Flicking a switch is old news. Times have moved on & now, with a little jiggle, there can be light. Well if you jiggle our Shake ‘n’ Shine light anyway. Made to look just like a mini lava lamp & packed with a nice bit of glitter to create a nice retro snow globe effect, our Shake ‘n’ Shine light is a clever little beast. By giving it a good old wobble you activate the super bright LED lights & are surrounded by a rainbow of colour changing magic. Batteries are included so you’re good to go on the shaking front. Perhaps add a little dance too? ...

These cool Shake Rattle n Roll Racing cars in blue, yellow or red are definitely shaking things up, offering you a whole new way to race! To start their engines, simply give them a shake. The more you shake the car, the longer it will go! Shake it & then watch those wheels roll! Once you have shaken the car to its maximum, place it on a hard surface & listen to the drivers voice. You can then sit back & watch as the car performs 180° drifts with special sound & lighting effects! Get those engines shaking! ...

The Sharp End Cats Arse Pencil Sharpener, to give it its full & frankly unsettling title, will have your penicls all pointy in no time. If you havent got any pencils we heartily encourage you to rush out & buy some, because strange as this thing is (and it is very strange), you just have to give it a go. Its not often that inserting a pencil into a cats bottom is on your to do list, & thats probably no bad thing. In fact we strongly advise you never to try sticking your pencil in a cats bottom at home. The cat is very unlikely to take it well. Indeed wed wadger that before you know whats happened itll have your face off, & to honest we side with the cat on this one. Nevertheless this is evidently not a real cat, so youre safe there. Take your recently bought pencil, insert it in the cats behind, & twist as you would had you had the decency to buy an ordinary pencil sharpener. Not only will you have a superbly sharp pencil, youll also be rewarded with the cat meowing at you as you sharpen, of course. The shaving are even collected in the cate little litter tray that it stands in. Youve kind of got to get one now havent you? ...

The most stylish desk tidy in the somewhat niche world of desk tidys. Yes you can use a mug or an old jam jar, in the same way you can buy your clothes from Primark & your art from Ikea, but if you want to add a little panache to your desk, then it doesnt get much more panachy (oops) than the Sharpener Desk Tidy. It is, quite obviously, a beautifully crafted chunk of wood shaped to look like an old fashioned pencil sharpener. A nostalgic nod if you will to the days when gentlemen wore hats, dinner for two at the Savoy cost less than a small car, dialing a telephone number was an exciting family event, & pencils had a purpose. It holds pens & plenty of your ludicrously termed desk accessories, doubles as a hefty paperweight, but of course most importantly, it looks searingly cool. ...

It’s rather silly & just a little bit naughty, which is probably why we’re so keen on what’s basically a prank. The Shocking Car Key looks just like most of the modern car key fobs out there, except of course that it’s nothing of the sort. When the button is pressed that would normally flick out a car key, the presser gets an unexpected surprise in the form of an electric shock, normally accompanied by a yelp. Worthy of Dennis the Menace, the Shocking Car Key is a deeply rewarding practical joke, even if it’s a very silly one, & it has a bright white LED torch, so its kind of practical too! ...

Add a bit more excitement to the more traditional ball games with the Shocking Shock Ball. The Shocking Shock Ball sends out random electric shocks so use your imagination & develop your own games! The Shock Ball will have you crying with laughter & screaming out loud! ...

The flask – a humble, somewhat uninspiring, item. Well, we thought that was the case until we spotted the Shotgun Shell Flask, now we’re quite excited! The Shotgun Flask is a bit special. Not only does it keep a litre of your favourite brew hot or cold for up to 8 hours it’s also rather beautiful – & you can’t say that about a lot of flasks. This beauty is crafted from stainless steel & subtly imitates a shotgun shell – with a beautifully glossy ruby red body & cleverly designed gold shotgun cartridge cap top. So, whether you’re into your countryside pursuits & are looking to make a bit of statement, or are more at home down the local car boot sipping a coffee, we think that the Shotgun Shell Flask should be the drinks transporter of choice. ...

The flask – a humble, somewhat uninspiring, item. Well, we thought that was the case until we spotted the Shotgun Shell Flask, now we’re quite excited! The Shotgun Flask is a bit special. Not only does it keep a litre of your favourite brew hot or cold for up to 8 hours it’s also rather beautiful – & you can’t say that about a lot of flasks. This beauty is crafted from stainless steel & subtly imitates a shotgun shell – with a beautifully glossy ruby red body & cleverly designed gold shotgun cartridge cap top. So, whether you’re into your countryside pursuits & are looking to make a bit of statement, or are more at home down the local car boot sipping a coffee, we think that the Shotgun Shell Flask should be the drinks transporter of choice. ...

There’s no denying that a torch is a handy item & we’re sure we’ll all agree that there’s nothing worse than a bit of frustrated fumbling in the dark*. Well, rummage no more as you’ll be so impressed with our fab Shotgun Shell Torch that it will instantly become your favourite late-night companion. Made from super tough aluminium & packed with nine super powerful LEDs this red & bronze beauty is set to please the most discerning pocket or glovebox. Just pop in three AAA batteries (not included) & let the light shine bright. * To find your keys of course! We can’t imagine what you were thinking of!! ...

Play some of your favourite tunes & get the radio blaring away whilst you’re in the shower with this AM/FM station Shower Tap radio. We know most people love to listen to music whilst taking a shower, so with this fully waterproof AM/FM radio music in the shower has never been so easy. It is battery operated & extremely simple to install, with a simple suction cap on the rear. Now you’re going to be spending even more time in the shower! ...