For the old biddy in your life, the Senior Moments Mug & Mints Gift Pack is sure to bring a very rare smile to their face. For those who don’t know, an 11oz mug & 45g of sugar free mints have been scientifically proven to bring a smile to the face of an old-timer, no matter how miserable they may be nowadays. Fake scientific facts aside, the Senior Moments Mug & Mints Gift Pack should bring some sense of joy in to their life..surely?! Happy days. ...

We love a bit of funky stationery here at Genie HQ, in fact we’re never happier than when we’re clasping a nice new pen. That’s why there was much excitement when these incredibly realistic Tool Pens arrived with us. Cast from resin, hand painted & containing a handwriting friendly black biro, our Stanley Knife, Pliers, Hammer & Spanner pens are set to be the envy of all your friends. What’s more, they’re so accurate that we can see the start of a bit of a swapping game so lock up your tool boxes people! ...

We love a bit of funky stationery here at Genie HQ, in fact we’re never happier than when we’re clasping a nice new pen. That’s why there was much excitement when these incredibly realistic Tool Pens arrived with us. Cast from resin, hand painted & containing a handwriting friendly black biro, our Stanley Knife, Pliers, Hammer & Spanner pens are set to be the envy of all your friends. What’s more, they’re so accurate that we can see the start of a bit of a swapping game so lock up your tool boxes people! ...

If you are keen to make your own ice cream, but aren't a culinary genius, this Shake n Make Ice Cream Maker can help make the perfect ice cream in minutes. Simply mix the salt & ice in the base, add your mixture in the stainless steel dish provided & shake away. Literally, within minutes you'll be enjoying scrummy ice cream straight from the tub. It really is that simple. Super cool, ice cream is just a shake away. ...

These cool Shake Rattle n Roll Racing cars in blue, yellow or red are definitely shaking things up, offering you a whole new way to race! To start their engines, simply give them a shake. The more you shake the car, the longer it will go! Shake it & then watch those wheels roll! Once you have shaken the car to its maximum, place it on a hard surface & listen to the drivers voice. You can then sit back & watch as the car performs 180° drifts with special sound & lighting effects! Get those engines shaking! ...

The Sharp End Cats Arse Pencil Sharpener, to give it its full & frankly unsettling title, will have your penicls all pointy in no time. If you havent got any pencils we heartily encourage you to rush out & buy some, because strange as this thing is (and it is very strange), you just have to give it a go. Its not often that inserting a pencil into a cats bottom is on your to do list, & thats probably no bad thing. In fact we strongly advise you never to try sticking your pencil in a cats bottom at home. The cat is very unlikely to take it well. Indeed wed wadger that before you know whats happened itll have your face off, & to honest we side with the cat on this one. Nevertheless this is evidently not a real cat, so youre safe there. Take your recently bought pencil, insert it in the cats behind, & twist as you would had you had the decency to buy an ordinary pencil sharpener. Not only will you have a superbly sharp pencil, youll also be rewarded with the cat meowing at you as you sharpen, of course. The shaving are even collected in the cate little litter tray that it stands in. Youve kind of got to get one now havent you? ...

The most stylish desk tidy in the somewhat niche world of desk tidys. Yes you can use a mug or an old jam jar, in the same way you can buy your clothes from Primark & your art from Ikea, but if you want to add a little panache to your desk, then it doesnt get much more panachy (oops) than the Sharpener Desk Tidy. It is, quite obviously, a beautifully crafted chunk of wood shaped to look like an old fashioned pencil sharpener. A nostalgic nod if you will to the days when gentlemen wore hats, dinner for two at the Savoy cost less than a small car, dialing a telephone number was an exciting family event, & pencils had a purpose. It holds pens & plenty of your ludicrously termed desk accessories, doubles as a hefty paperweight, but of course most importantly, it looks searingly cool. ...

It’s rather silly & just a little bit naughty, which is probably why we’re so keen on what’s basically a prank. The Shocking Car Key looks just like most of the modern car key fobs out there, except of course that it’s nothing of the sort. When the button is pressed that would normally flick out a car key, the presser gets an unexpected surprise in the form of an electric shock, normally accompanied by a yelp. Worthy of Dennis the Menace, the Shocking Car Key is a deeply rewarding practical joke, even if it’s a very silly one, & it has a bright white LED torch, so its kind of practical too! ...

Catch out your mates with an electrifying surprise! This novelty pen will surprise anyone that tries to use it with a harmless electric shock. If you work in an office where colleagues regularly steal your pens, this is a great way to catch them out. If you twist the pens base, then a useable ballpoint tip will emerge, but beware if you click on the top button in the usual manner for a pen that looks like this, youll get a shock! As this item does emit an electrical shock, it should be used with care, & kept out of childrens reach & not used by anyone fitted with a pacemaker. ...