Yeah, I’ve been struggling with a cold the last few weeks. Plus it gets really dusty in this cowl, especially with all the pollen about. Its not like I have some special gadget for blowing my nose – sometimes the old ways are the best. Just need to be careful I don’t web myself. ...

Yeah, I’ve been struggling with a cold the last few weeks. Plus it gets really dusty in this cowl, especially with all the pollen about. Its not like I have some special gadget for blowing my nose – sometimes the old ways are the best. Just need to be careful I don’t web myself. ...

Pickle Rick Stein Glass
- Grandpa Rick has been turned into Pickle Rick… & then a Stein, in that order. It might be a little
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Childbirth is a wondrous thing
- but it sure gives pregnant women some pretty f*cked up food cravings. Cravings like Mashed Potato
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Even if you haven’t got flowery wallpaper, projecting movies onto walls is typically problematic. So forget about sheets & whitewash, what you need is a portable screen – & here it is in the shape of this take-anywhere retractable screen that automatically holds its position the second you pull it up. ...

Pierre The Penis Pillow
- Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make

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Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long & has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection
- because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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Pierre The Penis Slippers
- Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature's warmest external organ.
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Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
- Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you. Luckily
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Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
- Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you. Luckily
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