Tired of squinting at your tiny smartphone screen while binge-watching your favourite shows? Say goodbye to those strained eyeballs & say hello to the future of cinematic luxury, right in the palm of your hand! Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a Netflix addict, or just someone who wants to make their dog's Tik Tok debut larger than life, the Pico Projector is here to make every moment a "big screen" moment. ...

Pierre The Penis Pillow
- Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make

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Meet Pierre, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long & has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat. Snuggle up with Pierre & rest your head on his lovely soft shaft
- or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection
- because you’re girth it. Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

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Pierre The Penis Slippers
- Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature's warmest external organ.
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Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
- Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you. Luckily
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Pimp Your Gin
- Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared
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Pimp Your Prosecco
- Discover the majesty of strawberry, violet, thyme & tarragon in combination with your favourite fizz. Once
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Pineapple Ring Pool Float
- Lie back, relax. It’s warm, the sun is high in the cloudless sky & you don’t have a care in the
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Gin... in a Cosmo?! You bet! & it's lip-smackingly delicious! Shake up your drinks cabinet with this sweet-&-sour party classic balanced perfectly with bold juniper flavours. ...

Pink Cosmopolitan, the party in a glass, just invited an unexpected guest... Gin! The timeless blend of tart cranberry, bittersweet orange & a hint of sour lime has been reimagined with a refreshing wave of juniper & bold botanicals to create our Pink Cosmo Gin Liqueur. Ludicrously delicious whether served on the rocks, mixed with a classic tonic or shaken up into your own experimental concoctions. We set out to subvert expectations around pre-mixed alcohol with our range of fresh & eccentric flavour pairings, unkindred spirits if you will. Think back to the moment you first savoured your favourite cocktail? We want to give you that "where has this drink been all my life?!" feeling, all over again. Each one of our creations has a reduced alcohol content for an enjoyable drinking experience that keeps the emphasis on the flavour. Make sure you check out our full range of uncommon drinks, we've also created Mint Mojito & Peach Bellini Gin Liqueurs.   ...