Childbirth is a wondrous thing
- but it sure gives pregnant women some pretty f*cked up food cravings. Cravings like Mashed Potato
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Even if you haven’t got flowery wallpaper, projecting movies onto walls is typically problematic. So forget about sheets & whitewash, what you need is a portable screen – & here it is in the shape of this take-anywhere retractable screen that automatically holds its position the second you pull it up. ...

Tired of squinting at your tiny smartphone screen while binge-watching your favourite shows? Say goodbye to those strained eyeballs & say hello to the future of cinematic luxury, right in the palm of your hand! Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a Netflix addict, or just someone who wants to make their dog's Tik Tok debut larger than life, the Pico Projector is here to make every moment a "big screen" moment. ...

Pierre The Penis Pillow
- Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make

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Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long & has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection
- because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
- Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you. Luckily
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Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
- Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you. Luckily
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Pimp Your Gin
- Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared
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Pimp Your Prosecco
- Discover the majesty of strawberry, violet, thyme & tarragon in combination with your favourite fizz. Once
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Pineapple Ring Pool Float
- Lie back, relax. It’s warm, the sun is high in the cloudless sky & you don’t have a care in the
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