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Melons, bazookas,
hooters or baps,
whatever the slang of the
moment it is probably on
this risqué novelty gift
wrap. Brightly coloured
words all running in
different and various
directions combine to
make an attractive
overall look. At first it
would be easy not to see
the message which adds to
the hilarity when it is
finally noticed. A
particularly fine way to
wrap that naughty
present!
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Dickdar is the ultimate
size detector! Point it
at your subject and hit
the Dickdar button. In
just a few moments the
Dickdar's amazing new
technology will size up
his assets and tell you
the results! Is it a
'weapon of mass
destruction' (or
seduction) or is it 'so
small it's
ri-dick-ulous'? There's
one way to find out, but
if you don't feel like
getting up close and
personal use the Dickdar
- it has amazing powers
of pre-dick-tion and it's
hand held!
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£7.00
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Buffing polish for the
follically challenged
man. Encourage him to
take pride in shininess
and see glamour in gleam!
Decorated in classic
Purple Ronnie style with
a little poem on the
back. So get humorous
about hair loss and
serious about shine -
also great for Secret
Santa!
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£5.50
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A most unlikely use for
iron filings, which are
arranged using the
magnetic wand to design
different uh... well...
we're sure you get the
idea. Girls may like to
test a new look and,
perhaps, get feedback
before doing anything
with longer implications.
The 'helpful' packaging
offers suggestions
including the Brazilian,
the Valentine and the
George Bush.
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I am sure we have all
taken a phone message
from time to time when we
have thought it, even if
we were too polite to say
it! This telephone
message pad will say it
for you, with gaps for
date, time, caller's
name and telephone number
it will leave no-one in
any doubt as to your
opinion of the caller.
Let's face it, sometimes
people just don't come
across well on the phone!
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If you've ever been in
some one else's bathroom
and suddenly found
yourself concerned about
the recent history of the
towel or soap you are
about to use, then you
are more likely to
appreciate this less than
subtle approach. The Soap
and Towel are sold
separately but the idea
is the same. They both
have areas clearly marked
with 'Arse' and 'Face'.
The large bath towel is
made of 100% cotton and
the soap is lightly
scented. The only
remaining question is
what do you do with the
rest of your body?
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This hilarious muscle man
is ready and waiting to
perform. Wearing just a
pair of leopard print
shorts and a gigolo
moustache he is the
perfect hen night
companion or Secret Santa
gift. Just flip up the
corkscrew attachment and
screw it slowly and
carefully into the cork,
then all you have to do
is pull. Ladies, you
will need a drink after
all that cheeky & naughty
fun!
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A slightly naughty
chocolate treat for hen
parties and girly nights
in. Ten pretty pink
marshmallow willies and a
generous pot of dipping
chocolate sauce will add
fun to an evening and
help the conversation
flow. Who could resist
the flavour combination?
Stylishly packaged in
black.
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After Curry Wipes are a
great joke present for
students or anyone who is
house sharing - keep them
in the bathroom! In the
heat of the moment,
after a vindictive
vindaloo or a mean
madras, some reassuring
relief is close at hand.
The bottom line is that
this useful tub contains
40 opportunities to
eliminate fiery fall out.
So crack it open and
sooth the ring of fire!
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£4.00
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The figure on this
Ironing Board Cover is
already rather
scantily-clad, but when
you iron the towel
magically disappears,
leaving him totally naked
- you have been warned!
If you know someone who
needs a little persuasion
to do the ironing maybe
this is the answer. In
case anyone is
interested, the cover is
extremely high-quality
with thick felt backing
and fits most ironing
boards.
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£16.00
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An interesting twist on
normal poker, players
can bet using the
chocolate poker chips,
articles of their
clothing or articles of
clothing they have won
from other people. Prior
to starting, players
agree the house limits
for bets and different
values for different
articles of clothing. As
the game heats up the
clothing comes off! Box
15.5cm
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Relax in a soothing pool
of light! The Underwater
Light Show creates
stunning light effects in
a bath or pool as it
prettily morphs through a
rainbow of different
colours. A wonderfully
relaxing experience, and
of course even more
effective in the dark!
There are four modes to
change the speed and
effect, and it is
weighted at the base so
that it will float quite
happily without ever
turning over. Bath time
has never been so
relaxing!
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£10.00
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DANGER TOXIC GASES! Let's
face it, sometimes it's
best to 'Give it 10
minutes'. When the air is
particularly pungent,
it's only fair to issue a
warning (or gas masks) to
those who follow for a
visit. The caution cone
will be seen at a safe
distance giving notice of
noxious air pollution and
saving innocent
bystanders from a nasal
assault, whilst allowing
time for the air quality
to be restored by natural
circulating currents. A
great gift for the
malodorous!
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£4.00
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Standard rolls of white
toilet paper printed with
various puns to entertain
whilst spending time in
the loo. Loo Laughs
supplies a repeating
assortment of twelve
jokes, cartoons and
witty one-liners, which
cover a variety of
subjects, but include an
appropriate number about
toilets. Whilst we
believe the product
appeals more to adults,
the jokes are quite
inoffensive so this would
equally be an appropriate
gift item for children.
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A selection of three
funky hairstyles to
enrich an evening in!
Choose from afro, red
Mohican or blonde frizz
to complement a favourite
garment. Humour is
important in a
relationship and the
element of surprise could
be a priceless moment!
Also a great jokey gift
for a newly married
couple or a gift 'to add
spice' as a joke on a
landmark anniversary.
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Purple Ronnie are famous
for their quirky poems
and this novelty winter
warmer is accompanied by
a short verse in their
characteristic humorous
spirit. The soft woollen
sack is stylishly striped
and has a drawstring top
to keep things extra snug
in the trouser
department. It would also
make an ideal storage
solution for a mobile
phone or possibly even a
pair of spectacles!
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£3.25
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Let's face it, some men
are given to exaggeration
on the subject of size.
Whether it be the size of
a fish they caught, or
something they caught in
their zipper,
imagination can sometimes
embellish the truth. This
measuring stick, made
from hygienic,
wipe-clean, printed
plastic, will put an end
to all that. So whether
it be 'teeny weeny' at 1
inch, 'porn star' at 10
inches, or something in
between, be proud to own
the truth! (But do check
out the special divisions
on this ruler, designed
to nurse the fragile male
ego.)
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It is possible that
no-one will be able to
stop laughing long enough
to fit on one of these
giant appendages,
however, should they do
so, the object of the
game is to knock their
opponents giant
inflatable off its mount.
The inflatables stick to
the players special belts
with Velcro and they
battle head to head,
swinging their hilarious
oversized manhoods to an
inevitable conclusion;
leaving one player
seriously deflated by
their failure and the
other cock-a-hoop with
success. It may be
stretching the point to
call this a sport but the
phrase 'spectator sport'
does spring to mind
because it's definitely
going to be very
entertaining to watch!
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£12.00
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The You've Pulled Keyring
is a great joke present
for cheeky would-be studs
and letharios, Dads and
favourite Uncles. This
stylish keyring is
succinct and to the point
shining the message 'Get
your coat...You've
pulled!' onto any nearby
surface. If this doesn't
win her over, nothing
will! We would expect
this product to be a hit
with the woman of his
dreams first time around,
but if success is not
immediate it does come
with a spare set of
batteries!
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Gaydar is the ultimate
gay detector! Aim the
Gaydar at your subject
and hit the button. In
just a few moments the
Gaydar's unique
gay-o-meter will light
up, make its assessment
and tell you the results!
So if you really can't
tell, press the button
and the Gaydar will
announce 'Gaydar
Activated' followed by
one of three contentious
phrases to express its
conclusion: 'Oh no!
You're like...totally
straight...what a
waste!', 'Oh my
goodness...you're
like...so totally
gay...oh please!' or
'maybe baby...this one's
still deciding.. .there's
hope!'. Its hand held,
pocket sized and bound to
raise a smile or an
eyebrow or two!
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£7.00
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If you've ever been in
some one else's bathroom
and suddenly found
yourself concerned about
the recent history of the
towel or soap you are
about to use, then you
are more likely to
appreciate this less than
subtle approach. The Soap
and Towel are sold
separately but the idea
is the same. They both
have areas clearly marked
with 'Arse' and 'Face'.
The large bath towel is
made of 100% cotton and
the soap is lightly
scented. The only
remaining question is
what to do with the rest
of your body?
Availability: In Stock
£11.00
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A standard roll of white
toilet paper printed with
a repetition of 15
addictive Sudoku number
puzzles. An interesting
diversion whilst spending
time in the loo and if it
becomes too much of a
strain, it can always be
flushed away and another
started!
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£3.00
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Each time the giant
button is pushed it
throws out a cutting quip
such as “You're
depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot”
and hilariously “You're
about as useful as a
windshield wiper on a
goat's ass”. There are
a good few amusing
insults, so the owner
won't get bored of
hearing the same one
unless they are feeling
particularly abusive. The
button lights up during
delivery and comes with
adhesive pads.
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It's hard to see how any
woman could find fault
with this flawless
specimen of manhood. He
is handsome, never
disagrees, is very clean
and tidy, smartly
dressed and has flowers
and chocolates -
everything a girl could
want. Being of diminutive
stature he is extremely
portable making him an
ideal hot date. He is a
little quiet but let's
face it, some guys are
not the best
conversationalists
anyway! So why not blow
him up and give him a
whirl!
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Immediate results without
surgery, affordable and
removeable! If extra lift
is needed for that
special occasion look no
further - they inflate in
seconds for instant
results, so prepare to
be amazed. Do a twirl and
knock him out with your
fabulous new look! One
size fits all!
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Just add water to grow
the 'hair' to up to 600%
of its original size. The
follically challenged
will no doubt be grateful
for the opportunity to
grow a full head of hair,
albeit in a glass of
water instead of in the
usual fashion. From bare
to hair in just three
days!
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The figure on this
Ironing Board Cover is
already rather
scantily-clad, but when
you iron the towel
magically disappears,
leaving him totally naked
- you have been warned!
If you know someone who
needs a little persuasion
to do the ironing maybe
this is the answer. In
case anyone is
interested, the cover is
extremely high-quality
with thick felt backing
and fits most ironing
boards.
Availability: In Stock
£16.00
Available
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In this age of
technology, communicate
requests in the simplest
way possible. The Ring
For Sex bell, made from
solid painted metal with
a nicely shaped plastic
handle, can be used to
make joking demands of a
carnal nature. Humorous
instructions describe how
the number of rings could
convey the level of
urgency to the listener.
Three rings if you're
desperate!
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It's sex on legs, wind
it up and watch it strut
it's stuff! In seductive
purple and virgin white
this carnal clockwork
won't stop until you get
the message, set it down
and help it to unwind.
Also great for racing
against other unusual
clockworks in our range!
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Simply place the tiny
male 'seed' in to water
and over the course of
2-3 days, it will grow
many times its original
size. There is no need to
make small talk and once
removed from the water
will shrink back to the
original size - so no
long term commitment
issues! The growing
process can be repeated
as often as desired. Much
of the amusement is
likely to come from the
entertaining backing
cards.
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Hundreds of tiny
refresher-like sweets
strung together on
elastic to form
underwear. We feel little
further explanation is
required - if you don't
understand then it may be
best if you go to the
next product! Ideal
risque gifts,
particularly for hen or
stag nights perhaps?
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Scantily clad males (in
fact they don't even have
skin until you draw it!)
in a variety of
provocative poses. Make
them come alive with a
few short strokes of the
pencil. Numbers go to 80
and above, so patience
is required, but slowly
a total of 16 hunky males
will be revealed. Well
worth sharpening your
pencil for!
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Scantily clad females (in
fact they don't even have
skin until you draw it!)
in a variety of
provocative poses. Make
them come alive with a
few short strokes of the
pencil. Numbers go to 80
and above, so patience
is required, but slowly
a total of 16 gorgeous
girls will be revealed.
Well worth sharpening
your pencil for!
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£4.99
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Novelty juggling er...
balls, in the shape of
boobs. Realistic? We will
let you decide. They are
gel-filled which gives
them the consistency of
stress balls. Although
they are designed to add
a bit of amusement to a
performance, the
accompanying 48 page
hardback book gives
surprisingly detailed
instructions: including
the very basics of
learning to juggle,
moving on to different
techniques and tricks,
as well as incorporating
clubs, food etc into the
routines.
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Willy, lunch box,
dinkle or love truncheon,
whatever the slang of
the moment it is probably
on this risqué novelty
gift wrap. Brightly
coloured words all
running in different and
various directions
combine to make an
attractive overall look.
At first it would be easy
not to see the message
which adds to the
hilarity when it is
finally noticed. A
particularly fine way to
wrap that naughty
present!
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£2.00
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A little black book with
a unique pint rating
system. Next time you are
facing a lonely night,
consult your little black
book and find yourself
some company. Who are
they? Where are they? And
how many pints do you
need? Scandalous!
Hardback, 104
alpha-indexed pages,
10.5cm
Availability: In Stock
£1.25
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