Call yourself a man? You do? Do you even know what a real man is? Are you a six-foot-one Adonis who wears all the latest fashions moisturises regularly visits spas for pleasure & never does anything wrong? Or do you drink twenty pints every Friday night guzzle a kebab on the way home & then fart yourself to sleep? Its time to stop being the man everyone expects you to be & be the one you want to be. Learn how to:
- Pick locks safes & chastity belts
- Disappear without a trace in 24 hours
- Win a gun fight
- Survive the wild
- Ride a wall of death
- Work a 4-hour week
- Survive any crisis
- Make things go boom
- Drive cars sideways
- Be a great dad.. .and of course drive a tank. Fast-paced & funny this is the ultimate bible for the modern man.