hurts, one shade will never suffice; but what’s a young, slightly submissive college student to do? Things are never just black and white, we all have unspoken desires and in love, as in life, there are <strong>lots of grey areas</strong>.
When you’re yearning for an <strong>achromatic colour</strong> so bad it hurts, one shade will never suffice; but what’s a young, slightly submissive college student to do? Things are never just black and white, we all have unspoken desires and in love, as in life, there are <strong>lots of grey areas</strong>.
When you’re yearning for an <strong>achromatic colour</strong> so bad it hurts, one shade will never suffice; but what’s a young, slightly submissive college student to do? Things are never just black and white, we all have unspoken desires and in love, as in life, there are <strong>lots of grey areas</strong>.
Struggling to find entertaining pastimes while perching on the porcelain? Want to surprise your guests with your in-toilet entertainment? Just place 52 Things To Do While You Poo in arms reach and let the time pass peacefully away. Full of amusing quizzes, puzzles and activities, it’s a great way to take a break from your screen and combine a little bit of mindfulness with a time-wasting trip to the privy.
Remarkable really that the author managed to whittle it down to just 52! Comedian James Felton takes a timely look back at our proud British heritage and digs out some absolute howlers that you definitely weren't taught in school. A painfully hilarious and embarrassing chronicle including...
Remarkable really that the author managed to whittle it down to just 52! Comedian, James Felton takes a timely look back at our proud British heritage and digs out some absolute howlers that you definitely weren't taught in school. A painfully hilarious and embarrassing chronicle including, but certainly not limited to: Sending pirates to mess with the Spanish during peacetime Inventing a law so we didn’t have to return artefacts we’d shamelessly nicked from other countries Starting a war with China because they didn't buy enough of our Class A drugs Creating muzzles for women! Every country has its own dark and twisted past but come on! Whether you're intrigued and mildly ashamed or you know a staunchly patriotic Brit who needs to read a few home truths – get your hands on these horrible histories and take a long hard laugh at our 'Great' Britain.