I-Spy Books are the perfect travel companion for any child. Originally brought out in the 1950s, generations of youngsters have enjoyed spotting the wide array of travel and holiday items featured. These recently relaunched versions, whilst being true to the original concept, have been completely updated with all new photographs. Spotting things from the car or train window is something all the family can enjoy, making the time on any journey pass quickly and other titles bring new meaning to walks in the countryside or playing on the beach. When sufficient points are won, children can apply online for a certificate of achievement or tokens can be collected from the books towards a special I-Spy badge. This innocent, retro-style pastime is set to enthral a new generation. I Spy Cars is packed with both common cars and some that are less so, making it a good challenge to spot them all. They are in order of manufacturer so you can start ticking them off straight away - just right for keeping lively young minds entertained.
A desirable little gadget that fires elastic bands with surprising accuracy and range. Bands are stretched between the front barrel sight and held tight by the gripper handles, which are squeezed to release and fire the bands. A quick access key chain holds spare ammo (100 bands are provided) and (presumably to add educational value) the barrel twists transforming the shooter into a pen. The perfect little gift for everyone else's children?
Learn how to play 20 traditional and exciting jacks games including Pigs in the Pen, Scatter and Slugsnail. A set of 15 metal jacks and a high-bounce rubber ball are provided in a drawstring fabric pouch - perfect to take to school for fun with friends in the playground.
These are our own designs so naturally we think they are rather good. The dinky hexagonal box contains 19 high-quality cards which must be laid down to form a honeycomb shape as well as correctly matching the animal parts on each of the six sides - not easy! There are four designs, each beautifully illustrated with either fish, butterflies, bugs or lizards. Something that can be given to almost anyone and, at a remarkably good price. Order more than one to receive a selection.
Life-sized, 25cm, this is huge - we never realised they grew this big - and rather scary, the tarantula is covered all over in life-like body hair. It walks, runs and can even spin on its eight furry, independently moving legs! Works indoors and out within a range of up to nine metres. As large as the Goliath Bird Eating Tarantula measuring a life size 25cm in diameter.
The Etch a Sketch is one of the best loved classic toys from the 60s and beyond and has recently enjoyed a revival, featuring in the popular Toy Story 3 film. Yes of course we all remember it's almost impossible to draw a diagonal line or a curve, but somehow that is half the fun! With practice, all sorts of designs are possible (and great masterpieces have been achieved!). The horizontal and vertical knobs direct a continuous black line, allowing simple doodles and, with practice and patience, complex stylised Etch-a-Sketch designs to be drawn on the screen. And the best bit is, when you've had enough - just shake the screen to erase your picture! Large 24.5cm version.
I-Spy Books are the perfect travel companion for any child. Originally brought out in the 1950s, generations of youngsters have enjoyed spotting the wide array of travel and holiday items featured. These recently relaunched versions, whilst being true to the original concept, have been completely updated with all new photographs. Spotting things from the car or train window is something all the family can enjoy, making the time on any journey pass quickly and other titles bring new meaning to walks in the countryside or playing on the beach. When sufficient points are won, children can apply online for a certificate of achievement or tokens can be collected from the books towards a special I-Spy badge. This innocent, retro-style pastime is set to enthral a new generation. I Spy on a Car Journey is packed with things to spot: signs, emergency vehicles, animals, common roadside birds and much more - just right for keeping lively young minds entertained.
Get the children doing something active rather than playing on the computer all day! This Bungee Bouncer is bound to inspire some energetic exercise and is great fun too. By standing on the rubber base the handle can be stretched upwards, and then with little effort the whole thing can be used to bounce around rather like a pogo stick. The Bungee Bouncer is made from soft, foam rubber which means that it is safer and much easier to use than a traditional pogo stick and is ideal for both indoor and outdoor play. Age from 5+
Friendly Morph, the well-loved cheeky character from Tony Hart's 70s TV series will greet guests with a cheery welcoming smile. This solid rubber non-slip door wedge is both functional and fun. An ideal gift for students at uni or for use in the home or office. Also a great nostalgic reminder of childhood days and after school tv.
Superb electronic drum sticks that emit a variety of drum kit noises by beating them on any firm surface. The default is a standard drum, but it is possible to change the sound to a snare drum or cymbal crash for a single stroke at any stage, allowing quite complex effects to be achieved. The sticks will even play music to drum along to. The tips of the drum sticks light red with each stroke.
A set of five wooden nesting dolls printed with a simple, traditional design. Four coloured paints and a brush are provided with the kit so that a uniquely finished set can be made with just a little creativity. The paints are quick to dry, it can be completed in a relatively short time and the results are very rewarding.
A free standing binder displaying amusing office related witticisms which can be displayed to express how well the day is going, or just to amuse colleagues. Examples include, 'situation desperate, send chocolate' and 'chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done'. The back of each sign features further entertainment such as resume mistakes and excuses for Monday mornings. There are 29 signs in all. 23cm
A complete kit to learn the craft of making jewellery from scraps of paper. It sounds unlikely but the results are really very impressive. A strip of paper is wound around a cocktail stick and the end is glued to form a bead. A number of different threading techniques are shown, to make a variety of pretty bracelets and necklaces using the 'invisible' elastic cord. Everything required to get started is provided: beads, thread, colourful paper strips, glue and full easy-to-follow instructions. Once the craft is learned any paper scraps can be used; old magazines and wrapping paper are particularly good. An absorbing pastime for youngsters, a way to recycle, and an inexpensive way to make small gifts for friends!
A well made whimsical character with an innocent fluffy exterior and a very infectious laugh. With his handy carabiner clip he can be easily attached to clothing, a bag or keys. Squeeze his tummy to set him off and very soon you will be laughing too!
There are certain facts that everyone just knows are 'true'. For instance, we all 'know' that the Great Wall of China is the only man made object visible from space and that Eskimos have 100 words for snow. Right? Well, it seems not! Hundreds of fascinating entries explode the myths, identify the real facts and explain how these popular misconceptions came to exist in the first place. Do we only use 10% of our brains? Do men really think about sex every 30 seconds?
Brightly coloured wooden beads to make three bracelets and three necklaces are contained within this prettily decorated tin suitcase. Plain, spotted, striped and flowered beads in different shapes and sizes combine to make jewellery to be proud of. Special elastic thread is included and some special larger feature beads to make the results more interesting.
The giant 11 (28cm) conical device contains an elastic catapult which cleverly concentrates and propels air so effectively that it feels like being hit by a solid object. It doesn't hurt of course, but it can ruffle hair and clothing or disturb papers even from the other side of the room and with surprising accuracy. Its fascination seems to have equal appeal to children and adults. Colour may vary."
Like most children we can't resist bubbles and bubble makers. This Bubble Wand produces flurries of huge (10-12cm) bubbles when lazily waved through the air. It's extremely effective, with the bubble liquid contained in the screw-top sheath and at this price is guaranteed to be super summer play value. Colour may vary.
A cheerful pocket money novelty toy from many people's childhood, these watery games have lasting appeal. Once filled to the brim with water, the large pump button at the base creates powerful jets to shoot the loose pieces, with some skill, into the various goals.
Melons, bazookas, hooters or baps, whatever the slang of the moment it is probably on this risqué novelty gift wrap. Brightly coloured words all running in different and various directions combine to make an attractive overall look. At first it would be easy not to see the message which adds to the hilarity when it is finally noticed. A particularly fine way to wrap that naughty present!
There's no point denying it: from childhood onwards, farts are funny! Human ingenuity has produced numerous ways to replicate the characteristic sound and one method is the Fart Pot. The little plastic pot, small enough to hide in a pocket, contains a squidgy goo, which produces the flatulent sounds when manipulated with the fingers.
A variation on the classic Fibre Optic Lamp - light is projected to the ends of waving nylon fronds producing a shower of tiny blue coloured pinpricks that shine with a romantic magical sparkle in the dark. The Ice Lamp Starlite has a crystal-like effect in the base, which slowly pulses through different colours, very stylish.
Open the can and out pops this whizzy remote control micro racer! Surprisingly powerful for a matchbox sized vehicle, it's easy to control from the handset with four push buttons - forward, reverse, left and right. The car has realistic detail, flashing head and tail lights and recharges directly from the hand set. Comes with four mini traffic cones for nippy racing fun. Assorted colours with two channels so why not buy more for competitive races!
Now every Camper fan can have their own van! Build your very own 1:38 scale model of the popular Type 2 Camper Van from the 60s. With pull-back-and-go motor and opening doors, this detailed model will keep all wannabe camper dudes happy when the surf isn't up to much. Miniature screwdriver and instructions are provided, although a little glue is required. Colour may vary. Model 11cm
The ultimate in play dough - create it, bake it, eat it! The Yummy Dough pack contains four brightly coloured powdered dough sachets, a modelling tool, and a measuring syringe to make sure the mix turns out to exactly the right consistency. You can even mix the dough to make new colours. Enjoy modelling cats and dogs, trees, butterflies, flowers, or even letters. A great creative activity to enjoy as a family. Have lots of fun and then settle down to eat the results. Yummy!
Rapid fire possible when loaded with several bands. A silly idea to provide light entertainment for a wide age-range. Indeed the smart polished solid wood pistol takes it well into 'executive toy' class, ideal diversion to help lighten the minutes (hours?) spent 'on-hold' each day.
Dickdar is the ultimate size detector! Point it at your subject and hit the Dickdar button. In just a few moments the Dickdar's amazing new technology will size up his assets and tell you the results! Is it a 'weapon of mass destruction' (or seduction) or is it 'so small it's ri-dick-ulous'? There's one way to find out, but if you don't feel like getting up close and personal use the Dickdar - it has amazing powers of pre-dick-tion and it's hand held!
When this Hammer Whistle is hit against a hard surface, the bellow-like ends create a 'toot' which varies in pitch on either side. Once the vigorous battering is over, the whole instrument can be turned around and the handle end blown like a whistle.
Take up the chopsticks and take up the Guinness World Records Chopstick Challenge! The fastest time to sort 30 chocolate beans into colours is 31.5 seconds; chocolate beans are provided with this challenging kit to help contenders to break that record. Guinness World Records have put together a 14 page mini book of chopstick records to challenge would-be record chasers everywhere. Other chopstick challenges are included and we know some of you will be chomping at the bit to get started! At the end of the book there are full step-by-step instructions for achieving that Guinness World Record status by applying through the proper channels. If, however, it all becomes too much, don't forget, a little chocolate bean snack is adequate consolation for most minor mishaps!
As far as we know this is the only guide to visiting the toilet at work, and it is overflowing with useful advice for dealing with the sort of washroom-related issues that are poignant to us all. With 'real-life testimonials' and 'expert opinions' it deals with pressing problems such as 'if there is no paper', 'if you get locked in' and 'if you should be in a meeting', all written in humorous style with simple illustrations. So don't get caught out, learn to turn an embarrassing visit into a career opportunity!
Sci-Fi fans will LOVE this Special FX Saber! At each sudden movement of the wand the glow changes from pink to red to blue, and the sound effects make a crashing noise adding striking realism to play conflicts. In between clashes, users' slighter movements are accompanied by the characteristic buzz which is so evocative of the excitement and menace of big screen epics. Its size and quality would not embarrass a grown-up, in fact we are sure many will be seizing the opportunity to cross swords once youngsters are in bed or will simply buy them for themselves! Great value when compared to other similar toys on the market, and bound to be used in all sorts of star battle recreations.
I-Spy Books are the perfect travel companion for any child. Originally brought out in the 1950s, generations of youngsters have enjoyed spotting the wide array of travel and holiday items featured. These recently relaunched versions, whilst being true to the original concept, have been completely updated with all new photographs. Spotting things from the car or train window is something all the family can enjoy, making the time on any journey pass quickly and other titles bring new meaning to walks in the countryside or playing on the beach. When sufficient points are won, children can apply online for a certificate of achievement or tokens can be collected from the books towards a special I-Spy badge. This innocent, retro-style pastime is set to enthral a new generation. I Spy Birds is packed with both common birds and some that are less so, making it a good challenge to spot them all - just right for keeping lively young minds entertained.
Traditional games have remained popular because they are simple enough to grasp as a learner and require a good deal of strategy to play at a higher level, so that everyone can enjoy them. This excellent value set contains everything needed to play the games of chess, draughts and backgammon. The folding wooden board features a parquetry chequered pattern and two drawstring bags ensure that the wooden counters and chess pieces can be stored separately.
Buffing polish for the follically challenged man. Encourage him to take pride in shininess and see glamour in gleam! Decorated in classic Purple Ronnie style with a little poem on the back. So get humorous about hair loss and serious about shine - also great for Secret Santa!
Two sheets of good quality paper and two gift tags featuring iconic retro images from the 60s and 70s: for example, a disco ball, chopper bicycle and record turntable and many others. More than ten rich colours and 15 images combine to make a terrific display of shape and colour which is reminiscent of a bygone era in which psychedelia was key. A fine trip down memory lane! Two sheets per pack, 50 x 70cm
A most unlikely use for iron filings, which are arranged using the magnetic wand to design different uh... well... we're sure you get the idea. Girls may like to test a new look and, perhaps, get feedback before doing anything with longer implications. The 'helpful' packaging offers suggestions including the Brazilian, the Valentine and the George Bush.
Get ready for high-flying action! Our fantastic model helicopter is great for complex sorties throughout the house, or simply for buzzing around your sister's head. This design features 4-channel control for immediate change of direction, lift and speed. Landing gear allows you to stealthily taxi the Supercopter into position before switching to air mode for an instant lift-off. Cool features using the latest model technology such as the contra-rotating rotor blades and multi-channel control system allow you to perform precision manoeuvres. The combination of an internal gyro and an in-flight adjustable trim stops the aircraft from tipping forward, to keep it perfectly balanced for fast and responsive flight. Powered prior to flying from the handset, reducing weight along with a light metal frame and strong but flexible composite materials, for maximum durability and control. Thirty minutes charging provides seven minutes of flight, and the helicopter comes with a spare set of rotor blades.
Spin the disc and drop it on to a hard surface for an astonishing result, as it makes a resounding popping sound and launches itself into the air with a very powerful upward force, reaching heights of up to 1.5 metres! Once the method is learned the result is reliably rewarding and very addictive.
The ultimate collection of jokes and one-liners with over 6, 000 examples of silliness and absurdity. Every possible subject is covered including the compulsory blond, light-bulb and mother-in-law jokes, as well as a large section dedicated to sexual humour - so not suitable for children. Guaranteed to make you smile!
A pair of Japanese-style foam flip-flops with built-in toe separators. They allow the wearer to paint their toe nails more easily as well as walk around comfortably and without risk of smudging whilst their nails are drying. The flip-flops are accompanied by a handy nail file for a perfect finish and a foot file to soften the skin.
I am sure we have all taken a phone message from time to time when we have thought it, even if we were too polite to say it! This telephone message pad will say it for you, with gaps for date, time, caller's name and telephone number it will leave no-one in any doubt as to your opinion of the caller. Let's face it, sometimes people just don't come across well on the phone!
'Are We There Yet?' is a neat little book of travel games that will easily fit in the glove box. It is packed with interesting and inventive games to play, built around a family journey in the car - and we all know children are better behaved when they are entertained. Spotting games, word games, imagination games, guessing games, action games and general knowledge make this a must for any parent wanting a well behaved and amusing journey. Includes the much-loved I Spy!, Red Car!, Aggressive Carrot!, Bing Who?, Hide and Seek, Waving Chicken plus many, many, more! Attractively styled like a 1960s story book, with delightful illustrations, it is bound to become a favourite with children and adults alike.
This Camper Van mug is perfect for VW fans of all ages. The VW Camper brand has such cult status that the legion of loyal fans love anything associated to the iconic vehicle. These chunky cartoon style mugs may not be the most accurate representation ever, (it was always going to be tricky with a mug shape) but they are jolly enough to be an appreciated discovery in any VW fanatic's Christmas Stocking. There are four colours – order more than one to receive a selection.
A cute little soldier egg cup to hold a boiled egg - and where he would normally hold a rifle, he is holding a spoon ready for use. The accompanying cutter will cut a platoon of real soldier shapes from the toast with very little waste. This 'egg-cellent' little man is ready for active service, so go to work (or school) on an egg.
Kick the 'Blitz spirit' to the kerb and revel in a glorious, mean-spirited grump! This book is filled with philosophical"es, quips and observations from famous minds of the recent and ancient past, selected with a view to their succinctness and brevity so a few can be plucked from the pages at times of need. Sod Calm and Get Angry delights in topics rich for grumbling including politics, work and civilisation, with wisdom from wordy greats such as Abraham Lincoln, Bertrand Russell and Churchill. Every bookshelf needs a copy, for there will always be times when you'll find a satisfying message to add a little grist to the mill of your current gripe.
Mmm... now which flavour should you pick today; chocolate sundae or strawberry shortcake? Each of these six balms smells like a different, delicious dessert and give moisture and protection to dry lips. The zipped pack has a gift tag attached, making it an ideal present for the sweet-toothed beauty you know. Now, time for some cherry pie!
Rush hour traffic is less frustrating than this! The puzzle is skilfully tilted from side to side, with the aim of persuading the coloured spots to float into the correct positions on each of the four traffic lights. Doing one isn't too difficult, but the good work is undone in the attempt to dislodge any spots that have ended up in the wrong place. You'll fritter away hours on this - the prominent 'stop' sign in the picture is quite opportune!
It is sometimes difficult to persuade children to be tidy and to put their laundry in the washing basket, but this clever innovation will encourage even the most slovenly youngster to keep their room tidy! The large basketball style net hooks over the top of a door and acts as a laundry basket and holds up to 5kg of laundry. Perfect for teenagers! And, we suspect, some that should be old enough to know better. 1.3m
A platoon of 32 nicely detailed plastic toy soldiers. Evoking childhood memories for many, these traditional green soldiers are in assorted poses and carry all manner of military paraphernalia. Sure to inspire hours of play in today's children - just like they did with their parents and grandparents. Includes a handy, drawstring storage bag.
An appealing set of thick, colourful foam shapes that can be joined together to create various animal combinations at bath time. The foam adheres easily to tiles when damp and quickly dries for storage. Five 'real' animals: elephant, ostrich, gorilla, crocodile and giraffe, can be assembled from the fifteen shapes, and children can also have fun mixing them up to create unusual creatures.
If you've ever been in some one else's bathroom and suddenly found yourself concerned about the recent history of the towel or soap you are about to use, then you are more likely to appreciate this less than subtle approach. The Soap and Towel are sold separately but the idea is the same. They both have areas clearly marked with 'Arse' and 'Face'. The large bath towel is made of 100% cotton and the soap is lightly scented. The only remaining question is what do you do with the rest of your body?
125 easy-to-perform pieces of magic. Excellent value, all the classic tricks you would expect involving handkerchiefs, cups, balls, rope, wands and of course pulling a rabbit out of the hat, as well as many less well known. The detailed 72-page instruction book takes the magician step-by-step through each trick giving performance advice. Most of the tricks described involve the large number of props provided (as shown) but the last section details even more tricks that can be performed using everyday household items.
We have some truly great bubble products this year - this one is incredible and is based on apparatus used by Explainers at the Science Museum. The Mega Bubble kit consists of an inflatable base and giant bubble wand, enabling a person to enjoy the sensation of actually standing inside a giant bubble. Bound to delight children, of course, but we're sure the 'grown ups' will want a go too! Full instructions for use, including how to make a really good bubble solution are provided. With the right conditions, the help of a friend and a little perseverance the seemingly impossible, massive, body-enveloping bubble may be achieved with ease - but don't celebrate with a little jig and cause it to burst!
Proving they don't just hang out in the Kalahari desert (or promote price comparison websites), this calendar contains images of brave meerkats participating in a variety of thrill-seeking pastimes. Jet-skiing, potholing - even riding a rodeo bull - these maverick meerkats will try anything once. Note: no meerkats were harmed in the making of this calendar.
A simple and inexpensive method of displaying your favourite photographs (eleven 6 x 4")slots. Photographs can be slid, back to back, into each of the transparent pockets creating a miniature double-sided picture gallery, which can be hung anywhere. Children, pets and friends will all create an interesting and colourful feature."
Manoeuvre the ball bearing around this maze by carefully tilting the handset, negotiating hairpin bends, spiral paths and inclining ramps without dropping through any of the holes. That in itself is addictive enough, but the handset also includes a stopwatch and plays fast-paced music to increase tension. Once the ball-bearing reaches the finish point, it activates a light-sensitive switch and the time is recorded; as shorter times are achieved the number is replaced, so you'll soon find that just completing the maze isn't enough, especially when friends want a go!
This hilarious muscle man is ready and waiting to perform. Wearing just a pair of leopard print shorts and a gigolo moustache he is the perfect hen night companion or Secret Santa gift. Just flip up the corkscrew attachment and screw it slowly and carefully into the cork, then all you have to do is pull. Ladies, you will need a drink after all that cheeky & naughty fun!
This collection of mysterious mathematical devices is our own creation and something we've sold successfully for years, but the mathematical anomalies exploited are still relatively unknown and remain always intriguing. We've recently repackaged (beautifully, even if we do say so ourselves) and added a clever new set of dice to the original components - all of which deserve further explanation: Addition Dice:- Five special dice showing three digit numbers on each face are thrown to choose five random numbers. Adding these numbers together would normally take a few minutes or require the help of a calculator, but a clever technique allows the user to perform the maths in seconds. Magic Calculator:- The four square sticks are laid side by side to form rows of four digit numbers. As with the Addition Dice above, the sum of any combination of these figures can be calculated in seconds using a secret technique. Magic Number Cards / Think of a Number Cards:- Two sets of special cards that use different mathematical anomalies, allowing the user to determine numbers that have been secretly chosen by a second person.
A slightly naughty chocolate treat for hen parties and girly nights in. Ten pretty pink marshmallow willies and a generous pot of dipping chocolate sauce will add fun to an evening and help the conversation flow. Who could resist the flavour combination? Stylishly packaged in black.
A boxed kit to charm young girls through to adults. A wish or message is written on to one of the colourful strips of paper provided, folded into a little origami star and then kept until the wish is fulfilled or given to someone special. Little skill is needed and, once mastered, becomes something of a compulsion!
An addictive and easy-to-learn game. The pretty coloured glass pebbles are moved between the 'pots' in the solid wooden board, with the aim of collecting the most by the end of play. The board folds in half and seals shut using magnets, so the pebbles can be kept inside when the game is over.
No time to stuff the perfect Christmas Stocking? Don't panic - we've already done it for you! The Hawkin Christmas Stockings are excellent value, crammed full of little gifts and goodies that are sure to delight, and have contents that are 100% different to last year's selection. The Male and Female Stockings are crammed with grown up gifts (and possibly some risqué items!) for adults. We guarantee a minimum of £5 saving, that's 25% off the price if the same items had been bought separately, making the Hawkin Christmas Stocking very good value for money. Anyone would be delighted to receive one of these Stockings at the end of their bed on Christmas morning. Contents vary from those shown. Stockings 56cm
Based on the same concept as the Itty Bitty Doll kits, this larger pack includes enough materials to make a dozen different fairies. Materials included are fake flowers, thread, beads and florists wire as well as the glue and pencil crayons required. The 40 page book has many suggestions for ways to personalise the fairies with bits found in the home and garden.
Do You Remember Morph? Well now you can make your very own Morph character with this clever kit. Peter Lord, the creator of Morph introduces the enclosed DVD, by showing how he goes about modelling Morph in simple steps, so anyone can make their own pliable pal out of the generous blocks of Morph coloured Plasticine provided. There are also five Morph accessories such as a miniature skateboard, cricket bat and fake beard so some of the winsome character's classic antics can be re-enacted. For inspiration the DVD also contains 15 original Morph episodes. The Plasticine never dries out so he can be endlessly modelled, shaped and remade at a later time – in between he can live in the kit's wood-effect box that looks much like Morphs original home!
Ingenious kit containing plastic granules which, when simply mixed with water, can be turned into bespoke bouncy balls. A mixture of up to five colours can be poured into one of the three supplied moulds (one large, spherical design and two small, irregularly shaped ones), immersed in water, and then split open after four minutes to reveal a superbly bouncy creation. There are ten sachets of granules included (two of each colour) so between four and ten balls can be made following the enclosed instructions.
Learn how to make an adorable soft toy from a pair of stripey socks. The socks are cut into sections which are sewn together and stuffed with the filling, then decorated with button eyes and a striking red bow. The kit contains all you need, including a pair of socks, and simple illustrated instructions. This is a classic craft project that will appeal to boys and girls of all ages.
Blank comic strip backgrounds are provided along with a large number of stickers featuring Beano favourites such as Roger the Dodger, Minnie the Minx and The Bash Street Kids which can be coloured and stuck to the background to create new story lines. Speech bubble and sound effect stickers are also included, along with pencils, eraser and a set of 10 colouring pens. When finished the sheets can be bound into a complete comic book. Finished comic 30cm
Each sheet of note paper is printed with a line drawing of a male nude with a particular area unfinished. The note writer is free to let their imagination run wild - the more outrageous the artwork, the more certain their message will be noticed. Fun for some, others are concerned it's just a load of old Bo***cks. Pad 16cm
A beautiful 100 year diary in which to store a lifetime's memories. Start with childhood and add mementoes representing each year: that special theatre trip, plane ticket, child's drawing and lock of hair all have a place in this special book. Make a note of favourite films, books read and countries visited. There is a page for a photograph each year, which alone makes a nice record that most people omit to keep. If filled out with diligence, it may show a record of changing times, changing tastes and increasing maturity which may have you asking the question 'Did I really like those shoes?' and laughing about past hairstyles. With over 1000 pages and quality binding it is intended to be a lasting record to hand down through generations. It could also be a moving alternative to a classic baby book, started for a child and handed over to them on a landmark birthday, when they are old enough to complete it themselves.
Perfect for creating a warm atmosphere, whatever the occasion. For parties, weddings, or evenings in, add a sparkling glow for extra ambience. Made from flame retardant material, they can be used over and over again. An inexpensive novelty item, which creates stunning impact.
The influence of the 80s is everywhere at the moment, with many who were young during that era now re-living their childhood. This quiz-style book brings back plenty of memories. Presented as a list of questions (divided into sections) covering television, music and other popular culture and affairs of the time. Answers are in the back. What was Bruce Willis' character called in Moonlighting? How many Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were there? And which soft drink was 'too orangey for crows?' Compulsive entertainment.
The compact 9.5cm long kit is a serious and comprehensive test to determine the value of a person's IQ, adult or child over 9 years old. A clear instruction card tells you exactly how to approach the test to get an accurate result and explains sample questions. Once you have your score, you can determine where you stand in relation to the average of the population - scary!
Tim Bird is amazing, he really flies! Simply wind the handle under Tim Bird's tail and release him into the air; amazingly he will soar and flap just like a real bird! He has a clever adjustable tail for direction and lift, tear proof wings and a spare rubber band just in case. Children will love his bright colours and be in awe when they see him fly.
A bumper box of tricks for the apprentice mischief-maker - the most renowned examples from the Classic Jokes range are included, so choose your prank with care from the following: The Whoopee Cushion is produced in the characteristic mauve pink colour and is always good for a snigger. Creepy-Crawly Ice Cubes add to the fun, put them in a drink or add them to an ice bucket and observe the resultant chaos and dismay. The Squirt Ring squirts a jet of water, giving an unsuspecting victim a soaking whilst The Hand Buzzer is a simple clockwork mechanism secreted in the palm to deliver a vibrating 'shock' within a friendly handshake or choose Snappy Chewing Gum which appears innocent enough, until the tempting stick is removed to release a mouse-trap-like snap. With such a range of items, there will be a practical joke for every opportunity!
Bean Boozled! Whilst you are cautioned by the box that it contains weird and wonderful flavourings, perhaps you may not be expecting 'Rotten Egg' or 'Centipede' to be amongst the possibilities. The catch is that the 'Rotten Egg' flavour looks exactly like its alternative 'Buttered Popcorn' without a single clue to tell them apart. With eight nice flavours and eight nasty, sharing has never 'bean' so much fun! An ideal Stocking Filler for practical jokers.
After Curry Wipes are a great joke present for students or anyone who is house sharing - keep them in the bathroom! In the heat of the moment, after a vindictive vindaloo or a mean madras, some reassuring relief is close at hand. The bottom line is that this useful tub contains 40 opportunities to eliminate fiery fall out. So crack it open and sooth the ring of fire!
A charming prank to play on any dog owner. Leave it on the kitchen tiles to send your victim scurrying for the cleaning materials. A little imagination can maximise its effect - imagine it found in the bath, or perhaps on someone's desk? Squidgy and disturbingly realistic!
The stitched panel baseball is attached to a long, colourful tail, made from a kite-like fabric, that can be used as a sling when throwing, and provides the receiver with much more to grab hold of. The tail is segmented into colours, so games can be improvised over which colour to catch, adding to the fun.
Perfect for defending against aliens! Arcade-style sirens and flashing lights accompany intergalactic shooting noises in this futuristic special effects gun. In silky rubber-coated plastic it is a joy to hold and will give rise to many imaginary space battles - perfect for defending the mother ship against alien craft and crime fighting in the Milky Way.
The figure on this Ironing Board Cover is already rather scantily-clad, but when you iron the towel magically disappears, leaving him totally naked - you have been warned! If you know someone who needs a little persuasion to do the ironing maybe this is the answer. In case anyone is interested, the cover is extremely high-quality with thick felt backing and fits most ironing boards.
A visually appealing wide ranging collection of brain teasers. Puzzles are graded according to difficulty and divided into groups according to their subject matter. For example groups include: 'curves and circles' 'logic and probability' and 'science'. Within minutes it is obvious that large chunks of lateral thinking are an advantage and sometimes the answer is not what you think. With 1000 puzzles in all it adds up to a surprisingly gripping and rewarding pursuit.
An ingenious drinking game version of the popular Trumps format. Cards feature drunken stereotypes such as Hayley Burberry (Chav) and Pat Slapper (Holiday Maker) as well as some shamelessly familiar faces; can you guess who Courtney Winohouse or Winston Burphill might refer to? Even poor old Father Christmas makes an appearance. Characters are scored in five categories including 'Favourite Tipple', 'Medical Record' and 'Party Trick', allowing cards to be won or lost in the usual way. 'Dirty Pint' forfeit cards (very nasty) have been added to create a drinking game, although these can easily be removed for the teetotallers version. Cutting grown-up humour for the pub or dinner parties.
Ideal for use on garden ponds - adding atmosphere to evening parties and barbecues - or on a lake or river, where releasing many at once can create a stunning visual display at dusk. They are suitable for many occasions and a message, poem or special wish can be written on them before their release.
This little chap has been around for more than 30 years entertaining children and adults alike, and is still as popular and sought after today. Make him climb stairs, run through your fingers or even climb out of a drinking glass using the invisible string and discreet hand movements to make him seem alive. He has bags of entertainment potential; with a little practise and attention to detail, he can be extremely realistic in his behaviour, fooling any audience. He boasts character and charm from the tip of his nose right down to his cute furry tail and everyone will be delighted to meet him. Six bright colours available, order more than one to receive a selection.
Having trouble reading the small print, finding your keys or recognising family members? These high fashion glasses (circa 1932) will improve your life no end, with extra thick, convex lenses for super magnification. Of course, if this is the case you'll probably not be able to read this. Hopefully a kind soul will gift them to you, if only to remind you just how much older you are. An excellent gift for grandad, or somebody too vain to wear their glasses.
A simple two-piece cardboard fir tree is placed in the container of liquid supplied. Within a few hours colourful flowers begin to appear, and grow on to produce an astonishing and attractive thing which will last almost indefinitely if protected and sensibly positioned. It comes in a box which fully explains and illustrates what to do and expect.
Juicy Lucy is an excitable fairy who likes to dream up fantastically sweet bits and bobs that sprinkle a little giggly magic into everyone's day. She's given us a few special gifts, which she dearly hopes you will enjoy passing onto a loved one (or sneakily keep for yourself!) Made with love by the tiny fairies and elves at the Juicy Lucy factory.
Dylan languidly strums his acoustic character, Zebedee bounces here, there and everywhere, whilst Ermintrude prissily chews her clover leaf; Florence and Dougal happily sit and watch the The Magic Roundabout as it turns in the distance. All your favourite characters decorate this chunky ceramic mug - a perfect gift for a child of the 70s. Microwave & dishwasher safe.
Magic Plastic is an exciting novelty that we have sold for many years. We are now pleased to be able to supply a superior quality version, made in the UK, with more intense colour than ever before! Take a small piece of the coloured paste, insert the blow pipe, and inflate the paste to become a large air-filled, prettily translucent balloon. The balloons will initially be tacky so that balloons can be squeezed together to make super 3D models. Each pack contains a squeezy tube of a primary colour, and a blow-pipe; by using more than one set, exciting colour combinations can be created. It is even possible to inflate one balloon inside another with careful planning!
To produce a fully 'feathered' penguin the cardboard pieces are slotted together to create a model, which is placed in a tray of 'magic' solution. After just hours there will be evidence of tiny crystals growing, and after just a few days the penguin will have fluffy down. An absorbing little experiment with attractive results.
The 25cm cardboard landscape and trees are placed in the container of liquid provided. Within a few hours colour starts to appear as flowers bloom, trees blossom and snow lies thick on the mountains. An attractive thing which will last almost indefinitely if protected and sensibly positioned. Attractively boxed and comes with illustrated instructions. For ages 8 years and up.
Magic Choc is just as delicious as regular chocolate, but can be moulded between your fingers to make edible models. Inside the box is 200g of penny-sized chunks of white, dark and milk chocolate that can be squashed, shaped and squeezed together using just your fingertips to form animals, rockets, flowers and more - then gobble them up! The 100% Belgian chocolate has been specially processed to a secret recipe that makes it so malleable and still very tasty. There is no need for any extra heat than that from your hands, if it gets too sticky it can be cooled in the fridge, and after you've finished modelling you can lick your fingers clean! Includes an anti-bacterial wipe for cleansing hands and the working area.
Insert your arm into the device, grit your teeth and push the plunger. The shiny, steely blade crashes down tearing through skin, bone... no, wait; your arm is unharmed! Answer the cynics by inserting a carrot (or similar comedy vegetable) instead to demonstrate the blade's authenticity.
Astound onlookers by magically levitating the Mystiflyers card between your hands! The effect is truly impressive, with the shiny holographic surface of the card throwing out swirls of reflected light as it spins. The kit contains full instructions on how to perfect the trick, with secret magic tools and techniques explained to progress through Beginner, Intermediate and Expert performance levels. Amaze your friends with this fantastic, easy-to-learn magic trick - your audience will never guess how it's done!
One of those intriguing curios that you have to fully explore before you understand. It claims to float in mid-air and defy gravity – and if you watch the demonstration video online* it is very convincing. What's the secret? Incredibly fine thread and a little practice. The strong invisible thread hooks to the top of the holographic-foil covered saucer and sticks behind your ear. It may sound too obvious, but it's possible to spin the UFO on a table and, with the help of some misleading hand movements, make it appear to levitate unaided and fly around your body and hands with impressive results. It takes a little commitment, but it's well worth it, the results will mystify any audience and the provided password gives you access to a website with lots of helpful hints. www.mymysteryufo.com
Long, robust tubes filled with a colourful assortment of shapes, beads and glitter that cascade down an internal spiral when the wand is inverted. The rhythmic flow of the shiny contents as they swirl along the wand is mesmerising and will fascinate all ages.