Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

Product Description

Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting & your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming & sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate. We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, & then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan. If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all. So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral & internal pain? Challenge yourself, & your friends. You won’t regret it.* * Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.