Your own, Inflatable, Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, filled up with air. We're piously proud to present Inflatable Jesus, a 100% accurate replica messiah in all his beardy, robed greatness. Sure he's only 50cm tall but people were a lot shorter back in those days. He can walk float on water, he'll listen to your prayers, he'll never judge you, & he'll always love you. Oh & he easily deflates for compact storage
- what more could you want?
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Inky the Ghost Mug
- In his aesthetically pleasing turquoise hue, Inky The Ghost is a fine addition to any retro gamer’s kitchen.
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Instead of spending its days rolling balls of dung around the desert, this stylish scarab has decided to make itself useful & pop open your bottles of booze! Made from an iridescent zinc alloy, the Insectum Corkscrew is destined to become your go-to beetle opener. ...

Inside Dunder Mifflin
- This book is a goldmine of all things The Office. Relive every hilarious moment with season overviews,
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We'd wager that at least 40% of all Instagram photos are showing off some sort of decadent dessert, so we've taken the next logical step & created Instagram Chocolate. Now you can transform your favourite filtered snaps into delicious edible treats. Think of it as an alternative to Snapchat
- one moment your photos are there, the next they're gone gobbled up by you & all of your friends.
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Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
- Bully your taste buds & challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate.
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Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting & your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming & sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate. We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, & then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan. If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart... it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all. So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral & internal pain? Challenge yourself, & your friends. You won’t regret it.* * Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it. ...

THIS IS THE WORLD'S HOTTEST CHILLI CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP! Even the daintiest lick is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. So why not challenge a mate & see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right? ...

Within this unassuming matte black bag lies the world's hottest chilli chocolate lollipop. Well, two of them – one for you & one for your equally brave & foolish friend. These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract & guaranteed to cause immense physical & mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park. But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum! Soooo why not challenge a mate & see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right? ...

Everyone loves a game of chance. Particularly when death is involved. There's a strange allure. It's the ultimate challenge. Thankfully you'll not be sat in a dimly-lit Russian basement, feverishly placing a stone-cold muzzle against your sweaty temple, spinning the chamber, screwing your eyes shut & pulling the trigger of destiny. In many respects this is actually worse ...