Man Bites Dog is a Hilarious Headline Card Game which pokes fun at the silliness of headlines in the Tabloid press. Basically, you're dealt a hand of cards with words on them, each with a point value. The more unusual the words chosen the higher the points scored. When it's your turn, construct the headline that earns the highest points... & often the biggest laughs! The first player to get to 500 points wins. It's a great way to have fun with language for kids & adults alike & is compact enough to go on the road. This game is Extra! Extra! fun & is ideal for journalists or simply those who think they're real wags when it comes to creating pithy slogans. The card game comes with 106 Headline Cards, three exclusive cards & an instruction card. Suitable for 2 or more players, the game is a great way to get the old grey matter working quickly after that long Sunday lunch. Makes a brilliant alternative to the traditional charades at family gatherings or Christmas get togethers. ...

Whether you take your whiskey single malt or blended, prefer a vodka martini, a hearty rum, or even if you’re a teetotaller, you need never be without a drop of your favourite beverage again with this ‘ Man Booze’ flask. Cheerfully decorated with illustrated light bulbs & featuring humorous quips about the beverage within being ‘for medicinal purposes’ & reminding us that it can ‘make everything seem like a good idea’, this handy little accessory is perfect for any time you need a drink on the go. It even

Includes:: a hinged screw top so you never need worry about losing the lid!

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If you know a man who has the table manners of a canine or who eats literally everything, then this is the perfect gift! Most breeds of dogs are omnivores right? & if he has the appetite to match then this dish is very apt indeed. From a distance it looks just like a classic dog bowl, but get a little closer & youll see that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word MAN rather than the word DOG! This piece of could-be canine crockery makes the ideal tongue-in-cheek gift! & if dinners get too much & hes set to steal part of your fillet steak like an opportunist basset hound (remember Fred Basset?) just set this down by the backdoor & watch his reaction! Cheeky good quality ceramic dish with word MAN emblazoned on the base Dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm ...

Do you know a man, who has the table manners of a canine? Or one who eats literally everything? If you do, this man bowl is a must-buy. Most breeds of dogs are omnivores & so, if he has the appetite to match, then this dish is very apt indeed. From a distance, it looks just like a classic dog bowl but get a little closer & you'll discover that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word 'MAN' rather than the word 'DOG'! An ideal tongue-in-cheek gift for the jester! For the ultimate impact, set this down by the backdoor & watch his reaction. Dishwasher & microwave safe. Measures:25 X 25 X 5.5 cm. ...

Who doesn’t want to make their own burgers, that true piece de resistance of any modern cooking experience? Well, now you can, with the Man Burger Press. With this handy little piece of equipment, you’ll be able to make your own 12mm burgers, ready & waiting to be cooked & perfect for grills, roasts & BBQ parties of any & all occasions, with none of the muss & fuss of trying to keep the meat together on a regular oven. With a non-stick aluminium design that's easy to clean, you'll never get frustrated with layered-on grime & hours of scrubbing. 100 wax discs are included to help ease the process & to keep everything where it should be. It even comes with a screw height adjuster to make sure that the burgers you make are exactly the thickness you want them to be. With this burger press, you’ll be able to say, truthfully, that you are the height of burger-y haute cuisine. This is truly an indispensable piece of gear for the budding burger chef de cuisine. Bon appetit. ...

We all know that one rather irritating person who constantly jangles when they walk into a room. However, no longer do they have to be victimised for the annoyance of their pocket change b&. The Man Coinage & Pocket Fluff Tray is the ideal gift for someone who doesn’t understand the concept of a wallet, & will prevent all washing machine change related fatalities from ever occurring again. The Man Coinage Tray is not only a piece of fine & sophisticated sorting equipment, but also brings humour & happiness to those change related discussions. Made from quality ceramic & designed to attract all pocket change enthusiasts, the Man Tray is the perfect solution for that pile of dusty old change. ...

Warning – Man Cooking. The saying “if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen” could probably apply to anyone when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realize that many of the world’s greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket & of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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Warning Man Cooking. The saying if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen could probably apply when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realise that many of the world's greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket & of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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While the title of this book is ostensibly Man Facts, we’re quite sure that women can use it too. It’s not anything to do specifically with being a man like the best way to trim your beard, how to do one-fingered push-ups, or how to simply ignore a pile of laundry. No Man Facts is actually a general trivia book. Written to be a compilation of general knowledge, this book is filled with facts that ‘every bloke should know’. Quick: what are the top five largest land animals? You don’t know? With this handy guide, you would know that it’s the African elephant, the Asian elephant, the white rhinoceros, the hippopotamus, & the gaur in that order. So, whether its history, geography, nature, film, science or stats, this book can help you build up that general knowledge. Perhaps you’re the weak link in a pub quiz group (if you don’t know who the weak link is instinctively, it’s you) or maybe you’re just a curious person. Whatever your reason, this book is there to help. Order your Man Facts by Dan Bridges today! ...

If everyone in your house suffers when the man in your life gets sick, then these peppermints are a perfect reminder just what a big baby he can be when suffering the sniffles. Man Flu mints are ideal for when he’s really, really, really poorly. Packaged in a neat collectable tin, these sweets are sugar free – after all we don’t want to cause toothache either & an emergency visit to the dentist after suffering the flu! These peppermints make a hilarious novelty gift for the wimpy man in your life Sugar-free confection with sweeteners
- they wont cause a tooth ache as well! Comes neatly packaged in a collectable tin
- approx 8 x 7cm Makes an ideal stocking filler or secret santa gift Net weight: 45g

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