The Sharp End Cats Arse Pencil Sharpener, to give it its full & frankly unsettling title, will have your penicls all pointy in no time. If you havent got any pencils we heartily encourage you to rush out & buy some, because strange as this thing is (and it is very strange), you just have to give it a go. Its not often that inserting a pencil into a cats bottom is on your to do list, & thats probably no bad thing. In fact we strongly advise you never to try sticking your pencil in a cats bottom at home. The cat is very unlikely to take it well. Indeed wed wadger that before you know whats happened itll have your face off, & to honest we side with the cat on this one. Nevertheless this is evidently not a real cat, so youre safe there. Take your recently bought pencil, insert it in the cats behind, & twist as you would had you had the decency to buy an ordinary pencil sharpener. Not only will you have a superbly sharp pencil, youll also be rewarded with the cat meowing at you as you sharpen, of course. The shaving are even collected in the cate little litter tray that it stands in. Youve kind of got to get one now havent you?