Try saying, ‘ Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager?’ Bit of a mouthful? Well, imagine saying it with a mountain of marshmallows mashed in your mouth. That takes ‘mouthful’ to new places… & that is the world of the Mallow Mash party game! This game can be played in two different ways, but they both boil down to this: you pile your mouth full of marshmallows & try to speak the tongue-twisting sentences printed on the cards. Be warned, your sentences will veer further off track than a derailed train. But that’s what makes this barrel of mallows more fun than a barrel of monkeys!   This kit comes with 100 challenge cards, 2 instruction cards, 1 egg timer, & a 500-gram pack of strawberry marshmallows that are as soft as they are delicious! We know you don’t really need an excuse to stuff your face full of marshmallows. But, if you want to twist your tongue as you tantalise your taste buds, order your Mallow Mash game today! ...

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. This tasting kit is perfect for anyone who wants to explore the wonderful tastes of Malt Whisky. It

Includes:: a bottle of 10 years matured single malt scotch whisky, & a bottle of 18 years matured single malt scotch whisky. It’s presented in a lovely branded wooden box &

Includes:: ice stones. So, if you know of someone who enjoys single malt whisky, or if that’s you, then buy this Malt Whisky Duo Tasting Kit with Ice Stones today!



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Three dimensional media is the technology of the 21st century & is happening right before your eyes, literally! Of course, to truly benefit you will need a pair of high quality 3D glasses! However before you say youre not wearing naff unflattering eye furniture, take a look at these MAMAMIA! 3D Glasses! If youre a 3D film fanatic, then these high optical quality 3D lenses are an absolute must. As well as creating fantastic effects, they feature much better quality frames & thicker lenses than the standard freebies they give out at the cinema
- once youve given them a go were guessing youll never head to the movies without them! With Sky 3D making its debut in 2010, now you can watch from the comfort of your own home the unique depth of 3D video. How about taking a walk with dinosaurs in your living room? Not only are they ideal for cinema or home use, theyre also great for watching the Premiership Football in pubs right across the country
- talk about bringing a stadium-like atmosphere to your local pub! (Please check your nearest 3D pub for details).

Features: High quality 3D Glasses suitable for passive 3D technology (check with TV manufacturer) Easy, lightweight & safe to use, yet thicker than those given at the cinema Available in a range of fashionable colours & styles suitable for adults & children Excellent for cinema, home, pubs, PCs & game consoles Choose colour below -black, red, pink, yellow & aviation style



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If you know someone who is bit of a joker & loves telling offensive gags, then get your own back with this Mammoth joke book. Funny, fearless & absolutely filthy-nearly 3, 000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, & deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. Not recommended for those with a nervous disposition or maiden aunts of the world. Perhaps the best place to keep this tome would be in the loo
- after all it's full of plenty of potty humour. Here are some cringe-worthy examples Did you hear about the man who accidentally swallowed some Lego? The Doctors aren’t too worried, but he’s shitting bricks. I read a story about a man who lost a leg after ignoring a shark warning. I bet he’s kicking himself now. A man was knocked down by a mobile library van. As he lay in the road screaming in agony, the driver went up to him & said, “ Sssssshhh!”.
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The man apron has a variety of pockets all clearly labelled for no fuss & no frills when you are tackling the almighty blaze of flames in front of you. There are 5 key pockets to keep you hands free when you are catering to your precious meat, as we all know there is no pride in serving a burnt sausage. The top pockets feature 3 items that any self respecting barbecuer cannot grill without: beer, matches & a phone. You need matches on hand in case those all important flames start to die down; you need a phone to call for emergency meat supplies from when you are running low; & of course you need a beer to keep your concentration levels at their peak. The two holster-style pockets at the bottom of the apron hold every man's essential condiments for a BBQ
- ketchup & mustard. There is also an aptly positioned meat label by the wearers crotch
- need we say more? Put the apron around your middle & you will be provided with a BBQ tool rail to keep all of your essential BBQ weapons (tools) in. Slip your spatula, tongs or even tea towel on this tool rail & you will be ready for BBQ battle! When you have finished cooking & you have a host of satisfied customers you can sit back, relax & crack open a beer with the handy bottle opener on the base of the apron
- perfect! This black apron is made from a fire retardant material in case you have any accidents & it comes with a detachable hood so no weather can prevent you from cooking.


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Man Bites Dog is a Hilarious Headline Card Game which pokes fun at the silliness of headlines in the Tabloid press. Basically, you're dealt a hand of cards with words on them, each with a point value. The more unusual the words chosen the higher the points scored. When it's your turn, construct the headline that earns the highest points... & often the biggest laughs! The first player to get to 500 points wins. It's a great way to have fun with language for kids & adults alike & is compact enough to go on the road. This game is Extra! Extra! fun & is ideal for journalists or simply those who think they're real wags when it comes to creating pithy slogans. The card game comes with 106 Headline Cards, three exclusive cards & an instruction card. Suitable for 2 or more players, the game is a great way to get the old grey matter working quickly after that long Sunday lunch. Makes a brilliant alternative to the traditional charades at family gatherings or Christmas get togethers. ...

Whether you take your whiskey single malt or blended, prefer a vodka martini, a hearty rum, or even if you’re a teetotaller, you need never be without a drop of your favourite beverage again with this ‘ Man Booze’ flask. Cheerfully decorated with illustrated light bulbs & featuring humorous quips about the beverage within being ‘for medicinal purposes’ & reminding us that it can ‘make everything seem like a good idea’, this handy little accessory is perfect for any time you need a drink on the go. It even

Includes:: a hinged screw top so you never need worry about losing the lid!

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If you know a man who has the table manners of a canine or who eats literally everything, then this is the perfect gift! Most breeds of dogs are omnivores right? & if he has the appetite to match then this dish is very apt indeed. From a distance it looks just like a classic dog bowl, but get a little closer & youll see that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word MAN rather than the word DOG! This piece of could-be canine crockery makes the ideal tongue-in-cheek gift! & if dinners get too much & hes set to steal part of your fillet steak like an opportunist basset hound (remember Fred Basset?) just set this down by the backdoor & watch his reaction! Cheeky good quality ceramic dish with word MAN emblazoned on the base Dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm ...

Do you know a man, who has the table manners of a canine? Or one who eats literally everything? If you do, this man bowl is a must-buy. Most breeds of dogs are omnivores & so, if he has the appetite to match, then this dish is very apt indeed. From a distance, it looks just like a classic dog bowl but get a little closer & you'll discover that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word 'MAN' rather than the word 'DOG'! An ideal tongue-in-cheek gift for the jester! For the ultimate impact, set this down by the backdoor & watch his reaction. Dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm. ...

Who doesn’t want to make their own burgers, that true piece de resistance of any modern cooking experience? Well, now you can, with the Man Burger Press. With this handy little piece of equipment, you’ll be able to make your own 12mm burgers, ready & waiting to be cooked & perfect for grills, roasts & BBQ parties of any & all occasions, with none of the muss & fuss of trying to keep the meat together on a regular oven. With a non-stick aluminium design that's easy to clean, you'll never get frustrated with layered-on grime & hours of scrubbing. 100 wax discs are included to help ease the process & to keep everything where it should be. It even comes with a screw height adjuster to make sure that the burgers you make are exactly the thickness you want them to be. With this burger press, you’ll be able to say, truthfully, that you are the height of burger-y haute cuisine. This is truly an indispensable piece of gear for the budding burger chef de cuisine. Bon appetit. ...