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Insult A Day Desk Block

Witty one liners and scathing put downs are provided daily to shout at your 'friends' and colleagues or perhaps just leave on their desks. Acid-tongued gems include: 'Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized now', 'People say I have no taste, but I like you' and 'You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot'. A few of the entries are accredited to famous wits such as Groucho Marx and Winston Churchill.
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Witty one liners & scathing put downs are provided daily to shout at your 'friends' & colleagues or perhaps just leave on their desks. Acid-tongued gems include: ' Learn from your parents mistakes
- get sterilized now', ' People say I have no taste, but I like you' & ' You are cruelly depriving a village of an idiot'. A few of the entries are accredited to famous wits such as Groucho Marx & Winston Churchill.

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Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
Desk - A piece of furniture often used in and office for writing or computer use
Day - The time it takes a planet or other space objects to complete one rotation.

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