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Features: Hand stitched Detachable bow Hand loop Deck your dog out with our on-trend bow tie collar & lead set! The
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Features: Fits most wine bottles Presented in a luxury gift box You no longer have to water down your wine
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Features: Hand stitched Detachable bow Hand loop Deck your dog out with our on-trend bow tie collar & lead set! The
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The dog can indeed be "man's best friend"; an ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion, always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... Your average dog is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, randy, bottom-sniffing, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, dog-fighting, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway; in short, a Hound From Hell, sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet. So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the annoying mutt up the bum, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. This is the book that harassed dog owners everywhere have been crying out for. Softcover, 32 pages. ...

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Our hilarious The Encyclopaedia Of Immaturity is the ultimate guide on how to never grow up! With over 400 pages of skills, activities & mischief including how to tongue punch & how to never wait in line again, The Encyclopaedia Of Immaturity will provide hours of entertainment. ...

The perfect fun gift for any Facebook user, & especially those who, like the author, tend to spend a little more time on Facebook than they really should. Anyone who has used Facebook will know just how addictive it can be. Martin Baxendale's hilarious look at this problem, & his wacky advice on how to cope with it, will put a smile on the face of anyone who has ever found themselves torn between clicking Facebook login yet again & getting on with all that other stuff piling up out there in the real world. Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H14 x W20.4 x D0.4cm ...

Crafted from the highest quality chocolate, our delicious The Footballers Chocoholic Pizza combines two of foods greatest pleasures for the ultimate football-themed gift. With soft milk chocolate curls & a beautiful white & milk Belgian chocolate football placed in the centre of the pizza to finish. The The Footballers Chocoholic Pizza is available in two different

Sizes: standard 7", & an indulgent 10" size that can cut into 8 slices
- perfect for sharing during a match! Chocoholics Pizza even comes in an authentic Pizza Delivery Box! Gift Card Message - Your gift card message will appear hand written in the card. This pizza has a shelf life of 6 months.


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A handy gift for any green-fingered friend or family member, our Garden Apron comes with an impressive selection of tools which neatly fold away ready for next time! The hard wearing apron can also be worn as a belt & would be an ideal present for any avid gardener. ...