Stressticles

Product Description

These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab & manipulate to ease your anxious mind. & they're therapeutic for both men & women! For women: When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze & know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear & pain, dry-heaving & wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought. For men: Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls & relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.* *although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower.