A quick Google search & you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. ...

A quick Google search & you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. How To Live With A Huge Penis explores & allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including: Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends & Family Care & Maintenance of Your Huge Penis Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis Dealing with Discrimination Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful"ations & a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book. ...

Telling someone how you really feel is hard, particularly when you're only using Whatsapp. Well it's time to put aside the eloquent Shakespearean love sonnets, Emoji is the new language of love & you need to learn it fast before you're left behind. The 'face with tears of joy' symbol was named Word of the Year 2015 so you know we're not even exaggerating. ...

How to Swear
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How To Swear Around The World
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We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, & most of the time that's all the situation requires
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Sometimes it's difficult to discuss things rationally with people who have strong beliefs. So why not try it with an adorable & mindless feline? Written in an easy-to-digest Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety helps answer critical questions such as " What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?", Who are the enemies who seek to undermine my cat's faith in creationism? & " What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" ...

Any proper adventure with your loyal four-legged friend is going to require a cheeky food pit-stop at some point. Make sure you serve up a heroes banquet in the Howligans Collapsible Dog Bowl! ...

Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar
- they're reflective!
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Dogs that wear bandanas have the most fun. You can just tell. They look more rebellious, like a little doggy outlaw on the run. These Howligans Reflective Dog Bandanas are much more than your average decorative collar
- they're reflective!
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