I feel like a failure. Its now been 351 days since I had sex. Thats a carnal drought. If Bob Geldof knew about it hed hold a concert. Sarah Sargeant has been single for three years & nine months. She has just spent five months plucking up the courage to ask out a balding man with a paunch who works in her local pub. The gentleman in question informed her that he would rather stay in & watch the Narnia" movie on DVD. Her pride has not just been bruised its been disembowelled. & she vows its the last time she will ever reach out to a member of the opposite sex. But her family & friends have other ideas. They enter her into a reality TV show against her will persuade her to go speed dating & even more radically they encourage her to start a blog. Suddenly Sarah Sargeant is on a mission. A mission to explore 50 ways to find a lover."