Tea & sympathy? Not in this case! This handsome ceramic mug doesn't exactly stand out from the crowd, but the moment somebody takes a gulp from it, the cheeky message printed on the base is instantly revealed. Thanks to this novelty 'I'm a Twat' mug, office pranks have never been so easy to play. You can even offer your target a lovely cuppa in the process
- they won't suspect a thing! A slightly more sophisticated alternative to sticking a ' Kick Me' sign to your mate's back, everyone except the drinker will be able to read the bold, black message on the base. Poke fun at a particular colleague or friend, or leave the mug in a cupboard & let fate decide the victim. A great Secret Santa gift for the office clown, or a cheeky insult for one of your mates. Will you be able to suppress your giggles? Half the fun is not letting on!
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A lip gloss tin bearing the words ' Oh God, I 'm so bloody blonde sometimes!'. Great for blondes & those who are not blonde
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These puzzles are very challenging indeed, which makes success doubly rewarding. The repeated image is identical in every respect, making progress particularly slow & patience a virtue. One hundred pieces is frustrating but manageable & hopefully the puzzle could be finished before it drives a person completely barmy! ...

These puzzles are very challenging indeed, which makes success doubly rewarding. The repeated image is identical in every respect, making progress particularly slow & patience a virtue. One hundred pieces is frustrating but manageable & hopefully the puzzle could be finished before it drives a person completely barmy! ...

Indoor Sparklers are perfect for any celebration, including birthdays, Christmas & New Year. The little plastic tube contains 10 Indoor Sparkler fireworks, enough to provide some fizz & sparkle to your party. These little 'sparkler' fireworks are specially designed for indoor use. 10 per tube. NB: As with all fireworks please follow all instructions for safe use. WARNING: NOT A TOY FOLLOW THE FIREWORK CODE NOT TO BE SOLD TO PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 ...

Immediate results without surgery, affordable & removeable! If extra lift is needed for that special occasion look no further
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Big & squishy, the giant (47 x 35)cm over-sized inflatable boxing gloves are perfect for play fighting without risk of injury. The set

Includes:: two (28 x 22 x 27)cm helmets (also inflatable) & two pairs of gloves in silvery grey & black to distinguish between fighters. All the pieces have valves allowing them to be let down & re-inflated whenever required.

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When deflated, the globe takes up virtually no space, but within seconds it can simply be blown-up to be a perfectly functional globe. The geographical detail is extensive enough to show features such as national borders, major cities, rivers & even mountain ranges, while a plastic loop is provided at the Arctic so it can be hung up for convenience. A genuinely useful & thoughtful gift for anyone who is geographically challenged. in addition, it can be played with like a beach ball! ...

It's hard to see how any woman could find fault with this flawless specimen of manhood. He is handsome, never disagrees, is very clean & tidy, smartly dressed & has flowers & chocolates
- everything a girl could want. Being of diminutive stature he is extremely portable making him an ideal hot date. He is a little quiet but let's face it, some guys are not the best conversationalists anyway! So why not blow him up & give him a whirl!
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