The dog can indeed be "man's best friend"; an ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion, always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... Your average dog is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, randy, bottom-sniffing, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, dog-fighting, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway; in short, a Hound From Hell, sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet. So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the annoying mutt up the bum, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. This is the book that harassed dog owners everywhere have been crying out for. Softcover, 32 pages. ...

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Features: Separated into handy sections & range of difficulty/drunkenness! Perfect burgers, curry & burritos while
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Need to improve your cooking when your drunk? Add the Drunken Cookbook to your basket! Number of pages: 144 ...

Our hilarious The Encyclopaedia Of Immaturity is the ultimate guide on how to never grow up! With over 400 pages of skills, activities & mischief including how to tongue punch & how to never wait in line again, The Encyclopaedia Of Immaturity will provide hours of entertainment. ...

Crafted from the highest quality chocolate, our delicious The Footballers Chocoholic Pizza combines two of foods greatest pleasures for the ultimate football-themed gift. With soft milk chocolate curls & a beautiful white & milk Belgian chocolate football placed in the centre of the pizza to finish. The The Footballers Chocoholic Pizza is available in two different

Sizes: standard 7", & an indulgent 10" size that can cut into 8 slices
- perfect for sharing during a match! Chocoholics Pizza even comes in an authentic Pizza Delivery Box! Gift Card Message - Your gift card message will appear hand written in the card. This pizza has a shelf life of 6 months.


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A handy gift for any green-fingered friend or family member, our Garden Apron comes with an impressive selection of tools which neatly fold away ready for next time! The hard wearing apron can also be worn as a belt & would be an ideal present for any avid gardener. ...

The perfect fun gift book for all garden owners, from the most experienced of gardeners to those just starting with their very first plot. Martin Baxendale's wacky look at the sometimes frustrating & annoying ups & downs of gardening life is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any green-fingered types! With tips on dealing with garden pests, essential gardening equipment, the weather & more, this hilariously illustrated gift book is sure to put a smile on their face, whatever the occasion. Pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

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Features: Handy pocket-size Over 200 historical facts, folklore, plant & flower anagrams & spot the differences!
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Do you have that one family member who you always find really tough to buy presents for? It's not necessarily that they're picky, rather they always say ' Oh, don't get me anything!' instead... not helpful! Well have you ever considered getting them the gift of nothing? Before you go mad & worry about how it would make you look giving them nothing, we don't literally mean nothing. We mean this innovative clear ball of 'nothingness' of course. Never again will you have to worry about gift receipts & disappointed faces as there'll be nothing for them to complain about! This new style of gift giving will be sure to change the way you view the stresses of the festive period while giving the recipient a good chuckle. Dimensions: Dia: 8cm ...