The man apron has a variety of pockets all clearly labelled for no fuss & no frills when you are tackling the almighty blaze of flames in front of you. There are 5 key pockets to keep you hands free when you are catering to your precious meat, as we all know there is no pride in serving a burnt sausage. The top pockets feature 3 items that any self respecting barbecuer cannot grill without: beer, matches & a phone. You need matches on hand in case those all important flames start to die down; you need a phone to call for emergency meat supplies from when you are running low; & of course you need a beer to keep your concentration levels at their peak. The two holster-style pockets at the bottom of the apron hold every man's essential condiments for a BBQ
- ketchup & mustard. There is also an aptly positioned meat label by the wearers crotch
- need we say more? Put the apron around your middle & you will be provided with a BBQ tool rail to keep all of your essential BBQ weapons (tools) in. Slip your spatula, tongs or even tea towel on this tool rail & you will be ready for BBQ battle! When you have finished cooking & you have a host of satisfied customers you can sit back, relax & crack open a beer with the handy bottle opener on the base of the apron
- perfect! This black apron is made from a fire retardant material in case you have any accidents & it comes with a detachable hood so no weather can prevent you from cooking.


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Here's the newest version of ' Man Bites Dog'
- the game which pokes fun at the silliness of headlines in the Tabloid press. And
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Man Bites Dog is a Hilarious Headline Card Game which pokes fun at the silliness of headlines in the Tabloid press. Basically, you're dealt a hand of cards with words on them, each with a point value. The more unusual the words chosen the higher the points scored. When it's your turn, construct the headline that earns the highest points... & often the biggest laughs! The first player to get to 500 points wins. It's a great way to have fun with language for kids & adults alike & is compact enough to go on the road. This game is Extra! Extra! fun & is ideal for journalists or simply those who think they're real wags when it comes to creating pithy slogans. The card game comes with 106 Headline Cards, three exclusive cards & an instruction card. Suitable for 2 or more players, the game is a great way to get the old grey matter working quickly after that long Sunday lunch. Makes a brilliant alternative to the traditional charades at family gatherings or Christmas get togethers. ...

Whether you take your whiskey single malt or blended, prefer a vodka martini, a hearty rum, or even if you’re a teetotaller, you need never be without a drop of your favourite beverage again with this ‘ Man Booze’ flask. Cheerfully decorated with illustrated light bulbs & featuring humorous quips about the beverage within being ‘for medicinal purposes’ & reminding us that it can ‘make everything seem like a good idea’, this handy little accessory is perfect for any time you need a drink on the go. It even

Includes:: a hinged screw top so you never need worry about losing the lid!

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If you know a man who has the table manners of a canine or who eats literally everything, then this is the perfect gift! Most breeds of dogs are omnivores right? & if he has the appetite to match then this dish is very apt indeed. From a distance it looks just like a classic dog bowl, but get a little closer & youll see that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word MAN rather than the word DOG! This piece of could-be canine crockery makes the ideal tongue-in-cheek gift! & if dinners get too much & hes set to steal part of your fillet steak like an opportunist basset hound (remember Fred Basset?) just set this down by the backdoor & watch his reaction! Cheeky good quality ceramic dish with word MAN emblazoned on the base Dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm ...

Who doesn’t want to make their own burgers, that true piece de resistance of any modern cooking experience? Well, now you can, with the Man Burger Press. With this handy little piece of equipment, you’ll be able to make your own 12mm burgers, ready & waiting to be cooked & perfect for grills, roasts & BBQ parties of any & all occasions, with none of the muss & fuss of trying to keep the meat together on a regular oven. With a non-stick aluminium design that's easy to clean, you'll never get frustrated with layered-on grime & hours of scrubbing. 100 wax discs are included to help ease the process & to keep everything where it should be. It even comes with a screw height adjuster to make sure that the burgers you make are exactly the thickness you want them to be. With this burger press, you’ll be able to say, truthfully, that you are the height of burger-y haute cuisine. This is truly an indispensable piece of gear for the budding burger chef de cuisine. Bon appetit. ...

In the hectic modern world, it can be hard for a man to find a little time for himself, between the kids, the other half, work, sleep, etc. In such times, one usually retreats to the designated “ Man Cave”, the haven of all things manly & masculine, where pursuits such as housework, tea parties, & nappy changing can be avoided for a few moments & the men can indulge in their preferred hobbies in peace. Now, this handy little book by Dominic Bliss will give you an insight into optimum layouts, locations, designs & themes for your personal man cave – whether you are an aficionado of athletic pursuits, a connoisseur of the comic book world, or you just want to sit & watch television in peace, this book will help you make the perfect haven of the Y chromosome. ...

We all know that one rather irritating person who constantly jangles when they walk into a room. However, no longer do they have to be victimised for the annoyance of their pocket change b&. The Man Coinage & Pocket Fluff Tray is the ideal gift for someone who doesn’t understand the concept of a wallet, & will prevent all washing machine change related fatalities from ever occurring again. The Man Coinage Tray is not only a piece of fine & sophisticated sorting equipment, but also brings humour & happiness to those change related discussions. Made from quality ceramic & designed to attract all pocket change enthusiasts, the Man Tray is the perfect solution for that pile of dusty old change. ...

Warning – Man Cooking. The saying “if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen” could probably apply to anyone when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realize that many of the world’s greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket & of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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Warning Man Cooking. The saying if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen could probably apply when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realise that many of the world's greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket & of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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