Manners cost nothing but being a rude motherf*cker also costs nothing, what’s a tourist to do?! This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to ‘f*ck their goat father’. You’ll never be unaware that an Indian wants you to know that a dog is gonna f*ck your mother again. Goodness gracious, this is all very oedipal… If you’re hit with any of those cutting retorts on your travels, just tell them ‘msun wakho ophuma umdoko’ & pray they don’t speak Zulu.*