The Dog Owner's Survival Guide

Product Description

The dog can indeed be "man's best friend"; an ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion, always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... Your average dog is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, randy, bottom-sniffing, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, dog-fighting, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway; in short, a Hound From Hell, sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet. So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the annoying mutt up the bum, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. This is the book that harassed dog owners everywhere have been crying out for. Softcover, 32 pages.