Your own, Inflatable, Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, filled up with air. We're piously proud to present Inflatable Jesus, a 100% accurate replica messiah in all his beardy, robed greatness. Sure he's only 50cm tall but people were a lot shorter back in those days. He can walk float on water, he'll listen to your prayers, he'll never judge you, & he'll always love you. Oh & he easily deflates for compact storage
- what more could you want?