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How To Fucking Swear Around The World

Manners cost nothing but being a rude motherf*cker also costs nothing, what’s a tourist to do?! This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to ‘f*ck their goat father’. You’ll never be unaware that an Indian wants you to know that a dog is gonna f*ck your mother again. Goodness gracious, this is all very oedipal… If you’re hit with any of those cutting retorts on your travels, just tell them ‘msun wakho ophuma umdoko’ and pray they don’t speak Zulu.*
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Manners cost nothing but being a rude motherf*cker also costs nothing, what’s a tourist to do?! This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to ‘f*ck their goat father’. You’ll never be unaware that an Indian wants you to know that a dog is gonna f*ck your mother again. Goodness gracious, this is all very oedipal… If you’re hit with any of those cutting retorts on your travels, just tell them ‘msun wakho ophuma umdoko’ & pray they don’t speak Zulu.*

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World - A physical grouping, commonly used to describe earth and everything associated with ti
cutting - The seperation of an object usually using a cutting tool such as a knife

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