If you’re as bad-ass as Bear Grylls, but still like to reflect dewy-eyed on your favourite memories, then this photo upload metal mug is for you. Customise it with 4 photos of your choice then throw it in your camping bag ready for your next outdoor trip*. If adventure isn’t your bag, it also makes the perfect gift for the person in your life who likes their coffee rough & ready.   * You can also drink from it in your pjs on your sofa, we’re not the camping mug police. ...

It doesn’t get more Christmassy than this: A photo upload mulled wine cancake in a range of festive designs. Bombard them with Christmas spirit when you gift them this delicious, handmade treat which is as convenient as it is Christmassy. Simply pop it open, light the candle, & enjoy (extinguish flame first, obvs). Designing it couldn’t be easier, simply upload a photo of your choice, write the message you want printed on the can, then pick one of our festive designs for the background. Job done! ...

Fancy yourself as a bit of an artist? Have great hip control? Then Pic ASSo could be the game for you. One player draws using a pen attached to the back of their trousers while the other players race to guess what is being drawn. The quicker the guess, the greater the points. Trust us, this is hilarious… ...

Yeah, I’ve been struggling with a cold the last few weeks. Plus it gets really dusty in this cowl, especially with all the pollen about. Its not like I have some special gadget for blowing my nose – sometimes the old ways are the best. Just need to be careful I don’t web myself. ...

Yeah, I’ve been struggling with a cold the last few weeks. Plus it gets really dusty in this cowl, especially with all the pollen about. Its not like I have some special gadget for blowing my nose – sometimes the old ways are the best. Just need to be careful I don’t web myself. ...

Childbirth is a wondrous thing
- but it sure gives pregnant women some pretty f*cked up food cravings. Cravings like Mashed Potato
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Even if you haven’t got flowery wallpaper, projecting movies onto walls is typically problematic. So forget about sheets & whitewash, what you need is a portable screen – & here it is in the shape of this take-anywhere retractable screen that automatically holds its position the second you pull it up. ...

Tired of squinting at your tiny smartphone screen while binge-watching your favourite shows? Say goodbye to those strained eyeballs & say hello to the future of cinematic luxury, right in the palm of your hand! Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a Netflix addict, or just someone who wants to make their dog's Tik Tok debut larger than life, the Pico Projector is here to make every moment a "big screen" moment. ...

Pierre The Penis Pillow
- Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make

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Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long & has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection
- because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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