Life is exhausting enough without having to suffer the extra effort involved in stirring your coffee or tea in the morning. We all agree (surely?) that stirring your steaming beverage is really quite knackering.... What's needed then is a Self Stirring Mug! At a touch of the button nestling neatly in the handle of the plain lazy Self-Stirring Mug, your piping hot drink will begin to spin into a dizzying vortex, hypnotising you into a catatonic state where work schedules fade into insignificance. If you're not susceptible to hypnotism, then it's still great fun just watching your coffee whirlpool before your eyes. Coffee & tea has never been so stirred, whilst you remain unshaken. ...

How many minutes have you wasted trying to get that perfect selfie? Well worry no more, we’ve found a fantastic solution to the wedged shot – our Selfie Phone Clip. We bet that, like us, you’ve wasted valuable time trying (and failing!) to fit everyone into your final holiday photo. Friends have held their breaths, got closer than would be considered reasonable in a packed tube carriage & still Big Barry is out of shot. Now, thanks to our Selfie Phone Clip, these problems are a thing of the past. Just pop the clip on & add a wide angle lens to any smartphone. Suddenly personal space is rediscovered & Barry’s smiley face makes an appearance. Also ideal for panoramic shots, our Selfie Phone Clip comes battery free & housed in its own storage pouch so the perfect pocket companion. ...

Yeah the selfie stick craze was great, but sticks are big & awkward, two things the Selfieme are most definitely not. Like all great selfie tools, the Selfieme works via Bluetooth, with the remote photo shooter capturing the moment at the click of the button, although it accomplishes this without the need of the long stick that we have become accustomed too. With the remote button aptly sized for use as a keying & the accompanying camera stand sized perfectly to live in your wallet/purse, the Selfieme is sure to threaten the existence of the selfie stick craze any day now. But first, let me take a selfie. ...

For the old biddy in your life, the Senior Moments Mug & Mints Gift Pack is sure to bring a very rare smile to their face. For those who don’t know, an 11oz mug & 45g of sugar free mints have been scientifically proven to bring a smile to the face of an old-timer, no matter how miserable they may be nowadays. Fake scientific facts aside, the Senior Moments Mug & Mints Gift Pack should bring some sense of joy in to their life..surely?! Happy days. ...

We love a bit of funky stationery here at Genie HQ, in fact we’re never happier than when we’re clasping a nice new pen. That’s why there was much excitement when these incredibly realistic Tool Pens arrived with us. Cast from resin, hand painted & containing a handwriting friendly black biro, our Stanley Knife, Pliers, Hammer & Spanner pens are set to be the envy of all your friends. What’s more, they’re so accurate that we can see the start of a bit of a swapping game so lock up your tool boxes people! ...

If you are keen to make your own ice cream, but aren't a culinary genius, this Shake n Make Ice Cream Maker can help make the perfect ice cream in minutes. Simply mix the salt & ice in the base, add your mixture in the stainless steel dish provided & shake away. Literally, within minutes you'll be enjoying scrummy ice cream straight from the tub. It really is that simple. Super cool, ice cream is just a shake away. ...

Flicking a switch is old news. Times have moved on & now, with a little jiggle, there can be light. Well if you jiggle our Shake ‘n’ Shine light anyway. Made to look just like a mini lava lamp & packed with a nice bit of glitter to create a nice retro snow globe effect, our Shake ‘n’ Shine light is a clever little beast. By giving it a good old wobble you activate the super bright LED lights & are surrounded by a rainbow of colour changing magic. Batteries are included so you’re good to go on the shaking front. Perhaps add a little dance too? ...

These cool Shake Rattle n Roll Racing cars in blue, yellow or red are definitely shaking things up, offering you a whole new way to race! To start their engines, simply give them a shake. The more you shake the car, the longer it will go! Shake it & then watch those wheels roll! Once you have shaken the car to its maximum, place it on a hard surface & listen to the drivers voice. You can then sit back & watch as the car performs 180° drifts with special sound & lighting effects! Get those engines shaking! ...

The Sharp End Cats Arse Pencil Sharpener, to give it its full & frankly unsettling title, will have your penicls all pointy in no time. If you havent got any pencils we heartily encourage you to rush out & buy some, because strange as this thing is (and it is very strange), you just have to give it a go. Its not often that inserting a pencil into a cats bottom is on your to do list, & thats probably no bad thing. In fact we strongly advise you never to try sticking your pencil in a cats bottom at home. The cat is very unlikely to take it well. Indeed wed wadger that before you know whats happened itll have your face off, & to honest we side with the cat on this one. Nevertheless this is evidently not a real cat, so youre safe there. Take your recently bought pencil, insert it in the cats behind, & twist as you would had you had the decency to buy an ordinary pencil sharpener. Not only will you have a superbly sharp pencil, youll also be rewarded with the cat meowing at you as you sharpen, of course. The shaving are even collected in the cate little litter tray that it stands in. Youve kind of got to get one now havent you? ...