These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab & manipulate to ease your anxious mind. & they're therapeutic for both men & women. When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze & know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear & pain, dry-heaving & wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought.