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Man Apron

The man apron has a variety of pockets all clearly labelled for no fuss and no frills when you are tackling the almighty blaze of flames in front of you.There are 5 key pockets to keep you hands free when you are catering to your precious meat, as we all know there is no pride in serving a burnt sausage. The top pockets feature 3 items that any self respecting barbecuer cannot grill without: beer, matches and a phone. You need matches on hand in case those all important flames start to die down; you need a phone to call for emergency meat supplies from when you are running low; and of course you need a beer to keep your concentration levels at their peak. The two holster-style pockets at the bottom of the apron hold every man's essential condiments for a BBQ - ketchup and mustard. There
is also an aptly positioned meat label by the wearers crotch - need we say more? Put the apron around your middle and you will be provided with a BBQ tool rail to keep all of your essential BBQ weapons (tools) in. Slip your spatula, tongs or even tea towel on this tool rail and you will be ready for BBQ battle! When you have finished cooking and you have a host of satisfied customers you can sit back, relax and crack open a beer with the handy bottle opener on the base of the apron - perfect! This black apron is made from a fire retardant material in case you have any accidents and it comes with a detachable hood so no weather can prevent you from cooking.
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The man apron has a variety of pockets all clearly labelled for no fuss & no frills when you are tackling the almighty blaze of flames in front of you. There are 5 key pockets to keep you hands free when you are catering to your precious meat, as we all know there is no pride in serving a burnt sausage. The top pockets feature 3 items that any self respecting barbecuer cannot grill without: beer, matches & a phone. You need matches on hand in case those all important flames start to die down; you need a phone to call for emergency meat supplies from when you are running low; & of course you need a beer to keep your concentration levels at their peak. The two holster-style pockets at the bottom of the apron hold every man's essential condiments for a BBQ
- ketchup & mustard. There is also an aptly positioned meat label by the wearers crotch
- need we say more? Put the apron around your middle & you will be provided with a BBQ tool rail to keep all of your essential BBQ weapons (tools) in. Slip your spatula, tongs or even tea towel on this tool rail & you will be ready for BBQ battle! When you have finished cooking & you have a host of satisfied customers you can sit back, relax & crack open a beer with the handy bottle opener on the base of the apron
- perfect! This black apron is made from a fire retardant material in case you have any accidents & it comes with a detachable hood so no weather can prevent you from cooking.

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Black - A colour which does not emit any colour of the spectrum. Black absorbs all frequencies of the spectrum.
Hand - A part of the body at the end of the arm
Hand - A pointer which indicates time on a clock face
Pockets - A small bag to carry items usually sewn on the side of garments
phone - Short for telephone. A device that transmits sound allowing point to point communication over long distances
bottle - A container with a narrow neck in comparison to the body. Often used for containing fluids such as wine and milk.
Key - A physical or virtual device or code used for opening something
Mustard - A condiment made from the mustard plant. Available in different varieties
Tea - A hot beverage made from the leaves of a tea plant
running - A sport or hobbie of moving rapidly on foot. Can also refer to the running of equipment or run time refering to the length of time an applicance can run or the quiet running of an applicance.
Weather - is the change of an atmospheres conditions.
Fire - the release of energy through heat and light.
Detachable - Something that can be removed from the main object via a fastening.
Feature - An attribute that makes something stand out.
Spatula - An implement commonly found in the kitchen with a flat end.

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