How Not To Be A Dick
- Whether you’re a dick or not, this is your complete guide to life, from the classroom to the bedroom,
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We can’t all be a shelter-bound maniac; wildly stocking up on cans of meatballs & bottles of water, hiding from the outside world in anticipation of an imminent apocalypse. So make sure you’re thoroughly prepared for all that life has to throw at you by reading Rosie Garthwaite's indispensable How to Avoid Being Killed in a War Zone. ...

How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings
- Packed with tips on how to act to maximise your non-threateningness, this
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How To Be Vegan & Keep Your Friends
- You don’t need to sacrifice convenience & taste to spare the poor creatures we share our
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How To Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole
- This book is your ultimate guide to the creative industries, from how to handle
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A quick Google search & you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. ...

A quick Google search & you'll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. How To Live With A Huge Penis explores & allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including: Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends & Family Care & Maintenance of Your Huge Penis Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis Dealing with Discrimination Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis These topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful"ations & a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you're a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone "suffering" from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book. ...

Telling someone how you really feel is hard, particularly when you're only using Whatsapp. Well it's time to put aside the eloquent Shakespearean love sonnets, Emoji is the new language of love & you need to learn it fast before you're left behind. The 'face with tears of joy' symbol was named Word of the Year 2015 so you know we're not even exaggerating. ...