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Pierre The Penis Pillow

Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.
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Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long & has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection
- because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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Black - A colour which does not emit any colour of the spectrum. Black absorbs all frequencies of the spectrum.
soft - A descriptive word for an item/sound which is gentle to the touch or ears
Human - A highly developed and adapted mamal and deminant species on earth
Desk - A piece of furniture often used in and office for writing or computer use
Pillow - A soft cushion support for the head used while sleeping or for support.
Accurate - A measurement of precision when all elements are correct.
Treat - A reward, also can be away which someone is dealt with to change behaviour.
Head - The upper part of a body typically separated by the neck.

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