Turn your innocent desk into the gateway to the Upside Down with the Stranger Things VHS Lamp. A nod to 80s notalgia that looks extremely cool by day, & by night blankets your space with the eerie red glow so favoured by the underworld demogorgons.   The cult-flavoured Netlfix series has gone down a treat with both old & new audiences thanks to its cool 80s vibe, & now you can bring that Stranger Things vibe into your home with this officially licensed, super awesome desk or bedside light. ...

Take all of the deliciously decadent flavours of a classic diner shake
- that perfect marriage of lip-smackingly sweet strawberry
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These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab & manipulate to ease your anxious mind. & they're therapeutic for both men & women. When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze & know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear & pain, dry-heaving & wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought. ...

These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab & manipulate to ease your anxious mind. & they're therapeutic for both men & women! For women: When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze & know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear & pain, dry-heaving & wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought. For men: Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls & relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.* *although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower. ...

Endow your child with rippling washboard abs & the dignified masculinity of a Victorian Strongman. These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend & come complete with a classic striped vest & weight belt to hold in... ...

Endow your child with rippling washboard abs & the dignified masculinity of a Victorian Strongman. These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend & come complete with a classic striped vest & weight belt to hold in... ...

Meet Stroodles. No, not the tasty Austrian dessert, but 100% Biodegradable Pasta Straws! They're made from wheat & water, completely flavourless, 20cm long & can be cut to size for cocktails, juices, milkshakes, smoothies & more. You can even eat them! (If you're that way inclined). Just pop 'em in boiling water like regular pasta. ...

Stuffed Blobfish
- Hold & caress the ugliest animal in the world. It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that
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Stuffed Blobfish
- Hold & caress the ugliest animal in the world. It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that
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Stuffed Water Bear
- Tardigrades are colloquially known as water bears (or sometimes even moss piglets!), in case you’re not
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