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Indicatears
£6.00
A ridiculous gadget that allows your ears to flash or light-up like car indicators. Two ear clips containing red LEDs are attached by wire to a belt or shirt clip with two buttons that activate the lights; the mechanism even sounds like a car indicator. Completely absurd, but guaranteed to cause amusement. Batteries included. ...
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Indoor Sparklers
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Indoor Sparklers are perfect for any celebration, including birthdays, Christmas & New Year. The little plastic tube contains 10 Indoor Sparkler fireworks, enough to provide some fizz & sparkle to your party. These little 'sparkler' fireworks are specially designed for indoor use. 10 per tube. NB: As with all fireworks please follow all instructions for safe use. WARNING: NOT A TOY FOLLOW THE FIREWORK CODE NOT TO BE SOLD TO PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 ...
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Inflatable Boob Job
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Immediate results without surgery, affordable & removeable! If extra lift is needed for that special occasion look no further
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Inflatable Boxing Set
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Big & squishy, the giant (47 x 35)cm over-sized inflatable boxing gloves are perfect for play fighting without risk of injury. The set

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Inflatable Globe
£4.50
When deflated, the globe takes up virtually no space, but within seconds it can simply be blown-up to be a perfectly functional globe. The geographical detail is extensive enough to show features such as national borders, major cities, rivers & even mountain ranges, while a plastic loop is provided at the Arctic so it can be hung up for convenience. A genuinely useful & thoughtful gift for anyone who is geographically challenged. in addition, it can be played with like a beach ball! ...
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Inflatable Tongue
£4.00
This rubbery tongue" is disturbingly realistic, with a mottled, whitened surface, but contains a hidden plastic tube with a pacifier-style tip. When inserted between the lips, the tube can be blown through to inflate the tongue, with extremely amusing results. A totally absurd & surreal prank." ...
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Instant Geek - Quirky
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Geek chic is all the rage & this kit guarantees immediate results. Thick-rimmed specs, some truly hideous teeth & a fashionable bow-tie (on elastic) is all you need for instant geek appeal. A fantastic joke gift for a vain friend, or the finishing touch to an Austin Powers-style fancy dress costume. ...
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Insult A Day Desk
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£9.00
Witty one liners & scathing put downs are provided daily to shout at your 'friends' & colleagues or perhaps just leave on their desks. Acid-tongued gems include: ' Learn from your parents mistakes
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Insult Button
£6.00
Each time the giant button is pushed it throws out a cutting quip such as “ You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot” & hilariously “ You're about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass”. There are a good few amusing insults, so the owner won't get bored of hearing the same one unless they are feeling particularly abusive. The button lights up during delivery & comes with adhesive pads. ...
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Inflatable Perfect Man

It's hard to see how any woman could find fault with this flawless specimen of manhood. He is handsome, never disagrees, is very clean and tidy, smartly dressed and has flowers and chocolates - everything a girl could want. Being of diminutive stature he is extremely portable making him an ideal hot date. He is a little quiet but let's face it, some guys are not the best conversationalists anyway! So why not blow him up and give him a whirl!
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It's hard to see how any woman could find fault with this flawless specimen of manhood. He is handsome, never disagrees, is very clean & tidy, smartly dressed & has flowers & chocolates
- everything a girl could want. Being of diminutive stature he is extremely portable making him an ideal hot date. He is a little quiet but let's face it, some guys are not the best conversationalists anyway! So why not blow him up & give him a whirl!

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Date - A day on a calendar
Date - A social activity whith a current or potential partner
hot - An indication of the temperature being high and a sensation of heat to the tough
Inflatable - An obeject that can be filled with gas, usually air but helium is also used in baloons. Usually the item is small for easy storage then inflated to its full size.
Ideal - Something that satisfies a perfect criteria.

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