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affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.
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A quick Google search & you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. How To Live With A Huge Penis explores & allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including: Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends & Family Care & Maintenance of Your Huge Penis Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis Dealing with Discrimination Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful"ations & a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.

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Silver - A colour based on the colour of the metal
Silver - A chemical element, metalic. Has the highest elctrical conductance of any element. Also known for its exceptional anitmicrobal properties
Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
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