Join the dark side of home lighting with the Stormtrooper Helmet Lamp. The helmet lamp is modelled from the original helmets produced for the movie which were hand made, & not perfectly symmetrical. This wonky charm is intentionally replicated here! Realistically detailed in every way, the lamp’s internal led shines through the gloss ceramic surface creating a warm glow & highlighting the accurate detail. Whether you're a Star Wars fan or simply appreciate fine craftsmanship, this lamp is sure to be a conversation starter. ...

If you’ve ever wanted to see an Imperial Stormtrooper performing star jumps (and who hasn’t?) your dream is about to come true. Well, sort of, because this officially licensed Imperial Stormtrooper Nutcracker opens its legs to crush any nut foolish enough to enter. Crrr-unch! ...

What the hell happened to Hopper? Are Eleven's powers really gone? So many unanswered questions
- if only they'd hurry up & release
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Turn your innocent desk into the gateway to the Upside Down with the Stranger Things VHS Lamp. A nod to 80s notalgia that looks extremely cool by day, & by night blankets your space with the eerie red glow so favoured by the underworld demogorgons.   The cult-flavoured Netlfix series has gone down a treat with both old & new audiences thanks to its cool 80s vibe, & now you can bring that Stranger Things vibe into your home with this officially licensed, super awesome desk or bedside light. ...

Take all of the deliciously decadent flavours of a classic diner shake
- that perfect marriage of lip-smackingly sweet strawberry
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These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab & manipulate to ease your anxious mind. & they're therapeutic for both men & women! For women: When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze & know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear & pain, dry-heaving & wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought. For men: Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls & relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.* *although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower. ...

Endow your child with rippling washboard abs & the dignified masculinity of a Victorian Strongman. These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend & come complete with a classic striped vest & weight belt to hold in... ...

Endow your child with rippling washboard abs & the dignified masculinity of a Victorian Strongman. These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend & come complete with a classic striped vest & weight belt to hold in... ...

Endow your child with rippling washboard abs & the dignified masculinity of a Victorian Strongman. These supremely realistic-looking garments are made from a comfy polyester blend & come complete with a classic striped vest & weight belt to hold in... ...

Meet Stroodles. No, not the tasty Austrian dessert, but 100% Biodegradable Pasta Straws! They're made from wheat & water, completely flavourless, 20cm long & can be cut to size for cocktails, juices, milkshakes, smoothies & more. You can even eat them! (If you're that way inclined). Just pop 'em in boiling water like regular pasta. ...