Has your mum never been the best chef? She always confesses her hatred for spending hours in the kitchen & isn't ashamed of it. The last time she ‘cooked’, the outcome was an over-done baked potato with congealed beans & a bit of processed cheese… not good! We salute her for not giving in to the conventional beliefs that all women should be good at, & enjoy cooking, because, let’s face it, she’s great at everything else. If your household aren't expecting a glorious spread of deliciousness this Father’s Day then why not surprise them with a humorous gift for your sweet-toothed dad. Lay on a feast with a difference, in the form of this Candy Full English Breakfast. Including fizzy rainbow ribbons for bacon rashers, fruity mushrooms, jelly beans in place of the baked variety, fried eggs, red marshmallows as tomatoes, chocolate bananas as sausages, chocolate jazzles as black Pudding & your source of calcium coming straight from those delicious milk bottles. Sit round the table for one of the quirkiest breakfasts you've ever had. Dimensions: 27.5 x 8.7 x 8.7cm (800g) ...

Cats & kittens can be cute & cuddly bundles of adorable furry fun, perfect pets & soothing companions. They can also be evil little demons from the very darkest recesses of Hell, sent to plague our every waking moment (and some of our sleeping ones) with a catalogue of malevolent mischief, wilful destruction, wailing noisiness, satanic sneakiness & disgusting smelliness. If you love your cat to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the little sod up the bum, then you need The Cat Owner's Survival Guide. This is the book that cat owners everywhere have been praying for. First-time cat owners in particular will find this comprehensive survival manual is an absolute must
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The brilliant Chew Driver is the perfect tool set for your little handyman. This unique cutlery set is sure encourage your childs creativity & imagination as they fit the appropriate attachment onto the screwdriver handle & get to work on their dinner! Our Chew Driver set comes complete with knife, fork & spoon, ensuring that they will have all the right tools for the job. The attachments fit into place magnetically, so they can be fastened securely & are safe for little hands. This wonderful gift is sure to liven up mealtimes. ...

The Chocolate 1st Aid Kit is here in their hour of need! Whether it’s after a hard day at work or if theyre just in need of a little treat, this tin is filled with indulgent Belgian chocolate remedies. Included are chocolate pills, an emergency chocolate bar, chocolate plasters & chocolate thermometers. With all this chocolaty goodness theyll be back on your feet in no time! ...

Everyone knows kids love to paint & make a mess & they also love chocolate but what if these things were combined? Well with the Chocolate Painting Kit kids can create fun pictures of animals using chocolate! It’s a simple as making an outline & filling it in with delicious Belgian chocolate & the best part is all you have to do to clean up is to eat your masterpiece! ...

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Features: Fits most wine bottles Presented in a luxury gift box You no longer have to water down your wine
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Features: Hand stitched Detachable bow Hand loop Deck your dog out with our on-trend bow tie collar & lead set! The
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The dog can indeed be "man's best friend"; an ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion, always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... Your average dog is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, randy, bottom-sniffing, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, dog-fighting, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway; in short, a Hound From Hell, sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet. So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the annoying mutt up the bum, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. This is the book that harassed dog owners everywhere have been crying out for. Softcover, 32 pages. ...

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Need to improve your cooking when your drunk? Add the Drunken Cookbook to your basket! Number of pages: 144 ...